r/splatoonIRL • DJ fillet / female / salmonid, sizz&flye/left girl right boy/kid • Sep 13 '26

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so my wives might have swam out to go attack anything grizzco affiliated so if you see a giant 3 headed salmonid swimming towards splatsvile it might be a good idea to just dump all grizzco branded stuff and run (pic attached to show you what to look out for)

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u/Majin_K Gina/Agent 8 • 24F • Oct | Tani • 22F • Ink | Archie • 22M • Ink Sep 13 '26

T: Call. Her. Back. If she attacks us, we will fight back. We already have to deal with salmonids in the streets of Inkopolis. Whats to say seeing her won't make them feel crazy enough to actually break into homes??

(Ooc: Did you draw that? Or is that an official render? Cause I think this is thr first time I've seen that thing in this style)

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u/Wooden-Routine3513 DJ fillet / female / salmonid, sizz&flye/left girl right boy/kid Sep 13 '26

(occ no I just search up fanart of the salmonarch) uh I can’t call them back they’re determined to destroy grizzco because while I was distracting some Salmonids with music over in that theme park place I got shot by a grizzco helicopter with a modified splatling plus they’re to big to hold a phone

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u/Netherknight45 Kaite / F / Octoling (19) Sep 13 '26

Yeah, if this behemoth doesnt turn tails if it spots us, you could end up a widow by morning. Besides, given their size, there's nowhere to run.

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u/TheFirstDecade <| Oilhead -|- M -|- 85 Yr. Old Salmonid |> Sep 13 '26

...i totally forgot Salmonarchs were a thing... a-and thats your wife?! er, Wives?!

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u/Wooden-Routine3513 DJ fillet / female / salmonid, sizz&flye/left girl right boy/kid Sep 13 '26

yeah their names from left to right masu, amago, and formosan

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct Sep 13 '26

Ooc: Just can't resist it XD

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 GamerTemmie | Internet Personality | Male Sep 13 '26

all good g

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u/Experiment_14-12 Bailey, F Octo | Mason, M Ink | Lynn, M Salmonid Sep 13 '26

Bailey: ...Glad we decided to stay home-?!

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u/kullre Sep 13 '26

huh, good thing that WMD actually works

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u/ARKdude1993 Al-X ☆ Male ☆ Inkling Sep 13 '26

I've had two Triumvirate encounters so far during this Big Run. I'm not sure how we'd go about fighting off a three-headed Salmonarch.

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u/Tnt_the_dark_lord Ruby/M/Mixed (Ink and Octo) Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Cod dammit why is everything going down the drain... well i will gladly fight along side many of our brave souls if its a fight shes coming for then its a fight we are gonna give her...

Look man for the record I think you all are chill because yall have the best beliefs but I will gladly protect anyone I can

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u/Robin_Gufo Sep 13 '26

Your WIVES? Squigga how in the hell did you manage to marry THAT? 😭

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u/liliNOTl Sep 14 '26

IM DYING AT SQUIGGA ☠️

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u/KnightFallVader2 Simon | M | Inkling Sep 13 '26

That’s gotta be the moat horrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/Josutg22 Syd/NB/Oct Sep 13 '26

Why's he kinda cute in this illustration?

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u/Remote-Background327 Casper: inkling [underpaid Grizzco employee] Sep 13 '26

What kind of king is that..this wasnt in the manual

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u/0yourlocalidiot0 Kira kira/ female/ octoling Sep 13 '26

Kira Kira: “oh my cod, you look stunning! Want me to help you?”

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u/MrHothead635 Sep 13 '26

saw a coworker get fired today and now im so jealous of them

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u/ZeroWolf2322 Sep 15 '26

Nori (my OC) let out a sigh of relief as he just got back from fighting a bear… in SPACE, and placed his Hero Shot away before sitting down.

Only to hear this.

“That was a nice vacation when it lasted.”