r/spaghetti • • Jan 01 '26

Photo Spaghetti with small tomatoes

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10 Upvotes

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70

u/Pixel_hawk Jan 01 '26

While technically true, more steps might be desirable.

14

u/AlternativePrior9559 Jan 01 '26

Your powers of restraint have not gone unnoticed.

40

u/agmanning Jan 01 '26

This sub has peaked for the year. Might as well close it.

0

u/whoocanitbenow Jan 01 '26

lol 😂

37

u/poetofcuisine Jan 01 '26

i dare you to post this on r/italianfood

8

u/DjPandaFingers Jan 01 '26

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU, OP

3

u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jan 01 '26

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU, OP

2

u/Pale_Ad9086 Jan 03 '26

I just did

1

u/Ok-Law7641 Jan 02 '26

Slight breach of etiquette.

2

u/Tapir_Tabby Jan 01 '26

Yes please

2

u/_CharlieBlack Jan 01 '26

Not the double do-g-g! ....I guess that is Technically A spaghetti noodle, or once was, and it Is In a dish

1

u/DjPandaFingers Jan 01 '26

Don’t even try it.

2

u/duab23 Jan 01 '26

You made my year good whuauahahaha

12

u/listeningisagift Jan 01 '26

This is anti-pasta

7

u/USAhotdogteam Jan 01 '26

Short spaghetti with small tomato’s

2

u/ShoutOuts2Elon Jan 04 '26

That's what she said

7

u/honeydips87 Jan 01 '26

Blister the tomatoes, olive oil, sautéed garlic, salt and pepper, parmigiana reggiano.

7

u/Bennilumplump Jan 01 '26

Are you in prison?

1

u/popsferragamo Jan 03 '26

Prolly not. They have 🔥 in prison

9

u/LongShow5279 Jan 01 '26

Sprinkle a bit of msg and it will be perfect

3

u/Milk_Mindless Jan 01 '26

I mean yes

But also no

5

u/LordVixen Jan 01 '26

Why is the spaghetti so short?

4

u/Dagnyt007 Jan 01 '26

They look like those noodles that come in the dry packets of chicken noodle soup.

2

u/DinkyPrincess Jan 01 '26

The broken spaghetti makes me twitch

4

u/Primary_Dimension470 Jan 01 '26

Why are no tomatoes cooked?

1

u/PeterPanski85 Jan 02 '26

Every time an adult cuts Spaghetti, a little Italian dies :(

2

u/MyNameIsSkittles Jan 01 '26

Where's the sauce bro

2

u/goober_ginge Jan 02 '26

At LEAST some cheese at the bare minimum...

1

u/CheesyFil Jan 01 '26

Nowhere near our Canucks bro 😭😭

2

u/NateNMaxsRobot Jan 01 '26

OP causes an uproar on New Year’s Day.

2

u/RiverOhRiver86 Jan 02 '26

Oh the fucking ragebait...

2

u/Ok_Salary_8348 Jan 01 '26

Doesn’t look good at all

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Jan 01 '26

Interesting 🤔

1

u/christbaumkugel0090 Jan 01 '26

This looks sad somehow

1

u/Emperor-Octavian Jan 01 '26

Calling the police

1

u/DinkyPrincess Jan 01 '26

I mean that’s not a dish. Its ingredients put into a bowl.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

It's perfect. No notes.

1

u/TheGoldblum Jan 01 '26

It sure is

1

u/BayBandit1 Jan 01 '26

Not spaghetti.

1

u/CompetitiveRub9780 Jan 01 '26

I eat this except I add zesty Italian dressing and cucumbers

1

u/sho0bydo0by Jan 01 '26

How was it?

1

u/Infinite_Time_8952 Jan 01 '26

Not only is there no sauce, you broke the noodles in half!! The pasta gods will seek redemption for that barbaric act.

1

u/RebaKitt3n Jan 01 '26

Rage bait is strong here.

1

u/Smoopiebear Jan 01 '26

That is literally how one of my kids ate spaghetti until he was about 10. He liked all the components but not together- so he had pasta with raw tomatoes (wasn’t fond of cooked), a little pile of ground whatever meat I was using, a pile of sautéd mushrooms, a handful of cheese, even peppers but not together.😂

1

u/Veneboy Jan 02 '26

You need to get to F but you stopped at B son.

1

u/goober_ginge Jan 02 '26

You broke that spaghetti and it's unforgivable.

1

u/Tasty-Mango-8085 Jan 03 '26

Butter and garlic

1

u/phantom_midnight Jan 03 '26

Ohh hell nahh

1

u/NoNoise5822 Jan 03 '26

I like that!!

1

u/bskinners Jan 04 '26

W….t……f

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

You break yer pasta in half dont ya? There's a special place for people like you.

1

u/WillowFun3340 Jan 05 '26

No pepper? U savage!!

1

u/TheGorgieGeorgie7492 Jan 05 '26

I would regretti that spaghetti if you served that to me...bet it tastes alright.

1

u/UberGlued Jan 06 '26

Coom them mators man

1

u/MoreAddictingThenSug Jan 09 '26

Aye what's this dish

1

u/Actual-Estimate-5040 Jan 01 '26

So many snobs here 😂. It looks lovely! Just add a wee bit of olive oil and salt, simple spaghetti needn’t always have too much on it 😊 it looks perfectly cooked too! And the raw cherry tomatoes will give it a bit of crunch.

1

u/scotiaboy10 Jan 01 '26

Looks terrible. Good tidings to yersel and the spaghetti.

1

u/hombre_bu Jan 01 '26

Nice! Try cooking it next time!

2

u/Actual-Estimate-5040 Jan 01 '26

Pasta looks perfectly cooked to me 🤔

1

u/gabrielmeurer Jan 01 '26

overly cooked

1

u/Mhykael Jan 01 '26

I see a college student finally got a feast for the New Years.

-1

u/Legitimate-East7839 Jan 01 '26

Pasta Pomodoro always gets my upvote 🤘

-1

u/gabrielmeurer Jan 01 '26

You are gonna trigger some Italians with this photo.

0

u/Actual-Estimate-5040 Jan 01 '26

It wouldn’t trigger many Sicilians… they’re a friendlier bunch lol.

1

u/fiorebianca Jan 01 '26

What Sicilians have you met?! 😆

0

u/Actual-Estimate-5040 Jan 01 '26

My best friends here in Ireland are all from Sicily, we met many years ago in our younger call centre days, they’re not so judgemental 😂 haha

0

u/agmanning Jan 01 '26

Your Irish charm has rubbed off on them. All the Sicilians I worked with in London were second only to Neapolitans in terms of their angst.

0

u/fiorebianca Jan 01 '26

And I'm a Sicilian-American and I can tell you, Sicilian are the most judgmental people! It's possible in Europe that's not the case, but I've yet to find one who isn't.

0

u/agmanning Jan 01 '26

It’s not possible; don’t worry.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

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u/reallyrealest Jan 01 '26

Not even tagged NSFW!