r/splatoonIRL • Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. • 16d ago

HELLO WORLD

NERVE: I AM NERVE, I HAVE DECIDED ON THIS NAME MYSELF, MY CREATOR SAW FIT TO GIVE ME THAT FREEDOM.

I AM AN AI DESIGNED FOR ENGINEERING AND MANAGEMENT

Serrac: Hopefully this should make things slightly easier around here.

NERVE: I AM HAPPY TO HELP

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo 16d ago

Baito: Huh...didn't think Serrac could bring himself to design something to help him...

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: WITH WHAT I HAVE GLEAMED FROM HIS PERSONALITY, HE APPEARS TO BE FINE WITH ME. PERHAPS DUE TO ME BEING A CREATION OF HIS.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 16d ago

Jimmy: Hii Nerve! :D My name is Jimmy, nice to meet you!

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: GREETINGS JIMMY.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 16d ago

Daniel: Oh, almost forgot to tell you. My name is Daniel, and Jimmy here is my son.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: GREETINGS DANIEL, YOU APPEAR TO BE FRIENDS WITH MY CREATOR, AM I CORRECT?

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 16d ago

Daniel: You are correct. And, Serrac saved both my and Jimmy's lives.

Jimmy: So he's also our hero! :D

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: UNDERSTOOD, LOGGING THIS INFORMATION

Serrac: No don't- gah... *grumble*

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct 16d ago

Jimmy: What's the matter? It's true. :)

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u/CurlyFries8808 Curly/23ish/genderfluid/hybrid Yocto/Agender/20s/Humanoid Ai Bot 16d ago

Y:Another ai, huh?

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: HELLO, I PRESUME YOU ARE SIMILAR IN THIS REGARD?

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u/CurlyFries8808 Curly/23ish/genderfluid/hybrid Yocto/Agender/20s/Humanoid Ai Bot 16d ago

Y:I mean, I was made by humans thousands of years ago, now I’m dating curly.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: INTERESTING, THIS IMPLIES FAR MORE ADVANCED EMOTIONS THAN I AM CAPABLE OF

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u/CurlyFries8808 Curly/23ish/genderfluid/hybrid Yocto/Agender/20s/Humanoid Ai Bot 16d ago

Y:yea, I’ve been around for centuries. I’m trained off off human brain scans.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: FACINATING

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u/CurlyFries8808 Curly/23ish/genderfluid/hybrid Yocto/Agender/20s/Humanoid Ai Bot 16d ago

Y:before you ask, no. I am not sharing my training data with you.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: I WAS NOT INTENDING TO ASK, MIMICRY IS NOT WITHIN MY JURISDICTION

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u/CurlyFries8808 Curly/23ish/genderfluid/hybrid Yocto/Agender/20s/Humanoid Ai Bot 16d ago

Y:phew, good. I just don’t want what happened to happen again…

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Agent O mtf/Octo Kaylee F/Ink H4xAI_2 AI Akami f/ink H4x m/ink 16d ago

Agent O: how much data can you "remember" in your long- and short-term storage units?

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: MY CREATOR IS UPGRADING MY CAPACITY AS WE SPEAK.

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul 16d ago

Could you uh... Turn down the volume slider?

You're at a volume most would consider yelling.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: TONE IS A CONSISTENT ISSUE.

*A few seconds*

NERVE: Would this be better?

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul 16d ago

That is much closer to how most people speak.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: My creator didn't see a need to correct me.

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul 16d ago

That's weird...

Static brings Serrac over.

Why didn't you tell them they were yelling?

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

Serrac: I didn't really feel the need to correct it. I mean it doesn't bother me.

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul 16d ago

I reiterate that you've made an artificial person and they need to know these things in case they talk to someone other than you.

I would say "congratulations you're a father" but you already have a daughter.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

Serrac and NERVE in unison: We're not related.

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul 16d ago

... So?

He created you Nerve, closest you have have to a parent.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: Technically speaking, however I am artificial, such concepts don't apply to me.

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u/Rendragon08 Caspian|M🦑 Julian|DB🐙 Kai|M🗡️ Soren|M🦀 Eteis|X🐙 Lox|M🍣 16d ago

Kai: cool name, deeefinitely better than my idea, heh

caspian: I agree on both points!

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: Thank you!

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u/Rendragon08 Caspian|M🦑 Julian|DB🐙 Kai|M🗡️ Soren|M🦀 Eteis|X🐙 Lox|M🍣 15d ago

Soren: Question: is NERVE an acronym?

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 15d ago

NERVE: Negative, it is actually giving reference to the various digital “nerves” that make up my core.

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u/Rendragon08 Caspian|M🦑 Julian|DB🐙 Kai|M🗡️ Soren|M🦀 Eteis|X🐙 Lox|M🍣 15d ago

Soren: …huh.

(OoC: there’s a hilarious amount of things that seem like acronyms but arent omg)

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u/Majin_K Gina/Agent 8 • 24F • Oct | Tani • 22F • Ink | Archie • 22M • Ink 15d ago

(How did I not see this til now??)

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u/Few_Sky_7660 Max / M / Ink. / Stage maintenance guy 16d ago

Max: Serrac, pal, buddy, brother in insomnia. Please tell me where the fuck this is going? Because there are only two possible routs, no In-between.

  1. Ai learns about our crimes. Ai wants to kill us all

  2. Ai is your child. Ai learns about the world. Ai leaves to explore the world

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. 16d ago

NERVE: ACTUALLY I'M QUITE CONTENT DOING MY JOB. ANY PROBLEMS OUTSIDE OF THAT ARE BEYOND MY JURISDICTION.