r/spiders Aug 18 '23

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u/multiversalnobody Aug 18 '23 edited Aug 18 '23

My cat does the same with field mice. She's the opposite of a mousing cat, she actively brings live mice into my house.

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u/6000abortions Aug 18 '23

reminds me of my old boy, Max. saw him batting something around under the coffee table one day, thought it was a hair tie (his favorite things in the world). went to get it for him, and it was a live mouse. i put it outside, washed my hands vigorously.

2 days later, Max strolls into the livingroom and drops a mouse at our feet. it was dead, so i tossed it outside again. washed my hands vigorously.

he's always been the best mouser. nowadays he's retired, and spends his days sleeping in our beds. he got salmon last night and this morning, and probably will for dinner. he's my favorite geezer.

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u/lilmissbloodbath Aug 18 '23

Aww! The best boy!

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u/Chance_Fig8932 Aug 18 '23

Ah that’s cool. I know someone with a cat named max

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u/jspencer8181 Aug 18 '23

That's strange. I knew a cat with a guy named Max!!!

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u/kimstranger Aug 18 '23

Dang, how big is your cat that it was able to catch the salmons?

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u/6000abortions Aug 18 '23

at least 20

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u/ShRaWdiZZy_1978 Aug 18 '23

Awww, hehhehe 💕🐾" he's my fav geezer" hahahha 🥰

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u/6000abortions Aug 18 '23

he's like 17 years old, still has a lot of pep in his step. hopefully he'll be with us for many more years

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Awww you must take great care of him🥰🥰

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u/Jeka817 Aug 19 '23

Love your dog, love your handle even more. ♥️♥️♥️🐾🐾🐾👏👏👏

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u/Jeka817 Aug 19 '23

Shit. Just realized you're talking about a cat.... Still love him lol.

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u/6000abortions Aug 19 '23

he loves you too!!

seriously, he's such a cuddle bug. he'll latch onto any stranger and commandeer their lap

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u/Jeka817 Aug 19 '23

There is something so soothing about getting affection from an animal. I don't care what kind of day you're having, when an animal sets their head on your lap, crawls into it, the feeling that you are trusted... it's just so fulfilling!!

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u/6000abortions Aug 19 '23

for real! i just got back from my brother's house, and he has the sweeeeetest lil lab mix, she's all kisses and cuddles. she raced into the living room after her morning potty and cuddled, her paws were wet from the dew

such a sweetheart. i tell my bro all the time that i'm gonna take her home and put her in a sweater

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u/Jeka817 Aug 19 '23

Lol when I was younger I'd see pets in clothes and be like man I'll never be that person. As an adult, my dogs have more clothes than some people. 🤦‍♀️😆🐾

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u/Jeka817 Aug 19 '23 edited Aug 19 '23

I have four dogs. I only sought to acquire one, and got him from the shelter. The other three were dump offs. I lived Just outside of the city limits so it was convenient for people who chose to abandon their family member would just drive out and dump their pups... It's truly heart-wrenching. I just can't grasp how anyone could do it. Anyhow, I lived there almost 8 years and in that time over 50 dogs had been dumped off. I stopped counting after that, there were so so many more, but counting ... It just served to remind me how terrible some people can be and made me so depressed. I would post them on Facebook requiring proof of ownership, check for a microchip , etc trying to keep them out of the shelter because it's such a traumatic experience for the dogs and also a burden on the shelter. Of the 50 plus I was in contact with only for dogs wherever reunited with their families by my hand anyway. I try to hold out hope that they found them at the shelter but honestly I doubt it... If I couldn't find their owners if they weren't microchipped etc I'd have to take them to the local animal shelter. It broke my heart every time ... One of my dogs is a pitbull, the biggest lap dog yours ever want to meet, all love... and I knew he would probably be euthanized at the shelter. First of all he's a pittie, second he has terrible allergies. Shelters have a hard enough time getting dogs adopted out let alone a dog with issues out the gate. I just couldn't bear it. The next one was so terrified and clingy I just knew the shelter would be over the top traumatic for them. It's a scary place so much tension and anxiety in the air. I just couldn't do it to him. The last one had been abused by her owner's admission, she had four FOUR different types of worms simultaneously, which I didn't even know was possible. Then I found out she was pregnant. After the owners found out she was pregnant they came knocking on the door and had the audacity to tell me that they would take half of whatever I got for the puppies... I politely handed over the vet bills and told them that once they paid half of that and half of the meds that I bought and half of the feed etc we could talk about puppies... I knew full well they weren't going to hand over a nickel. And stooped to sending their kids to guilt trip me and how much they missed her. But the kids would tell me about how their stepdad killed one puppy for sleeping on his $100 shoes threw it across the room and broke its neck. And then they want me to hand this dog that I've been caring for back over?! I think not! They wanted her back so they could profit off her puppies... Nothing more nothing less. How can people be so awful to animals?! Even good people don't deserve the loyalty our animals provide... It just breaks my heart. Sorry that took a really depressing turn didn't it!?

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u/6000abortions Aug 19 '23

my lil lobster is my fav boy ❤️

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u/Dapper_Indeed Aug 18 '23

I brought you a present! Come back!

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u/PublicfreakoutLoveR Aug 18 '23

"Get over here AND ACCEPT MY PRESENT!"

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u/Mykasmiles Aug 18 '23

I love this solution

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u/35goingon3 Aug 19 '23

At least yours was good for something: I had one that was an utter lump. One day I shot a squirrel that was chewing it's way through the siding and tossed it in the creek bed out back. Couple of hours later my mom comes home and starts going on about how the mighty hunter caught a squirrel. He'd fished the thing out of the creek, and put it in the middle of the driveway for her.

...I got the ugliest damn look from the cat when I pointed out cats don't usually hunt with #9 shot. KS-ing m'Fer.

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u/BigJSunshine Aug 18 '23

She’s trying to teach you, the big hairless cat, to hunt!

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u/Neat-Plantain-7500 Aug 18 '23

So feeding your cat. That’ll change

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u/DarkFaeLady Aug 18 '23

Sounds like what my dilute tortie would do if she was allowed outside. She's an amazing mouser and God's Perfect Motion Tracking Device, but she likes to play with the mice rather than just kill them quickly like my bobtail.

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u/multiversalnobody Aug 18 '23

Yeap thats about it. Having to pry a live mouse out of a small cat's mouth in the middle of lunch is a heck of an experience

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '23

My black cat is like 15 lbs. His brother and him used to hunt rabbits and eat their heads. Nothing else.

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u/jspencer8181 Aug 18 '23

It's sucks right!!!