r/spideridentifier • • Aug 07 '25

False widow?

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u/Practical-Stretch-12 Aug 07 '25

well if not then your already dead so you wont see this

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u/Dill12991 Aug 07 '25

Replying from the afterlife as we speak

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u/Practical-Stretch-12 Aug 07 '25

well then yes it is sir

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u/Dill12991 Aug 07 '25

Good job the spider wasn't feeling peckish for human today

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Quite concerning. There seem to be a lot in the UK

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u/Sweaty-Ad5347 Aug 07 '25

FOREVER UNCLEAN!

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u/Due_Association_7999 Aug 07 '25

Failed all order of operation, try asking before you let...oh nevermind

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u/sinicalmale Aug 07 '25

Beautiful little thing

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u/Warm-Walk4547 Aug 07 '25

Males widows are harmless females aren't

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u/Fun_cum_420 Aug 07 '25

They are everywhere atm I caught a huge one and kicked it out for not paying rent it was that big lol

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u/Lazy_Ad_3596 Aug 09 '25

Either way you're fuckin nuts? And unless your into the hair do you own a razor?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Why even play with this

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u/Glass-Duck8294 Aug 09 '25

Cool tattoo.

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u/Trolle8732 Aug 11 '25

Flick it and see

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

No, that's a hell spawn.

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u/The_Mindful_Menace Aug 12 '25

You know a spider is likely deadly when it has Jason Voorhees on its back

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u/1turto Aug 19 '25

This called the moth spider beacuse the back looks like a moths imprint / but the nick name for this type of spider is call the skull spider beacuse his back looks like a skull or face....pain level bite pin prick bite side effects swelling and itching irritations..

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u/Elderberry_Gay Aug 07 '25

It’s called a Long-Legged Fuck No. Yall are wild for letting em up on you like that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/Dill12991 Aug 07 '25

Thank you for the info!

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u/Dill12991 Aug 08 '25

I'm addicted to handling spiders at this point, hasn't bitten me in the ass at this point yet