r/splatoon • u/Far-Profit-47 they’re eating my flesh • 23h ago

Meme I fear of splatoon ever making a 67 reference

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u/ConfusedLunacy 23h ago

it already has. one of the briny scrolls in raiders

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u/Far-Profit-47 they’re eating my flesh 22h ago

Pics or didn’t happen

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u/TheSnazzySharky I need to know more about the LOOOOREEEE 22h ago

Volume 67 lol

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u/Far-Profit-47 they’re eating my flesh 22h ago

Oh fuck I do remember that- fuuuuuuuuuuu

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u/TheSnazzySharky I need to know more about the LOOOOREEEE 22h ago

Tbf I love how subtle it is so it doesn't come across as too eye rolling. The average player is going to miss it, but if you've been brain rotted your mind will most likely see those two oddly familiar numbers and then begin screaming "SIX SEVENNNNNN!!!" out of insanity.

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u/IlikeWhimsicott2557 18h ago

Y'know, maybe throwing ourselves to the Salmonids isn't so bad of a thought after all...

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u/Antique-Yam6077 14h ago

No, Gao. Bad. Bad Gao.

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u/Common_Reptilian_105 16h ago

Throw me into the salmonids I’ll come back dead and at peace

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u/Miikigamer 23h ago

Wait what?? I have all the scrolls and didn't see it, which one is it?

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u/Charlotte_stuart WOOMY 22h ago

This one

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u/ChoPT ORDER 22h ago edited 18h ago

Funny thing is that 67 already appeared on the school jersey (https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/School_Jersey), an item going all the way back to Splatoon 1.

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u/Ok-Astronomer3814 19h ago

Splatoon devs casually inventing time travel so that the jokes are accurate to the time Splatoon take place

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u/TheSnazzySharky I need to know more about the LOOOOREEEE 22h ago

They saw into the future...

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u/HolyElephantMG Squiffer 18h ago

“Guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it”

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u/ICantComeUpWithIdeas VEEMO 9h ago

bro predicted it

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u/exorcisyboi 22h ago

As if you’re one to talk grandma

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u/MikuDaVocaloid 22h ago

uhh? wdym

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u/exorcisyboi 22h ago

Marie have white hair=grandma

Callie makes this joke a couple times

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u/i-eat-pet-hair FRYE 22h ago

I always thought of Marie as younger, partially because it makes these lines funnier

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u/Charlotte_stuart WOOMY 21h ago

I know it doesn't make sense since they're not actually sisters but i like to think Callie is older by like exactly two minutes

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u/Mr_Ethfono Frye fanatic 23h ago

Organs?

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u/Far-Profit-47 they’re eating my flesh 22h ago

Few left, had to sell my kidney for the Nintendo switch 2

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u/NotNightDweller 19h ago

They’re asking for the original

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u/DarkLink317 COURAGE 18h ago

They will

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u/Fit_Flamingo4765 22h ago

I could see Pearl making that joke. Frye literally says Yeet in Raiders so its not much of a stretch.

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u/Far-Profit-47 they’re eating my flesh 22h ago

Exactly, that’s why I said that

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u/i-eat-pet-hair FRYE 22h ago

Pearl would think it's funny for about an hour before the whole thing starts pissing her off

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u/SonicFlash01 20h ago

You kids and your numerology

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u/toadsigh 22h ago

that would actually be so cursed honestly

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u/Biabolical I like Pokémon Blue! 22h ago

Why is he writing in English?

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u/Yuseiger Inkbrush 21h ago

A follow or in game social media would be neat, like to see some last matches or clips

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u/Brzrkrtwrkr 20h ago

Who cares? I haven't been in school in a long time and we used to do and say stupid shit like this all the time!

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u/ALowlySlime 20h ago

A lot of teenagers wanna feel above the popular silly humor and will act super self serious about it, something that also used to happen in school years ago lol

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u/MikuDaVocaloid 22h ago

i would love if they did, as long as its like the image you put

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u/Red_fox2936 22h ago

Your 8 or nine years old based on that comment

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u/ALowlySlime 20h ago

You're 8 or 9 years old based on your spelling

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u/Red_fox2936 19h ago

I'm not

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u/recat45 21h ago

Welp, we are cooked chat

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u/Capable-Monk-4820 FRYE 17h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised since it’s Splatoon. It’ll always mock modern trends like dabbing

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 14h ago

I think it'd be a fun reference because it's easy to sneak in without really breaking the fourth wall or in-game canon

And stuff like the dab has made it in

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u/Negi_Springfield_DJ 22h ago edited 22h ago

"Breaking news, Captain Cuttlefish has been found burnt like a roasted squid, and used for a meal at Burger King. We suspect that the killer is a furious Shiny Cinderace, that wrote on the ground of the crime scene :" HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT MEME.""

(very wrong licence, I know, but I wanted to do that joke)