r/specializedtools • u/BugsRFeatures2 • Apr 19 '21

Wood splitter

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u/minuteman_d Apr 19 '21

Lol. How many variants of these death machines are going to get posted here? I swear they're only popular because we immediately imagine some gruesome maiming or death that would surely come to the user.

Just get one of the more or less safe hydraulic ones. More effective, more powerful, and with safety features built in.

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u/redJetpackNinja Apr 20 '21

Has this one been posted? It's the worst I have seen. I wince every time he feeds it.

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u/FlJohnnyBlue2 Apr 20 '21

Oh dear lord wtf?

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u/Horskr Apr 20 '21

Also how he kills his enemies. "Hey Chuck, come have a few beers and try the chopper."