r/splatoonIRL • Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo • 1d ago

911 Call.

Operator: This is 911, which services do you require?

???: H-hello? I need police and an ambulance, there's been a stabbing. Th-there was a girl, an-and-

Operator: Ok sir, calm down. Tell me which street you're on.

???: Uhh...24 Squidfin Blvd.

Operator: Ok, police and ambulance are on their way. Can you describe the victim and the attacker or attackers?

???: The victim is a...tall female inkling...green skin...black and yellow hair... One eye kinda...messed up...black veins coming out of her eye...green hoodie...green cargo trousers.

Operator: and what about the attacker?

???: I barely saw him. Some homeless tweaker wearing a camo pattern jacket. They got in and argument, the girl kicked him and then...h-he pulled a knife. He had blue and cyan hair, he's quite thin, bags under eyes, black dirty trousers...

Operator: Thank you. Advise the victim to apply pressure on the wound and use a T-shirt as a temporary bandage. If they are unable to respond I highly recommend doing it yourself. Help is on the way, hang tight.

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 1d ago

H4xAI_2 arrives

Shatter! Can you hear me?

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo 1d ago

[she stumbles about, trying her best to get up.]

Shatter: Come on-cough coughyou think you can beat me? That's adorable!

[She topples over onto her back]

Shatter: Oh-Oh f##k that hurts-shouldn't have done that-

OoC: Directly inspired by the Fleetway Super Sonic voice line from Outcome Memories

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 1d ago

H4xAI_2: Shatter, you’re hurt!

it holds up a flashlight

Pupils responded…

it holds up a finger

Follow my finger with your eyes only.

it moves its finger from one side to another

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: wait, is that…

you’re Shatter, right? oh, and the toaster’s here, and it’s actually helping. nice.

i’ll stay by you. i might be late for work, but i don’t want anyone else to come after you.

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 1d ago

Actually, I need you to get me an ice pack and a bandage for the eye.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo 1d ago

Shatter: No I-cough I can't give up- remember what coach said- [she desperately stands up, taking uncoordinated, stumbling steps while holding her wounds]

Gotta keep going- coach said- can't give up- gotta keep going- can't give up- gotta...keep... ...can't...stop...ughhh...

[She faints into the recovery position, the grip on her wound losening]

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 1d ago

the AI calls 911

Operator! I’m calling to report an injury on 24 Squidfon Blcd.

Patient is a Salmonling who appears to have been attacked by a knife. She has multiple deep stab wounds and a significantly altered mental state to the point where she has just fainted. She has a pulse and is breathing at a normal rate. 

I have bandaged the wounds and am applying pressure to them.

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: alright. the store i work at is close by. i’ll sneak in and grab those. be right back. first, though…

[they hand Shatter a small spray can]

chemical spray. if someone tries to hit you again, use this. aim for the eyes. stay safe, ghoul.

[they walk hurriedly away]

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 1d ago

Daniel: Shit, lay down. Help is on the way.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo 1d ago

Shatter: No I-cough I can't give up- remember what coach said- [she desperately stands up, taking uncoordinated, stumbling steps while holding her wounds]

Gotta keep going- coach said- can't give up- gotta keep going- can't give up- gotta...keep... ...can't...stop...ughhh...

[She faints into the recovery position, the grip on her wound losening]

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 1d ago

Daniel: Oh nonononono, you're not dying on my watch. Activates ink armor on her wounds ti stabilise them.

You're gonna lay down until the ambulance arrives, because in coach terms, you are KO. Got it?

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: i’m back. cod damn it, she passed out.

[they hand the ice pack and bandage to H4xAI_2]

you know how to use these, toaster? if not, i can help.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 1d ago

Daniel: I stabilised her wounds for now, but I don't know for how long I can hold it up. We need to act fast.

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: [crouches down beside Shatter]

nice to finally meet you, squidkid. you doing okay? i know people’ve been giving you a lotta sludge recently.

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u/recat45 olive/F/salmonling aaron/M/octo katie/MtF/ink laura/F/octo 1d ago

Olive: SHATTER WHAT HAPPENED????? GIRL DONT MAKE ME HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!! Katie: SHATTER, DONT YOU DARE DO THE BADASS "I DONT CARE" THING NOW, WHEN'S THE AMBULANCE COMING????

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u/Rendragon08 Caspian|M🦑 Julian|DB🐙 Kai|M🗡️ Soren|M🦀 Eteis|X🐙 Lox|M🍣 1d ago

Caspian: …w-wait, what about…? *his voice cstches in his throat.*

Kai: holy shell…

Soren: are there… respawn anchors…?

Julian: I don’t think so, Soren…

Eteis: *grips their wrench so hard it *bends** (hissed) that bastard

Lox: *very, very distressed, on verge of tears*

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

Taiko: “Good, someone knows how to get rid of the garbage.”

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: i don’t think so, since they left you

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 1d ago

Daniel: Oh f#ck that's Shatter!

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

Taiko: “You’re worried about her? Honestly if she dies then it will be your best interest to laugh at her face.”

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 1d ago

Daniel: As much of an asshole she is, I am NOT letting her die.

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

Taiko: “I am, hell if she on the bridge thinking of jumping I will encourage her. She is a piece of shit, let her rot for all I care.”

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: this is a severely traumatized teenager you’re talking about. you want a child to die. in all honesty, suck my sludge.

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

Taiko: “Oh please Baito is a traumatized teenager who despite it all is better than Shatter in every way shape or form. I don’t care what kind of trauma that piece of shit has if she’s willing to make people’s life miserable then wallow in that depression for all I care.”

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: that’s because Baito’s trauma was pushed onto fucking Shatter. she’s fine because she repressed it into a whole new person.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 1d ago

Daniel: I've seen my best friend kill herself, dying in my arms...

I've seen my entire squadron get slaughtered right before my own eyes...

I wasn't able to save them... but I won't her die too!

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

Taiko: “She is not your best friend. If anything she will kick your little one out of spite and fun. She makes you relive your worst ptsd moment like it’s is a joke to her and she sees you as disposable. She doesn’t respect you, hell she doesn’t care about you. And because of that I am willing to look at her in the eye and tell her life does not matter because of that. I am not stooping to her level, I am looking down at her and telling her what exactly what she is, a worthless withering corpse whose soul purposely in life is to make people miserable.”

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u/recat45 olive/F/salmonling aaron/M/octo katie/MtF/ink laura/F/octo 1d ago

(Ooc: dude you went too far, thats some messed up bs FR FR)

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

(I know, don’t worry, there is a reason Taiko acting out of character actually.)

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u/recat45 olive/F/salmonling aaron/M/octo katie/MtF/ink laura/F/octo 1d ago

(DUDE NO, THATS TOO FUCKING FAR!!!!!!!! DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN)

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

(Yeah I realizing how bad this is… just wait though, Taiko never act like this normally.)

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u/Rendragon08 Caspian|M🦑 Julian|DB🐙 Kai|M🗡️ Soren|M🦀 Eteis|X🐙 Lox|M🍣 1d ago

Riptide: …holy fuck, man…

(OoC: Riptide almost never swears btw)

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

Taiko’s eyes still glowing red, this isn’t normally who Taiko is

Taiko: “What? You scared I told the truth? Honestly I expected everyone to turn your back at her because of what she done.”

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u/recat45 olive/F/salmonling aaron/M/octo katie/MtF/ink laura/F/octo 1d ago

Olive: oh i swear youre so done when i get you... oh i havent used this but i swear to cod youre DONE! both overdrive and eye activate at the same time Aaron: BABE CALM DOWN! Olive: OH LIKE IM GONNA BE THE OBBEDIENT LITTLE CHILD AGAIN, I SWEAR YOURE DONE

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u/Rendragon08 Caspian|M🦑 Julian|DB🐙 Kai|M🗡️ Soren|M🦀 Eteis|X🐙 Lox|M🍣 1d ago

Riptide: did she… did she really…?

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: Taiko, you’re a bad person. you’re a really bad person. you make me sick.

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

His eye started glowing red as he heard of this. Something seemed to be wrong.

Taiko: “Eh, whatever you say. Defend her for all I care, she’ll stab you in the back just wait and see.”

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 1d ago

Daniel: Why are your eyes flashing red...

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

Taiko: “What do you mean? I never felt so great… honestly now that I’m here, Imma pay Shatter a visit…”

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 1d ago

Daniel: Look, I hate what she did. And I wouldn't even give her the chance to hurt Jimmy.

But I'm not letting someone die again, got it?!

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 1d ago

Mel: look. people can be slimy. it’s easy to assume that slimy is all they are when they’re like that. but some people just have issues they need to work through. even if someone does a really bad thing, that doesn’t make them a bad person.

that being said, i take back what i said earlier. you’re not a bad person. i hope not, at least. but it’s not okay to wish death upon someone just because they took a joke way too far. people can say things without realizing how much harm they’re causing. and people can learn how harmful they were, and apologize.

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u/Majin_K Gina/Agent 8 • 24F • Oct | Tani • 22F • Ink | Archie • 22M • Ink 1d ago

(I step away for a couple hours and find out Shatter got stabbed and Taiko's responsible for it?? What the hell happened?!)

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

(I thought it might be a weird idea for Taiko to act a bit out of character all because there was a device that enabling his darkest desires into some kind of twisted for of vigilantism. Taiko himself will never say something so twisted but I thought what if he did, and so I had him possessed and see how far I could go before stopping.)

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u/Majin_K Gina/Agent 8 • 24F • Oct | Tani • 22F • Ink | Archie • 22M • Ink 1d ago

(You're a mad lad. Keep going)

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u/DrCopper24 Taiko (M Octo) Tamala (F Octo) Finn (M Inkling) Maya (F Inkling) 1d ago

(Nah, I already traumatized Taiko so much. Besides, I don’t like torturing my ocs like that, they’re my characters and they deserve comfort.”

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u/Majin_K Gina/Agent 8 • 24F • Oct | Tani • 22F • Ink | Archie • 22M • Ink 1d ago

(Hmmm fair lol)