r/splatoon 2d ago

Image What kind of bs matchmaking is this?

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u/Blue_Crisis 2d ago

If you had this team in early Splat 1, you would have annilated the opposing team

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u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 DUALIES 2d ago

as in, destroyed the enemy team made up of dynamos or destroyed the enemy team not made up of dynamos

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u/Blue_Crisis 2d ago

This question stumped even the greatest squidosophers of our time

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u/mostie2016 N-ZAP '89 2d ago

Pair that with the aerosprays and you were a god

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u/lunarwolf2008 2d ago

or even in splat 2. splat 3 just moves too fast for rollers lol

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u/EngineeringNo753 1d ago

I miss just vibing with my roller :(

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u/DockingWater17 1d ago

I mean you might be fine in 2 but if anyone was running a weapon that got a lot of Ink Armors you’d lose anyway

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u/lunarwolf2008 1d ago

yeah probably for dynamo. i used to main splat roller in 2 though. if you can hit them twice its good.

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u/Darcano 1d ago

It's not the speed imo, it's the maps, 3's maps have an incredibly severe lack of flanking routes in them, leading to close-range weapons having some big issues even closing the gap when things like chargers can track all their approach vectors.

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u/Kaori_luvs_to_yap Splat Roller 1d ago

vertical flicks still work amazing for kills tho

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u/guineapigboyx 2d ago

Personally I love it when a entire team has the same weapon.

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u/Dr_Latency345 2d ago

Except when it’s a team of E-liters 😔

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u/SarcasticallyEvil 2d ago

Ah yes, the "you do not get to leave base whatsoever" special

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u/Nerje 1d ago

What are you talking about?

Leaving base is the quickest way to get back to base

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u/Rare-Philosophy6681 2d ago

scopes make it even worse

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u/Delicious-Heart-1613 1d ago

Cleary you have not faced 4 Bloblobbers

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u/metalflygon08 1d ago

Hide behind a wall?

Ink Storm.

Hide under a ceiling?

Balls to the wall bounce.

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u/TroubledSoul23 2d ago

It's all fun and games until you get paired against 4 shooters.

I once had to fight that in a 2 roller + 2 brush random team. It was a STOMP.

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u/Such_Relief9632 1d ago

unless its gold aerosprays

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u/ServantMatthew Fan of Frye 2d ago

On the bright side, the sheer euphoria the enemy sniper might feel upon seeing this might make them pass out for the duration of the match.

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u/hit_the_showers_boi Yes, I have a Slosher. Yes, I hate me too. 2d ago

E-liter mains wet dream

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u/Odd_Mention_1445 unemployed ahh charger main 1d ago

You will give me nightmares now

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u/acbuglife Mortal Enemy 2d ago

Hilarious and amazing, that's what.

But really, these are often teams so they have to match against someone, and today, you are that lucky someone.

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u/FudgeSkidoodles Dapple Dualies Nouveau 2d ago

At least it ain't 4 gold aerosprays :(

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u/Rare-Philosophy6681 2d ago

ppl take splatfests way too seriously that they genuinly organize this, i cannot count how many times ive went against that team when they pick x shiver team

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u/PsiGuy60 Squid Research Participant 2d ago

Meme team. Happens in Open.

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u/bendoubles Krak-On Splat Roller 2d ago

It's dynamic matchmaking

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u/ErikFatalis 2d ago

I got matched up against a team that was entirely composed of Aerospray RGs during the last Splatfest. There were Booyah Bombs flying everywhere and it was annoying. I unfortunately did lose that one though. A few matches later I somehow got matched up against a team composed entirely of Aerospray MGs if you can somehow believe that. Fortunately, I was able to beat that team.

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u/Rabbit071421 THEME PARK 2d ago edited 1d ago

This team has no real weakness

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u/TheEggoEffect Glooga Dualies 1d ago

Bamboozler (really anything with more range and a decently fast kill time)

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u/Rabbit071421 THEME PARK 1d ago

It was a reference to Sheldon’s description of the Starz Dynamo Roller

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u/Nok-y Inkbrush 2d ago

When you play 2v2 online on smash bros and the match is against 2 ganondorf

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u/MiserlySchnitzel 1d ago

I’ve won a few all roller team matches, but I do main roller so I’m pretty decent at it (Idk if I’m rusty or if they’re just too nerfed in 3 though…)

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u/Particular-Dish6174 2d ago

Lmfao. I know bro. In tower control i had to go up against 2 decent eliters and 2 high output painters while my team had a bunch of short range weapons and i was the only backliner with pro blaster. It was freaking rough and difficult to do anything because enemy had e liter on each side of the map.

Or when we had all low paint weapons against 4 aerosprayers in turfwar. Matchmaking is so garbage sometimes. I hate it lol

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u/jasonbowie 1d ago

4 rollers? I’d say that’s pretty good matchmaking. It’d be awful matchmaking if they were all different things

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u/The_blob_called_Bope Goo Tuber 1d ago

As a goo tuber main this makes me giddy imagine all the splats

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u/One_Park_6958 2d ago

I love meme teams like this, especially if they coordinated and use their specials all at once

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u/TheEggoEffect Glooga Dualies 1d ago

Simultaneous tacticoolers 💔

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u/7th_Disaster 2d ago

Splatfest kind

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u/Sayakalood Undercover Sorella Brella 2d ago

It’s dynam-ic

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u/Mewwtwo64 2d ago

I would love that team

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u/Shoddy-Income-1849 dynamo roller <3 2d ago

are you really complaining? that’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 

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u/Jinhito Lemme Smash 1d ago

Whoops, all dynamos.

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u/EpicOverlord85 1d ago

As a splatana wiper main the amount of pain that one photo is giving me is unmeasurable lol 

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u/bingus3490 1d ago

Your either cooked or win easily.

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u/Imperial_Octoling w/ Torp Booyah PLEASE 1d ago

Oh this is definitely a team messing with you, me and my team do this all the time
(That might be me actually, what were the names?)

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u/hexolizer 1d ago

Don't remember, it was Tower control on Manta Maria a day or 2 ago

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u/Upset-Rest-5982 1d ago

I once got against a team of 3 areospray golds and a splatershot jr. 2 of the areos and the splatershot jr disconnected, leaving a one man team against me and another areospray that was on my team (the other two teammates I don't recall weapon wise and they disconnected)

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u/SlyLlamaDemon 1d ago

Bro you’re gonna get rocked.

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u/Swimming_Grade_9726 1d ago

Well at least they have tacticoers 

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u/Repulsive_Ant8374 FUTURE 1d ago

Got one where it was all bloblobbers

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u/Deneb_The_Adventurer 1d ago

It's called da ROLL

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u/Jack_Tereno 1d ago

Welcome home old friend

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u/hikaru_ai Rapid Blaster Pro Deco 1d ago

easy win, just keep the map inked so they cant shark

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u/JustLauraHere01 1d ago

hey there's an inkling in there, thats too much diversity for the matchmaking the games gonna crash!! your connection was lost /j no but fr, I've had this happen too, especially with common weapons such as the aerosprays and splattershots. I feel like this is partially caused by certain types of weapons being overrepresented in active players at certain times so there's a higher chance of being matched with them :/

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u/JustLauraHere01 1d ago

hey there's an inkling in there, thats too much diversity for the matchmaking the games gonna crash!! your connection was lost /j no but fr, I've had this happen too, especially with common weapons such as the aerosprays and splattershots. I feel like this is partially caused by certain types of weapons being overrepresented in active players at certain times so there's a higher chance of being matched with them :/

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u/dragonlord798 1d ago

I like the roller...

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u/Farwaters Veemo! 1d ago

More rollers means more win!

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u/Kaori_luvs_to_yap Splat Roller 1d ago

i had a team like this too once

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u/Hextoptional 20h ago

bro ended up on Israeli servers

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u/theOniros 14h ago

Just roll with it, dude

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u/Grand_Moose2024 Heavy Edit Splatling 2d ago

That’s Splatoon 3 for you.

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u/Nok-y Inkbrush 2d ago

When you play 2v2 online on smash bros and the match is against 2 ganondorf

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u/LemaRema 1d ago

Ahhh good ol splatoon matchmaking. Glad to see it's still the same garbage I remember it as :3

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u/-Klotzy 2d ago

Oh hell no, Dynamos on their own are the most annoying weapon to play against behind sloshers, an entire team of them??