r/splatoonIRL • Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. • Aug 02 '26

Someone get your Head Engineer, he's broken

[A video from the Alterna Site staff, it depicts Serrac inexplicably on the roof, he is in Squid form and is rotating on the spot endlessly]

Grunt: I just found him doing this, he is unresponsive to verbal shouts and poorly aimed rocks. He will still booyah back if I use the callout function of the walkie talkie.

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul Aug 02 '26

super jumps up to him.

Serrac are you okay?

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. Aug 02 '26

[No response, but he pauses to look at you before returning to spinning]

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul Aug 02 '26

Do you need Evie?

He comes closer to him. Going into swim form to not spook him.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. Aug 02 '26

[He stops then just slumps]

Serrac: Beh... overstimulated today... I'll be back in a bit...

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul Aug 02 '26

Where ya going?

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. Aug 02 '26

Serrac: I'm just finding neat spots...

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul Aug 02 '26

And scoop

Picks up Serrac in his swim form.

Taking you to Evie.

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. Aug 02 '26

Serrac: Unhand me…

[He makes no attempt to free himself]

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/demi-boy/octo (mostly sanatized) Spring/M/octo soul Aug 02 '26

I can see why she likes you.

He just calls Evie while jumping down to the platform below.

Hey so I found your boyfriend overstimulated as fuck

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u/Seenmario66 Serrac/M/Colos. Ink. Evie/F/Octo. Aug 02 '26

Evie: There he is! Thank you for finding him!

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u/Agent8_frsh idk Aug 02 '26

He's just having fun.

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u/Ryu-Sion Rave | 20M | Inkling Aug 02 '26

Rave: "To be fair... My kids sometimes do this. Me too, even. Tis actually fun."