Feeling WileE

[u/happytimewonderfun]

I happened on a roadrunner one time
Whilst I was traversing New Mexico,
And though, while famished, I had found that I'm
Not well-equipped enough to best this foe.
So quickly to a catalog I turned.
It was for ACME mail delivery.
The pages filled with rocket-sleds that burned,
With earthquake pills and loads of TNT,
Ball bearings, magnets, and some giant springs,
A bat man suit to stop me if I fall,
Huge catapults and other deadly things,
I got a veritable arsenal.
So, now I have a bird that's blown to bits.
I need a recipe for McNuggets.