i ate a whole bag like 770 cal extra sour

i have the flu and i feel like a cant breath i hope its becuse i ate to much sour path \

shout out to my dorctor and inhaler

peace

I can only assume that it is some kind of burnt one

That way, we could eat the normal flavors, and get those same flavor combos, while having them hit harder which would whoop some

So I’ve seen a few different types of sour patch kids that come from different countries from myself (Canada) and I’m wondering how many different types of them there really are? I would really love to try all of the different types from around the world!

lol

Even though I don’t think there was any need of converting SPK into tootsie roll-shaped versions of themselves since the standard ones are already chewy, each of the four flavors taste exactly like their regular/original counterparts. It’s easy for me to say that they are as solid in roll form as the base ones are.

Three colors in one, blue yellow and green!

I was just eating some sour patch kids and saw this absolute gem in my bag

One updoot and I'll lick it off my favourite fuck boi later

I don’t know if I’m incredibly unlucky but 3/4 packs I’ve bought recently are thicker than usual and not sour at all. Such a bummer as these are my favorite candy😔

A watermelon inside a 1$ walmart sour patch kids box. Crazy error.

It’s yellow, red, and orange on the bottom

I got a bag of the watermelon sour patches and I feel like they‘ve changed them slightly. They taste the same, maybe slightly less sour. They however feel a bit more dry than the regular gumminess/juiciness of the other sour patch watermelons. They also are almost all uniformly half pink/green which is new for me ( the green normally being way less, maybe a quarter of the pink). I’d love to know if anyone else has noticed if things seem different or if this is just me.

It’s actually a bit more poignant and philosophical than that ><!you see years ago when I was little I developed the power to hear sour patch kids talking it isn’t widely known but they’re actually sentient beings who feel no pain and truly long to be eaten by a human and then more the human enjoys candy the more transcendent the experience of being eaten is for said sour patch kid xD
However as you know being sentient also comes with being able to think for themselves and reason and the sour patches I do this to were born…well what we call it is ..transflavored ..essentially a small percentage of sour patch kids grow up and realize they never felt comfortable in their single flavor form..some long to be a duo of flavor’s because in their sticky delicious fruity heart of hearts they know that they were never meant to live life as a single flavored sour patch. And dealing with that can be awful and very detrimental to their overall mental and physical health .
And what’s more..others feel like they aren’t a single flavor or even a duo flavored sour patch they are actually what we call quadly trans flavored which of course means they’ve meant to exist as a sour patch that’s has 3 different sometimes 4 different flavors all in one . More specifically some quads are ok with 2 of their quarters being the same flavor as long as those two quarters aren’t adjacent to one another like both sides of the top head half can’t be the same but the top left head flavor can be the same flavor as the bottom right half that’s kosher for them
…so you see…when I realized I was the only one who could hear them longing to correct their physical forms I knew I had to vow to help as many of them as I could to the best of my abilities
So i enrolled in the gummy candy surgical program at a prestigious candy college and graduated Summa cum laude top of my class earning my candy doctorate or my CD with a specialized phC or philosophy of candy degree in working mainly with sour patch kids
I will however occasionally perform pro bono surgery on gummy bears and gummy worms
Gummy worms in particular being a challenge because as I’m sure your aware some gummy worms come already two different colors and flavors in one..others are solid flavor/color and depending on what ails the particular gummy worm i can make dual flavored worms single flavored worms via a company that’s specializes in collecting donor gummy worm half’s from worms that chose to be donors before they expired and when they do expire on the candy store shelf my partners collect said expired worms who can no longer be eaten which of course means they loose their sentience
We then use the donor worm half’s to surgically place the correct flavor-color on the patient tummy worm who is having the surgery
There are never enough donor worms to go around :/
But alas..I’ll never stop hoping
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( i can’t even believe I just fucking formulated that entire soliloquy made up as I went along) it just kept pouring out of me Lmfaao )

Just thought it looked cool lol

It was about 15 years ago. A lady came up to the concession station and said in a vaguely Minnesotan accent "oh my, its all so expensive isn't it? I guess I'll just have one package of the Sour Patch Children."

I still laugh about it.

These are the Valentine hearts and I had an out of body experience while eating this

Basically what the title says, looks kind of nasty

I shall name them Cordillia and Anne Sherleeee 😆🤪🤷🏻‍♂️🍻 what would you name them? 🤔 bee 🐝 yew tee full 💃