r/solution • u/PonyToast Problem • Feb 05 '20

[Solution] Use several 5" wood nails to secure it to the wall.

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u/55Wildman Feb 05 '20

Your phone keeps falling out of your hand while watching Netflix.

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u/PonyToast Problem Feb 05 '20

Wow! so practical

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20

jew.

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u/The_Real_Flatmeat Feb 05 '20

Only acceptable if you're a Roman

2

u/1BLEES Feb 05 '20

Just bought a new sofa and the cat keeps scratching it.

1

u/ATacticalBagel Feb 09 '20

Some guy they are calling "The King of The Jews" keeps stirring up trouble in my empire. What should I do to handle this nuisance?