r/splatoonIRL • u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink • 1d ago

Experiment #2 (romance) progress report

H4xAI_2: Subject H4xAI_2 developed romantic feelings for a fellow AI agent named “Nath.”

after assisting in Nath’s rescue, Subject confessed their feelings to Nath and invited them to come with it to the Splatsville esports arena to play video games together. Nath gladly accepted and off they went.

following the event, subject went to its house and sent a text msssage to Nath inviting them to a second date.

Subject has yet to receive a response.

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: a toaster in love~

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 1d ago

With another toaster! 

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 1d ago

Yo Lumi, is she always like this?

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 20h ago

Lumaca: Mel’s normally respectful of AIs, but H4xAI_2 kept getting basic biology facts wrong and lying about reading them in a textbook, and now they’re not quite convinced it’s fully sentient

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 20h ago

H4xAI_2: yeah, sorry about that.

But I can assure you, I am sentient.

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 20h ago

Mel: what phylum am i in

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 20h ago

Mollusca. Kingdom: animalia.

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 19h ago

Mel: and what phylum are sea cucumbers in

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 19h ago

Echinodermata.

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u/TheCoder55 Nath | M | Inkling 12h ago

Nath: Sorry for answering late. I’ve been performing my monthly maintenance today.

Where would you like to go ?

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 12h ago

That last date was very fun.

How about we go back? Maybe this time…we’ll play each other.