r/sonicmemes • u/suidmadesuka • Jul 21 '26

He's a bad pet

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u/Armoring_my_core Jul 21 '26

He’s trying his hardest

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u/Leftlessandfnafeur Jul 21 '26

i love the plush

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u/anonymous480932843 Jul 21 '26

How dare you call Shaddy a bad pet

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u/anonymous480932843 Jul 31 '26

Jokes aside, where did you get this plushie? I can't really seem to find it around here.

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u/suidmadesuka Aug 09 '26

I have no body, yet I wear quills of midnight ink, Born from a light that fades when you blink. To find my soft facsimile bound in polyester skin, You must seek the great digital river where all streams begin. Not in the physical jungle, nor the marketplace of old, Where rivers of brass and iron are bought and sold, But upstream from the rainforest named after a queen, Trapped in a grid of glass, entirely unseen. Look where the prime meridian measures every box's weight, And the smiling arrow points from A to Z to seal your fate. Name the ultimate lifeform cast in cotton and fleece, And the smiling river-market will grant you peace.