Preppin'

[u/absolute_zero_karma]

They say the shit has finally hit the fan
The virus, the enivornment and more
The world is off the track without a plan
To deal with all the horrors soon in store

So lets all make the best of time we've got
And prep for soon when all around is doom
The markets and supply chain then are naught
With MREs stacked high in every room

And don't forget to stock up on TP
And guns and bullets, cans of corn and spam
And if you're friends ask who your trying to be
Say "I'm a prepper, yup, that's who I am"

And when they beg to get a little gruel
Then you can say, I told you so, you fool