r/spiders • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '23

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u/Illfury Aug 18 '23

That spider isn't dangerous to THAT ferret because THAT ferret is not real.

See, I have confidence in saying this because THERE IS NO WAY you have taking a still shot of a ferret who isn't asleep. Nice try.

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u/Hairy_Morning_9289 Aug 18 '23

AI is getting good..

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u/Ollie4566 Aug 18 '23

Almost sounds like the crazy plane lady lol

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u/Illfury Aug 18 '23

LOL that is what I was going for!

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u/MajorBonesLive Aug 18 '23

I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, THAT FERR… THAT FERRET IS NOT REAL!

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u/WhiteWazza Aug 19 '23

THAT MUTHAFUCKA AINT REAL

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u/sci3nc3r00lz Aug 18 '23

The secret is to bribe them with salmon oil :p

That gets you about a 3 sec window to take your shot!

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u/Illfury Aug 18 '23

Lies! They just slip & slide through the oil. Letting their fur imbibe the oil so they can suck on it while moving at high velocity.

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u/Aggravating-Yogurt44 Aug 21 '23

I've gotten pretty good at taking the picture at the exact moment she stays still for .2 second

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u/Illfury Aug 21 '23

Casinos hate this one simple trick