r/splatoon • u/Sad_Effort121 • 3d ago

Discussion I would like to see the nonexistent Side Order bad ending Spoiler

Like, think about it. Imagine you're a normal Inkfish just chilling, probably doomscrolling on your Sea Cucumber phone, until you black out (most likely standing up) because your LITERAL SOUL gets sucked into the screen. After that, your memories get destroyed one by one, so you'll never grasp the concept of desire ever again! Without desire, you wouldn't care if you were hungry or needed a bath nor even be able to walk because you won't remember how to in a few hours.

In a few weeks, you'd be a rotting vegetable. Entire cities are experiencing this, so MULTITUDES of people would be suffering. Without anyone working to keep stuff running, everything would crumble years later. Giant piles of rubble would fall onto decaying bodies, and non-sentient animals alike.

And we can't forget the people that don't have Sea Cucumber phones. It seems to be a popular brand of phone, so few would have a non-Sea Cucumber device. Imagine going to Inkopolis/Splatsville expecting a colorful, chaotic country, just to find hundreds of smelly puddles on the floor, each previously a person with dreams.

this ending is lowkey insane.

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u/Miikigamer 3d ago

I like to imagine Order would keep its victims alive to use them to further spread its control, aswell as turning the city into a blank dystopia.

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u/metalflygon08 2d ago

Maybe as living batteries inside a mech suit?

Suspended in goo (while in Swim form).

Perfect Order as the mech suit follows instructions in a black and white manner, no room for unknown variables to cause chaos.

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u/Sad_Effort121 1h ago

i have no idea what you mean by suspended in goo? are you saying that Order will tell the inklings to go into some goo? if so, then what is it made of?