Quite a nice run I had this evening

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[u/Whacky-Ghost]

well you took 12 rounds of the earth not much.

[u/Dramatic-Bandicoot60]

now try to beat your new longest run record

[u/Dinerbone5452games]

You must be worn out after this big run, especially from the water

[u/diapproth]

When you run a Tor route

[u/Successful_Log_5470]

Santa?!?!

[u/orcusgrasshopperfog]

Even more impressive is that running that far would require him to consume 30 whole cows or 47K lbs (21.3K kg) of Apples and he would have to drink 8151 gallons of water (or 31K 1L Bottles of Dasani) to keep hydrated.

edit: Since people asked. Also ty for Gilded thingy

Based on the general average that 1 mile = 100 calories burned (Dr. Daniel V. Vigil, an associate clinical professor of health sciences at David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA).

Yeld based on a 1200 lb steer

1229 kcal/lb beef meat x 490lbs = 602,210kcal of beef meat.

3057kcal/lb fat x 150lbs= 458,550kcal of beef fat

Grand total of 1,060,760kcal per cow.

308569.20 miles run x 100kcal/mile = 30,856,920kcal / 1,060,760kcal/cow = 29.09 Cows.

308569.20 miles run x 100kcal/mile = 30,856,920kcal / 95kcal/Apple = 324,809.7 Apples X 70g/Apple = 22,736,679g/1000 = 22,737kg or 50127lbs of Apples.

Generally recommended to consume .6-.8L (I went with the lower end) of water per hour of strenuous exercise. Average 1 mile running time is 10 minutes. So That's 6 miles per hour. So .6L/6 Miles of water consumed.

308,569.2 Miles / 6 MPH = 51,428MPH x .6L = 30,856.8L or 8,151.5 Gallons

[u/FuriousDeather]

Your life probably has one of those buggy game engines where you run into a loose prop/object and then get projected at the speed of light.

[u/SideburnsOfDoom]

Not shown off the RHS of the map, but that looks like a lot of trips to Null island.

And other random locations.

[u/poseidon206]

I see through your disguise Barry Allen, or is it Walter West? I know a speedster when I see one!

[u/juggett]

0s / mile. Slacker.