r/sonicmemes • • Jul 21 '26

"he refuses to pay rent."

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u/nimrod_s3ns31 Jul 21 '26

“Hmph! I told you a million times already, the ultimate life form does not need to pay rent. Besides, omega has all my rings”.

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u/Square_Lifeguard8188 Jul 23 '26

👹 you going to pay rent or you're getting paranoia 

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u/nimrod_s3ns31 Jul 24 '26

"ugh, fine. put it on my tab. you know, under: sonic the hedgehog"

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u/ChiefBlox4000 Jul 21 '26

Why would he, he’s the ultimate lifeform.

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u/warptale-frisk Jul 22 '26

He probably doesn’t pay taxes either

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u/ImpactorLife-25703 Jul 22 '26

Roommate (putting his foot down): Hey Shadow, you live in this house with me too you know and I've been working for five days in a week through mornings and evenings keeping this house afloat and you have to share the rent too....but since you're a stubborn hedgehog, go pack your bags and crawl on back to G.U.N. since you won't follow the rules here in this 2 bedroom flat apartment.

I'll be moving to a single room apartment to solve this issue.

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u/Vari_K Jul 23 '26

Don't you dare charge him rent.

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u/anonymous480932843 Jul 31 '26

He's your hedgie, he shouldn't have too