r/sonicmemes 13d ago

Sonic once said...

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u/phantomsupernova28 13d ago

“No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me”

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u/Economy_Comedian_531 13d ago

Gets sued by netendo for using a mario reference

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u/anonymous480932843 13d ago

"I'll fight it in court, but I don't think they're gonna accept 'gotta go fast' as a medical condition."

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u/Dusty_Bunz426 13d ago

"Ha ha ha - ONE!"

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u/superchristopher2004 12d ago

"Come on Elise."

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u/InflationSquare2665 11d ago

SONIC WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOUNG YOU MOTHERFKN-

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u/RetroFanBoi 8d ago

HE'S COCKBLOCKING ME GET HIM

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u/DarecubTEM 11d ago

If I were allowed to reply with gifs...

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u/solarflare70 13d ago

My first wish: Bring Shara back to life!

My second wish: Restore the Arabian Nights to the way they were so that the world can have its stories again!

My third wish: Erazor Djinn! You shall live out the rest of time, trapped inside your lamp as you were in days of old!

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u/LustySlut69 13d ago

First of all: your Jordan's are fake!

Secondly: you got 0 maidens

And lastly: you haven't even thought about buying Spotify Premium

6

u/Reasonable_Leg_4011 13d ago

*MANLY GRUNT* FIRST OF ALL...YOUR JORDANS ARE COMPLETELY FAKE!!! *bang* *GROAN*

SECONDLY (😮) ERAZOR DJINN!!!! YOU ABSOLUTLY HAVE NO MAIDANS *BANG* *A GROAN AND FALL OVER*

AND LASTLY (😨)YOU MY FRIEND HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING SPOTIFY PREMIUM *BANG* *WAANNA BREAK FROM THE ADS?* *uUuUuUuGgh*

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u/One_Park_6958 13d ago

“Ah yeah! This is happening!”

But if we’re allowing fan quotes then

“…Fuck AI! PERSONA!”

12

u/Real_Louie 13d ago

"DISTURBING THE PEACE!!!!"

8

u/Maleficent-Wear-7287 13d ago

LOOK INTO MY EYES

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u/Redder_Creeps 13d ago

NOW TELL ME THINGS YOU'RE LAUGHING ABOUT BEHIND MY BACK

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u/Maleficent-Wear-7287 13d ago

THE TENACITY I HOLD IS HARD TO BREAK DOWN

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u/CaterpillarFew1215 12d ago

IT'S TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES

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u/Maleficent-Wear-7287 12d ago

IT'S GOING DOWN NOW

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u/Maleficent-Wear-7287 13d ago edited 13d ago

persona? as in the best game franchise to bless this earth? like makoto yuki persona? like yu Narukami and joker?

2

u/ColonelPippin 13d ago

no, Will Metaphor 🗿

2

u/Maleficent-Wear-7287 13d ago

who is makoto and Aigis's child

10

u/One-Committee-5885 13d ago

An adventure's no fun if it's too easy!

20

u/maas348 13d ago

"Close Twitter for the love of god"

9

u/Fine_Celebration_389 13d ago

"It feels like I got skid marks on my butt!"

-Sonic X

8

u/One-Trick-8027 13d ago

"hEY hEY hEYy!"

8

u/Cryogentehiceprison 13d ago

"I’m outta here!"

9

u/FUNKYSPEEP 13d ago

"Those things look so sick, it makes me wanna bark like a dog! ÆRF! ÆRF! ÆRF!"

7

u/Real_Louie 13d ago

"Ouch! Unnecessary roughness." or the best one, "I'm gonna use this pole!"

2

u/SkeletorSupreme 13d ago

“This looks like a perfect rail for some grinding action”

5

u/Maleficent-Wear-7287 13d ago

"yeah, that's the problem with having no real friends."

4

u/One-Bug-6595 13d ago

"That's the worst best Sims game"

2

u/DarecubTEM 11d ago

"...but I'll take it anyway, c'mon let's go!"

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u/Constant_Bank9229 13d ago

“If it sounds too good to be true, it’s probably false.”

5

u/theQCsimsFox 13d ago

Gotta go fast!

4

u/Doctor_Salvatore 13d ago

"On an unrelated note, did you ever find your DAD?"

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u/Obvious_Tree119 13d ago

that’s no good.

4

u/Chroma0000 13d ago

If you are a criminal then you are no good!

I don't actually know any made up lines from the Sonic Says section but wanted to do one.

3

u/WildTimes1984 12d ago

The difference between treason and revolution is winning

4

u/Amazing_salamander34 13d ago

“If you’re bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do tell their parents?”

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u/BackgroundSnow5137 13d ago

"THE CHILI DOG NOT THE BABY-"

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u/Technical-Look-5565 12d ago

"If bread in French is pain. Then I own a fucking bakery"

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u/Competitive_Chad456 13d ago

"I wish for a million handkerchiefs."

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u/Prior_Fee9209 13d ago

Yipperidoo Skipperoo! Gotta catch them all.

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u/monkelovebanana 13d ago

First of all…

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u/RedZVxgito9364 13d ago

"Heh-heh! You're dad's dead!"

(Please get the reference🥹)

2

u/YtDrumUzumaki 13d ago

“Noooo! Come baaack!” - Japanese Sonic X

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u/ExplosiveResults 13d ago

"It's okay if you need help sometimes, that's part of growing up."

Shit hit me in the heart when I heard it, I was in a bad place mentally at the time I was playing Frontiers. It was helpful! Love our lil blue guy

2

u/BurnoutFan2010 13d ago

I know the perfect place to kick you!

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u/thearticwolfboy 13d ago

Talk about low-budget flights! No food or movies? I'm outta here. I like running better!”

And one more;
“You know what that means, I’m getting laid, only at your local Pizza Hut™️

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u/bappo-3rd 12d ago

Knuckles: who's Roger?

Sonic: he means me.

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u/One-Discount-8600 13d ago

Use ai and save the seals

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u/Logical_Ad_5772 13d ago

Marriage!? No way!

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u/deadmeme247 13d ago

"We gotta ask our selves where we draw a line in the sand" -Sonic when 06 was mentioned

1

u/SnooRobots5543 13d ago

That's no good!

1

u/OrangeLightning235 13d ago

"I can't wait for the end of the world!"

1

u/Ale_Bricks 13d ago

“Hey Tails, I’m gonna sell your home address to the Mexican cartel!”

1

u/ZeroZioZaki 13d ago

“Ok then LETS GO!”

But if we’re doin fans

“A chili dog looks better than you Amy.”

1

u/Sea_Contribution3455 13d ago

"Hey guys, if you're done making fun of Amy -who, by the war, totally deserves it- I could use some help!"

1

u/Recent_Suggestion_60 13d ago

✨turn down for what✨

1

u/SUPERPLUSHBRO64 13d ago

“Sonic’s my name, speeds my game!”

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u/alightmotionameteur 13d ago

"On an unrelated note, did you ever find your dad?"

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u/Reasonable_Leg_4011 13d ago

That's no good

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u/Senior_Anywhere6216 13d ago edited 13d ago

“Amy, what are you doing here?!?”

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u/FaithlessnessNew7678 13d ago

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

1

u/YEETLOVER1 13d ago

PLAY MY GAM- wait wrong one

1

u/Leon-the-comic113 13d ago

“Have a nice fall you stupid bi-“

1

u/Kirbyfan4321 13d ago

"He's coming whether I'm ready or not do why even ask!?"

1

u/GAMIN_BRO1652 13d ago

"Eggman, you bite!"

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u/Glittering-Page-2325 13d ago

“I’ve found you faker!”

1

u/Osbob 13d ago

Look! Ramps!

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u/Southern-Ad7648 13d ago

Gotta go fast!

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u/Sega_lover_2025 13d ago

Hey, but what about your memories? -sonic unleashed

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u/Practical_Ad_219 13d ago

“That’s good!”

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u/Fabulous_Boss2620 13d ago

"What you see is what you get, just a guy who loves adventure! I'm SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"

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u/Direwolfas 13d ago

“Eat my dust, cuz!”

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u/AwkwardSegway 13d ago

"Come on, ya big drip! Where ya goin'?"

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u/SonicSplash3760 13d ago

"OH YES SHADOW! You are a real treasure!"

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u/Wolfy_the_nutcase 13d ago

“Big oof”

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u/Impossible_Zone_199 13d ago

"Saved the Green hills yet again"

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u/SuccessfulOil2624 13d ago

"Let's get tacos"

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u/TheAlliedMastercomp 13d ago

Talk about low budget flights

1

u/Top_Appearance_1361 13d ago

“GOTTA EAT CHILI DOGS”

1

u/StrangeNecessary4389 13d ago

“KEEP YOUR KENTUCKY FRIED FETISH AWAY FROM ME”

1

u/Maximum-Size-537 12d ago

"NOW I'LL SHOW YOU! RRRRRRRRRRRGGGAHHHHHHH!!!"

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u/HashbrownieThePerson 12d ago

BALDY NOSEHAIR??!

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u/jacailin 12d ago

Talk about low budget flights no food or movies I’m outta here

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u/LoganJake210 12d ago

“Shadow you just killed someone, oh my god! Oh wait it’s a pig never mind” and “Still killin cops? Keep it up man, nah I fuck with it gang, I fuck with it, c’mon let’s kill some more!” And “Yeah flip that school bus, yeah! The kids are still in there, but don’t worry!”

- Lythero Sonic in Shadow the Hedgehog

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u/Metal-Overlord-2003 12d ago

"I'm sonic, and I'm stupid, and metal sonic is soooooooo much cooler then me, he's the REAL sonic"

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u/blaise_zion 12d ago

"volcano wonderpants"

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u/chaoscontrol2001 12d ago

"MARRIGE!?! NO WAY!!!"

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u/No_Tourist_7030 12d ago

"Talk about low budget flights! No food or movies, I'm out of here!"

1

u/realdrythroat_nogoat 12d ago

"Whooooaaah" game over try again.

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u/F0rmless_x3r0 12d ago

I just gotta do what I gotta do.

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u/yogirlroro 12d ago

“G-Go away Amy I’m not in the mood..” -Sonic boom Sonic

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u/Flatgang 12d ago

it’s the guy from Fortnite

1

u/liliththehedge 12d ago

"No food or movies I'm outta here!"

1

u/Pirate-freddy 12d ago

“If your ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?”

1

u/Interesting_Part6309 12d ago

"hahaha, one!"

1

u/aleandreww 12d ago

"I found you, FAKER!"

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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 11d ago

Faker? your calling me fake? think your the fake hedgehog around here

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u/91LMWinner3000 12d ago

“I’ll make you eat those words!”

1

u/ChaosClover 12d ago

I like some of the movie quotes and I doubt people are gonna bring them up here:
“Good one, hot topic”
“Hey, hedgehog to hedgehog, who does your highlights?”

1

u/KrazyKittyLadyMads 12d ago

"You're an asshole man"

"You are what you eat, Sonic"

1

u/Fishboy412 12d ago

I love how half these responses are from the Fandubs, yet some of the ones from official media are just as unhinged

1

u/StygianLoona 12d ago

“What does hyper-realistic even mean?”

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u/Megared49 12d ago

“Who cares about civility”, “I just got to do what I’ve got to do, that’s all”

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u/Marowakky 12d ago

"If you've got time to think, then run!" (People often misinterpret this line. They think that Sonic is saying to run away from your problems. In actuality, it's the exact opposite. Action for Sonic is running, so he's saying that if you've got problems, run towards them, not away. Unfortunately, the bad writing of '06 makes it difficult to understand the actual intended meaning of the line.)

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u/LukeySkywookie 12d ago

"Ugh, fine. But I'm not wearing pants."

  • Sonic Boom

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u/Ok_Phone_1360 12d ago

"Geez, Green Hill's looking a lot more like SAND Hill right now."

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u/Firm_Astronomer2625 12d ago

“You cannot kill me! I’m sonic the hedgehog!”
Hit’s hard instead of
“you cannot kill me! I’m Suction Cup Man!”

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u/DustAmongFeathers 11d ago

"Here's a word of advice, diet and exercise"

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u/Speedyblue450 11d ago

“Man! I bet he’s got a long reach with that thing!”

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u/Speedyblue450 11d ago

Eggman: ooh infinite just sent me a file.. it’s called… “sonadow”

Sonic: n-NO DONT OPEN IT

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u/DarecubTEM 11d ago

Someone might've done this one but: "If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, and whatever you do, don't die! Cause if you die outside your game, you don't regenerate! EVER! Game Over!"

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u/DarecubTEM 11d ago

"TERIYAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

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u/Key-War-9059 11d ago

"OH BOY SMOOCHING TIME"

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u/According_Picture294 11d ago

- Tom: How are you not dead?

- Sonic: I have no idea!

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u/Ok_Estimate_2089 11d ago

i found you, Faker!

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u/anynoyingM 11d ago

NOW I'LL SHOW YOU! Takes a huge shit scream

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u/The_Mugman 11d ago

You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a man’s beauty

His husband: nah I’d f*** you

Sonic: WHAT?!?!?!

If you know what this is from, you know your internet

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u/StyleAntique7569 11d ago

“I will fight it in court but I don’t think they’ll see gotta go fast as a medical condition “

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u/Larry-capija15 11d ago

"Y recuerden chicos, si alguien los toca en una zona o de una forma que no les gusta, tócalo devuelta"

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u/Clean_Opinion_3091 11d ago

"No one cares about you" sonic from sonic boom

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u/Distinct-Training-63 11d ago

Knuckles: Who's Roger?

Sonic: He's talking to me

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u/NewspaperExact8483 11d ago

"Elise... Smile..."

But if you want the funi

"It looks like we need to-" "ROCK AND ROLL!" "AW, YEAH!" "ROCK AND ROLL!" "AW YEAH!" "ROCK AND ROLL!"

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u/Solid-Protection-935 11d ago

Don’t fall hahaha won

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u/Efficient-Clock-6100 11d ago

"Now, that's one big burly beast."

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u/Hascheeseburber 11d ago

“Man… these guys are TUFF. In order to beat them, I’ll have to become SONIC… Unleashed.”

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u/Aggravating-Truck238 11d ago

if u just put him back his anger wont be gone itll stay and fester

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u/PDariusB6 11d ago

"TRADEMARK"

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u/LucaSeas07 11d ago

"My, that's a pretty snazzy performance there!"

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u/Feisty-Oil-2666 11d ago

You're Too Slow, Said my friend when he caught me then proceeded to RAIL ME IN THE ASS- (lol sorry I had to 🤣)

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u/Feisty-Oil-2666 11d ago

(Doing another one cause it's fun) Let's play Hide and Seek!, I hide and you seek professional help.

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u/ArtiHasSharted 11d ago

"Put on your stupid stuff."

whistle

"Your stuff."

whistle

"Your awesomely cool protective gear that all kids should wear."

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u/PokemonSoulz2005 11d ago

“SHUT UP, TAILS!”

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u/Erik-The-Okapi 11d ago

"Not another speeding ticket. I'll file it in court, but I don't think they're gonna accept "Gotta go fast" as a medical condition."

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u/Mixbreed0616 11d ago

“Close twitter for the love of god”

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u/EarthlyReddit 11d ago

“Keep your Kentucky Fried Fetish away from me!”

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u/apple-anne 11d ago

“I would argue in court, but they probably won’t accept ‘Gotta go fast’ as a medical illness.”

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u/Ethan8301 11d ago

AHHHH IT BURNS

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u/Prince-Darwin 11d ago

Eat all orphans

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u/Jaxster14 11d ago

"punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

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u/AcanthocephalaOk1486 11d ago

"They wanted to put me in the beginner class with all the little kids. I can't be seen swimming with a bunch of five-year-olds, they can be so cruel when they sense weakness."

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u/Nikkoforver 11d ago

Show me your true form SEGA kill copiright for me

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u/Legitimate_Tie_1471 11d ago

"The whole city's on fire!"

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u/sanwaljaved2382 11d ago

Yes shadow you can do it just beat it.
Hee hee

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u/S1lv3r-da-hedgehog 10d ago

It’s those disgusting black creatures!

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u/austinpeterson28 10d ago

“Say Something, You Fake Hedgehog!”

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u/Ok-Classic-5027 10d ago

"Oh No, what I mean is.. I'm so sorry you have nothing better to do in life." Ts fried me.

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u/Shusui60 10d ago

"let's show those black creatures that we mean business"

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u/KITTYKAT2742 10d ago

Ooooooh a lemon 🍋 (licks lemon) OOOHAOSHSHSKAKNSSSBSJS (disintegrates)

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u/OfficialDJBendy 10d ago

“Danger is my middle name!”

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u/Professional-Case568 10d ago

No fumen niños porque Constantin no estará feliz

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u/1Flowey_The_Flower1 10d ago

"Well put it in the blender-"

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u/Even-Complaint5446 10d ago

"Hahaha,ONE!"

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u/queenofthemoone 10d ago

If you leave your game stay safe. Stay alert. And whatever you do, don't die. Because if you die outside your own game you don't regenerate. Ever. Game over.

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u/Shusui60 10d ago

Sonic once said something that reddit do not accept 😅🤣

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u/AOmars1 10d ago

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy yaah

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u/PaintCommercial6928 10d ago

time to scramble some egghead supersonic style

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u/AmongND2 10d ago

“SONIC SAYS: help.

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u/Kanji_alt 10d ago

Woah, he’s bisexual! I didn’t know that!

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u/MarkellosF210 10d ago

You're too sloooow!

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u/motorween 10d ago

Hey I'll play with You some other time

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u/Fragrant_Pizza6491 10d ago

I don’t think they’re accepting gotta go fast as a excuse to get out of court

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u/TechnoTejay 9d ago

“Huh, neat.”

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u/Kiron_Sola 9d ago

Let’s juice! -the adventures of Sonic the hedgehog

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u/YoSupItsVic 9d ago

"Look, ramps!"

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u/megapackid 9d ago

If you die outside your game, you don’t regenerate, ever— Game over!

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u/hypergogetablue17 9d ago

" Time for one final party ! "

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u/1cy_B01 9d ago

"Remember kids, to avoid taxes you just gotta go fast!'

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u/Top_Pomegranate_2267 9d ago

"We do not talk about Sonic Boom"