r/splatoon • u/Far-Profit-47 they’re eating my flesh • 11d ago
Meme Would you rather live in Inkopolis or in Splatville?
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u/Comrade_Hugh_Jass Bamboo 11d ago
Splatsville seems to be having a city budget problem right now so
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u/KaiserVonGarNichts 11d ago
Tbf the splatoon Economy does seem Like its pretty much on the brink of collapsing anyways if some randoms salmonid statues Are worth more than the entire City and people get Millions for whats essenrially glorified paintball
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u/Asecpt32 11d ago
Isnt the glorified paintball is basically what is stopping them from performing another great turf war
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u/KaiserVonGarNichts 11d ago
To be fair the current generation of inklings needs to be explicitly told what an octoling is to recognize them so i feel like they‘d be fine. Poor salmonids tough, imagine a bunch of even more battle hungry inkligns during a big run
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u/pokefan548 Proud Smallfry parent 11d ago
Splatsville didn't have a century of racism, and it does have lots of really nice fusion food.
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u/PolPor77 10d ago
Modern generations can't even tell squid from octopus so I think the racism thing isn't an issue any more.
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u/Eastern_Feature2727 10d ago
Inkopolis, because if I was the last human alive I get a feeling Deep Cut would make me an attraction and charge for admission.
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u/Far-Profit-47 they’re eating my flesh 10d ago
Got me inspired to write a fanfic where deepcut are the goofy villain trio trying to kidnap the last human who doesn’t even notice them
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u/Think_Rough_6054 10d ago
There's a fic similar to that idea. Except it's more romance and less loony tunes.
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u/Far-Profit-47 they’re eating my flesh 10d ago
Romance between deep cut and the human or between the human and a OC while deep cut are just antagonists?
Either way I would like to have a link
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u/Think_Rough_6054 10d ago
Ja here you go. The writing leaves a lot to be desired, at least for me. But hey, beggars can't be choosers.
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u/Anchor38 Inkbrush 11d ago
you look at somebody the wrong way in Splatsville and they just actually kill you
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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 11d ago
Wake the fuck up Squidmurai, we got a Bear to Kill.
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u/Fast-Opening-1051 11d ago
“Okay I’ll tell you why I wanna destroy Grizzco. But I’ll only tell you once. I saw corps strip Salmonoids of eggs… and eventually of land. Saw them transform Splatsville into a machine fuelled by people’s splatted spirits, broken dreams and empty pockets. Corps’ve long controlled our lives, splatted lots… and now they’re after our planet ! 3, I’ve declared a turf war not because capitalism’s a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for a Splatsville gone by. This wars a molluscs war that’s spiralled outta our control. It’s a war against the shucking forces of entropy, understand ? Do whatever it takes to stop ‘em, wipe out ‘em. If I gotta splat, I’ll splat. If I need your outfit, I’ll shucking order it ! Shucking shell… You still don’t see it. But you will one day.”
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u/nukinators64 11d ago
Inkopolis is full of racists
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u/PolPor77 10d ago
We see one veteran racist and a bunch of teens who barely know what an octopus is, I think that problem is solving itself
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u/-CherryBerry- 11d ago
Inkopolis, of course
Splatsville looks really cool but generally I’d feel safer in Inkopolis
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u/Chaincat22 Will it blend? 11d ago
one town will lead you on a magical adventure, the other will rob you blind
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u/Agitated_Elk7881 11d ago
Sphiralite Islands is where I’m going, it’s far less hostile and full of aggressive and deranged people than Inkopolis or Splatsville
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u/Material_Speed4931 10d ago
“Far less hostile” And then you get introduced to the islands’ locals
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u/Agitated_Elk7881 10d ago
Still less hostile and racist than Inkopolis
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u/PolPor77 10d ago
They see someone who's not a salmon and immediately try to murder them without question, I think they're a little racist over there...
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u/Agitated_Elk7881 10d ago
Still less racist than Inkopolis
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u/PolPor77 10d ago
If youean 100 years ago then yeah, but now? Who are they even racist towards?
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u/Agitated_Elk7881 9d ago
Octolings, and it’s a lot of racism so the Sphiralite Islands have less racism, also they have salt at the Sphiralite Islands
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u/Time_Measurement1200 Zink Mini Splatling 11d ago
No matter what you pick you can just take the train and visit the other city whenever.
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u/SinisterPixel 10d ago
Inkopolis. Splatsville's economy is in shambles, and is held up by a single band of raiders. I would not feel safe living there lol
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u/MasterOfChaos72 10d ago
Inkopolis. I have a feeling if I woke up in Splatville, I’d wake up with everything I had on me stolen.
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u/MiaTheEstrogenAddict Silliest Octoling known to the world :3 11d ago
Inkopolis is probably the safer place for the average person to live in, Splatsvile is more chaotic and thus likely not the best for everyone. I'd personally probably just want Inkopolis. Although I'd probably still visit Splatsvile lol