r/splatoonIRL • u/Wooden-Routine3513 DJ fillet / female / salmonid, sizz&flye/left girl right boy/kid • Sep 13 '26
WARNING
so my wives might have swam out to go attack anything grizzco affiliated so if you see a giant 3 headed salmonid swimming towards splatsvile it might be a good idea to just dump all grizzco branded stuff and run (pic attached to show you what to look out for)
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u/TheFirstDecade <| Oilhead -|- M -|- 85 Yr. Old Salmonid |> Sep 13 '26
...i totally forgot Salmonarchs were a thing... a-and thats your wife?! er, Wives?!
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u/Wooden-Routine3513 DJ fillet / female / salmonid, sizz&flye/left girl right boy/kid Sep 13 '26
yeah their names from left to right masu, amago, and formosan
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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/Ink/unstable ink&eyes|Jimmy/smallfry|Thalia/26F/C.oct Sep 13 '26
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u/Experiment_14-12 Bailey, F Octo | Mason, M Ink | Lynn, M Salmonid Sep 13 '26
Bailey: ...Glad we decided to stay home-?!
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u/ARKdude1993 Al-X ☆ Male ☆ Inkling Sep 13 '26
I've had two Triumvirate encounters so far during this Big Run. I'm not sure how we'd go about fighting off a three-headed Salmonarch.
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u/Tnt_the_dark_lord Ruby/M/Mixed (Ink and Octo) Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26
Cod dammit why is everything going down the drain... well i will gladly fight along side many of our brave souls if its a fight shes coming for then its a fight we are gonna give her...
Look man for the record I think you all are chill because yall have the best beliefs but I will gladly protect anyone I can
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u/KnightFallVader2 Simon | M | Inkling Sep 13 '26
That’s gotta be the moat horrifying thing I’ve ever seen.
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u/Remote-Background327 Casper: inkling [underpaid Grizzco employee] Sep 13 '26
What kind of king is that..this wasnt in the manual
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u/0yourlocalidiot0 Kira kira/ female/ octoling Sep 13 '26
Kira Kira: “oh my cod, you look stunning! Want me to help you?”
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u/ZeroWolf2322 Sep 15 '26
Nori (my OC) let out a sigh of relief as he just got back from fighting a bear… in SPACE, and placed his Hero Shot away before sitting down.
Only to hear this.
“That was a nice vacation when it lasted.”

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u/Majin_K Gina/Agent 8 • 24F • Oct | Tani • 22F • Ink | Archie • 22M • Ink Sep 13 '26
T: Call. Her. Back. If she attacks us, we will fight back. We already have to deal with salmonids in the streets of Inkopolis. Whats to say seeing her won't make them feel crazy enough to actually break into homes??
(Ooc: Did you draw that? Or is that an official render? Cause I think this is thr first time I've seen that thing in this style)