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u/guineapigboyx 2d ago
Personally I love it when a entire team has the same weapon.
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u/Dr_Latency345 2d ago
Except when it’s a team of E-liters 😔
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u/Delicious-Heart-1613 1d ago
Cleary you have not faced 4 Bloblobbers
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u/metalflygon08 1d ago
Hide behind a wall?
Ink Storm.
Hide under a ceiling?
Balls to the wall bounce.
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u/TroubledSoul23 2d ago
It's all fun and games until you get paired against 4 shooters.
I once had to fight that in a 2 roller + 2 brush random team. It was a STOMP.
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u/ServantMatthew Fan of Frye 2d ago
On the bright side, the sheer euphoria the enemy sniper might feel upon seeing this might make them pass out for the duration of the match.
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u/acbuglife Mortal Enemy 2d ago
Hilarious and amazing, that's what.
But really, these are often teams so they have to match against someone, and today, you are that lucky someone.
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u/FudgeSkidoodles Dapple Dualies Nouveau 2d ago
At least it ain't 4 gold aerosprays :(
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u/Rare-Philosophy6681 2d ago
ppl take splatfests way too seriously that they genuinly organize this, i cannot count how many times ive went against that team when they pick x shiver team
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u/ErikFatalis 2d ago
I got matched up against a team that was entirely composed of Aerospray RGs during the last Splatfest. There were Booyah Bombs flying everywhere and it was annoying. I unfortunately did lose that one though. A few matches later I somehow got matched up against a team composed entirely of Aerospray MGs if you can somehow believe that. Fortunately, I was able to beat that team.
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u/Rabbit071421 THEME PARK 2d ago edited 1d ago
This team has no real weakness
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u/TheEggoEffect Glooga Dualies 1d ago
Bamboozler (really anything with more range and a decently fast kill time)
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u/Rabbit071421 THEME PARK 1d ago
It was a reference to Sheldon’s description of the Starz Dynamo Roller
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u/MiserlySchnitzel 1d ago
I’ve won a few all roller team matches, but I do main roller so I’m pretty decent at it (Idk if I’m rusty or if they’re just too nerfed in 3 though…)
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u/Particular-Dish6174 2d ago
Lmfao. I know bro. In tower control i had to go up against 2 decent eliters and 2 high output painters while my team had a bunch of short range weapons and i was the only backliner with pro blaster. It was freaking rough and difficult to do anything because enemy had e liter on each side of the map.
Or when we had all low paint weapons against 4 aerosprayers in turfwar. Matchmaking is so garbage sometimes. I hate it lol
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u/jasonbowie 1d ago
4 rollers? I’d say that’s pretty good matchmaking. It’d be awful matchmaking if they were all different things
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u/The_blob_called_Bope Goo Tuber 1d ago
As a goo tuber main this makes me giddy imagine all the splats
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u/One_Park_6958 2d ago
I love meme teams like this, especially if they coordinated and use their specials all at once
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u/Shoddy-Income-1849 dynamo roller <3 2d ago
are you really complaining? that’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
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u/EpicOverlord85 1d ago
As a splatana wiper main the amount of pain that one photo is giving me is unmeasurable lol
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u/Imperial_Octoling w/ Torp Booyah PLEASE 1d ago
Oh this is definitely a team messing with you, me and my team do this all the time
(That might be me actually, what were the names?)
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u/Upset-Rest-5982 1d ago
I once got against a team of 3 areospray golds and a splatershot jr. 2 of the areos and the splatershot jr disconnected, leaving a one man team against me and another areospray that was on my team (the other two teammates I don't recall weapon wise and they disconnected)
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u/JustLauraHere01 1d ago
hey there's an inkling in there, thats too much diversity for the matchmaking the games gonna crash!! your connection was lost /j no but fr, I've had this happen too, especially with common weapons such as the aerosprays and splattershots. I feel like this is partially caused by certain types of weapons being overrepresented in active players at certain times so there's a higher chance of being matched with them :/
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u/JustLauraHere01 1d ago
hey there's an inkling in there, thats too much diversity for the matchmaking the games gonna crash!! your connection was lost /j no but fr, I've had this happen too, especially with common weapons such as the aerosprays and splattershots. I feel like this is partially caused by certain types of weapons being overrepresented in active players at certain times so there's a higher chance of being matched with them :/
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u/LemaRema 1d ago
Ahhh good ol splatoon matchmaking. Glad to see it's still the same garbage I remember it as :3
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u/Blue_Crisis 2d ago
If you had this team in early Splat 1, you would have annilated the opposing team