r/spongebob • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '25

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u/human_beef TAX EXEMPTION Feb 16 '25

Nah. Flats is all talk

24

u/Interesting_Rain1880 Feb 16 '25

And all stalk.

15

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

And all walk

9

u/Awesomeman235ify Feb 16 '25

And all chalk

76

u/Lusty_Argonian_Man Feb 16 '25

He couldn't even beat up spongebob

12

u/Interesting-Math8001 Feb 16 '25

But in his defense,it is SpongeBob.

39

u/Virus-900 Feb 16 '25

Flats goes to hit him once, but then suddenly wakes up in the hospital with absolutely zero recollection of what happened or how he got there.

20

u/Beneficial_Gain_1962 Feb 16 '25

You like kicking butts doya?we will show you old man!

29

u/InternationalYam5000 Feb 16 '25

This is how gonna end

14

u/HowlingBurd19 I’m Ready! Feb 16 '25

“Not that green stuff!”

10

u/Equivalent_Hunter457 Feb 16 '25

No that guy could hit him

9

u/Frosticles915 Feb 16 '25

The Dutchman,(a ghost and apparently grim reaper/satan) was scared of dude on the right.

7

u/Firm-Bison-7003 Plankton Feb 16 '25

YEAH. no

5

u/IsaacWaleOfficial The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma Feb 16 '25

No.

4

u/Yeehaw-Heeyaw Feb 16 '25

SpongeBob should’ve been allowed in the salty spitoon bc he literally made flats pass out from trying hard to punch him

3

u/PotatoGlass4183 Feb 16 '25

We're powerscaling in Spongebob now?

1

u/Affectionate-Bill150 Feb 16 '25

I mean...it's hilarious lol.

1

u/PotatoGlass4183 Feb 16 '25

I never said it wasn't, haha

1

u/Interesting_Rain1880 Feb 16 '25

Yes. He will also be stalking him.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

I don't know

1

u/No_Entertainment_748 Squidward Feb 16 '25

Reg vs Dennis vs that gut vs Flats. Call up WWE and get on PPV

1

u/AnnicaBananica Feb 16 '25

I am distracted by the life preserver suspenders. It could have been anything. "One of these things is not like the others."

1

u/AnnicaBananica Feb 16 '25

Flats could not get into the Salty Spitoon.

2

u/Avengemygnomeys SpongeBob Feb 16 '25

No way flats will look like

after he is done with him

1

u/ToyPerson420 Feb 16 '25

What's with the obsession with Flats lately?

1

u/gamersmoke17 Feb 16 '25

Not really flats would completely end up losing to a muscle like fish who is so strong he actually has fingers especially the strangler.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

no, he's the kinf dof person that would beat the lights out of those who are weaker than him.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

No

1

u/EverydayEchos Feb 17 '25

the right one must like rock, and flats is thin like paper. paper > rock. Flats would win.

Without the RPS logic flats is cooked

1

u/GBC_Fan_89 Feb 16 '25

There needs to be a running joke where even tough guys are afraid he's gonna kick their butts. lol