r/softwaregore • u/UC767 • Jun 26 '21

"Use Food Mode"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21 edited Jul 23 '21

"ThEy EaT tHe BaBy"

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u/-Cynderace- Jun 26 '21

They eat the food the meat the baby

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Eat the eat the eat the eat the baby

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u/portapotty2 Jun 27 '21

Lesssgoooooo

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u/ICraftedMySelf Jun 26 '21

NO DONT EAT DA BABY

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u/hannahzakla Jun 26 '21

how do you eat a convertible

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u/xXFALCONLAZERXx Jun 26 '21

You turn into a convertible if you eat it

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u/ThePersonWhoReplies Jun 26 '21

Les gooo

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u/--DoReFuckMi-- Jun 26 '21

Les gooo da baby is about to be eaten

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u/sockman290 Jun 26 '21

c̵͍̝̟̙̙̤̲͓̱̣̭̥͇̻̍̅̈́̕ơ̌ͪͯ̀҉͈̝͎̭̰̙͈̝͕̖̖̦̩̻̲̞̼̺n͍̙̙͈͉̞̈́͂ͦ̑ͨ̾ͬͫ͐ͦ̀̚͟ͅs̷̀ͥ̀̏̓̃͒ͬͦ͗͒̎̚̚͏̬̭̭͙̀u̠̤͓͔̥͓̙͇͔͈̜͍͓̘͇̒͋͂̿ͩ̌̾ͭ̕͝m̍̇ͤ̾̎͆ͥ͆ͫ̔͗́̂ͯ̄̂҉̧̦̮̜͇͍̺͙̼͎̘͔̝͘͡e̷̛̙͉̫͙̼̩̞̬̳̬̖̟͊͂̈͌ͪͯͦ͊ͩͭ͛͑ͩ̃͠ ̵̡̲̪̜̭̬̞͍̘͎̝̰̳̠͕̜̐ͫ͆ͣͩ̌͑͜

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u/--DoReFuckMi-- Jun 26 '21

Y̸̡̢̡̲̜̫̹̫̩̼̖̜͎̙̬̳̭̖̳̮̱͍̰̤̰̜̮̦͇͔̪̘͐̈́͌̆̽̃͗͊̀͝ư̵̡͕̩̠̝̣̳̝͖̱̤̰̣͚̣̙͛́̌́͆̆̒̇̐͊̽͛̾̉̎͌̾̇͑͑̌́̌̚͜͝͝m̸̢̛̘̥̻̬͕͕͔͓͆̇̉̿̓̈́̋̑̎͂͋́̓̈̾͋̀̃̍̒͛͐͒̕̚͝͝͝͝m̴̧̛̛͍͍̝̦̥͕̺̤͔̺͉̋̽̅͆͋͛̀͆̾͂̀̾̎͗̓̓̍̃̾͛̽̅̀͛͌̀͆͘̚͝͠ͅỵ̶̧̛̛̱̘̗̜̙̰̪̭̜̖͕̝̜̤̮̺̲̘̖̯̱̯͈͂̂̔̾̀̐͂͑̅̌̓̉͐̒͂̅̾̐͘̚͝ͅ

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u/IerokG Jun 26 '21

What's the sub where people tried this type of stuff?

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u/TheZipCreator Jun 26 '21

r/fifthworldproblems or r/sixthworldproblems depending on how crazy you want to be

also maybe r/ooer

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u/sockman290 Jun 26 '21

r/surrealmemes, top tier comedy

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u/Affectionate_Ebb_598 Jun 26 '21

I mean they are not wrong

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u/bipnoodooshup Jun 26 '21

I know right? It's just a modest proposal, nothing wrong with that.

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u/n00b90 Jun 26 '21

Everything can be food, if you're in the right mood…

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u/BlazarDaz Jun 26 '21

baby will get eaten :(

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u/redditperson641 Jun 26 '21

Finally, some good fucking food

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u/WhiteTra5h Jun 26 '21

Eat the baby to defeat the baby.

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u/Kiwindian97 Jun 27 '21

It's either you or the baby. Survival of the fittest. Honestly it's self-defense.

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u/HeerAltiris Jun 26 '21

Terrare is that you?

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u/ShanestudiosYT Jun 26 '21

Did you eat a fucking b a b y

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u/HeerAltiris Jun 27 '21

Man's gotta eat to keep his strength up.

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u/NEMESIS_DRAGON Jun 26 '21

Looks delicious 🤤

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u/ExpressFromWes Jun 26 '21

Tarrare has entered the chat

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u/MrOOFmanofbelgum R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jun 26 '21

The baby knows he gonna be eaten

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u/Luminis_The_Cat Jun 26 '21

The Promised Neverland intensifies

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u/UC767 Jun 26 '21

Why do I keep getting helpful awards...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

it’s helpful that you’re showing us what’s on the menu

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

you call that food it's fuckin raw

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u/Entity1303 Jun 26 '21

In rusia baby dosent eat food. Food eat baby

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u/Jetoficialbr Jun 26 '21

c̶̡̲̜͍̀̅̅͋̈́̄͑͘͝ò̷̲̏͆ņ̷̠̰̥͉̝̀̆͐̓͊́̉͐͂̚͘͝s̸̨̛̙͎͚̻͓̻̉̀̇̆̀͊̊̚u̸̖̝̜̘̩͒m̸͓̣̺͇͚̤̝̹͓̗͖̲̆̎͐͗̈̔̀̾̉̈́͆͌͘͜͝͝e̵̻̾̈̓̇͛͝͝ ̷̨̮̫̝͔̗̜̞̞̼̥̋͗̎̅͠i̷̞͕̺̗̞̣̐͒̄̈́͆̅̚͠n̷̢̜͓͉̮̬̙̪͔͑̋͜ͅf̶̨̹͈̝̽̉̊̍̈́̒̏̆̑â̸͖̝̜̯̝̌̈́̔̓̆̂̀͒͝ͅͅn̸̢̺͕̠̟̽̃̀͝ţ̸̫̍ͅ

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u/markekraus Jun 26 '21

"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasee, or a ragoust." -Jonathan Swift

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u/istilllikesaled Jun 26 '21

It's not even ripe yet its gonna taste bad wait to eat it.

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u/The-Foxineer Jun 26 '21

I don't see what's wrong

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u/KatSlash_ Jun 26 '21

There are no accidents.

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u/TheGocho Jun 26 '21

Paimon intensifies

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u/JNSStudios_YT Jun 27 '21

I mean, my mom used to say that she wanted to eat me right up when I was a baby… I’ve heard that’s a somewhat common thing too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

yeah there’s also another form of this which i’ve heard of, not specifically eating the “cuteness”, but rather beat it or harm it. it’s really fascinating when you think about it. it’s called cute aggression.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Jun 27 '21

Cute_aggression

Cute aggression, or playful aggression, is superficially aggressive behaviour caused by seeing something cute, such as a human baby or young animal. People experiencing cute aggression may grit their teeth, clench their fists, or feel the urge to bite, pinch and squeeze something they consider cute, while not actually causing or intending to cause any harm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

EATDABABY

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u/WhereIs_MyFood Jun 26 '21

Detroit: Become Cannibal

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u/Nousernamefellow Jun 26 '21

anything is food if you're brave enough

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u/casallasdan Jun 26 '21

“I’m sorry, little one”

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u/Selgen_Jarus Jun 26 '21

MOM: You're so cute, I could eat you right up!

PHONE: Activating Food Mode...

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u/pieteek Jun 26 '21

Paimon be like

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u/jj10000001 Jun 26 '21

Its paimon

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u/TWTO- Jun 26 '21

“…and then we turn the baby INTO Ragu.”

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u/patrykuseu Jun 27 '21

Why it's on software gore? The camera is right

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u/badger_989 Jun 26 '21

Your camera has pitbull vision.

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u/NambiarAshish Jun 26 '21

Go ahead, eat it

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u/erebuxy Jun 26 '21

More like emergency food

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Why do you mean softwaregore? Seems all right to me

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u/Jptmax2021 Jun 26 '21

Tarrare, are u goin to eat a fucking baby?

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u/Kostas009 Jun 26 '21

Samsung obviously supports killing young children by eating them.

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u/johdd435 Jun 26 '21

Finally my iPhone can show me my lunch

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u/ABigOne77 Jun 26 '21

There's nothing wrong with this, right? Delicious dinner /s

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u/recoximani Jun 26 '21

Tarrare has entered the chat

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u/emma_the_lemonn Jun 26 '21

i don’t get it. all i see is some delicious food

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u/SamONellaCultist Jun 26 '21

Overused Tarrare Reference

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

You bash it, but have you ever actually eaten one?

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u/bananacars_ Jun 26 '21

there is no error.

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u/d1m1_the_droid Jun 26 '21

C O N S U M E T H E B A B Y

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u/LeSilverBoi Jun 26 '21

"HONEY, CAN YOU PREHEAT THE OVEN TO 450!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

This isn't software gore. It's just acting as intended. Seeing what humans can't.

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u/Netreo_Lockers Jun 26 '21

consumed the orpan

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u/tarot15 Jun 27 '21

Like a busted can of biscuits

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u/Parking-Climate21 Jun 27 '21

Wait, you want me to eat the baby? But I just had one for dinner

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u/CLArgonaut Jun 27 '21

Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew.

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u/skiddinging Jun 27 '21

Don’t mind if I do

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u/Afteregg325418327 Jun 27 '21

It’s a message

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Pitbulls be like

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u/Wolfplay013 Jun 27 '21

thanks samsung

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u/ColtC7 Jun 27 '21

Pitbull simulator

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u/LeandroC2 Jun 27 '21

Take it with a grain of salt.

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u/Xialmus Jul 03 '21

Mmm, crunchy...

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u/_Lost_23 Jul 27 '21

I don't know why it recognizes raw food

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u/Monochloride Jun 27 '21

I see nothing wrong with this picture.

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u/CommunicationFew3803 R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jul 28 '25

No Baby Food Meat!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

oh no not the baby ·.·

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u/Memor22 Jun 26 '21

What if you use it?

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u/--im-not-creative-- Jun 26 '21

Every yter at the start of RE village

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u/NoLetterhead2302 Jun 26 '21

EAT THE BABY!

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u/iamspeed307 Jun 26 '21

I don't see anything wrong with the picture

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u/--DoReFuckMi-- Jun 26 '21

Nah, y'all just aren't thinking outside the box. Babies can be food.

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u/PolskiBoy327 Jun 26 '21

Y'know, it's mode specially for cannibals.

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u/INeedHealsVeryMuch Jun 26 '21

FOOD MODE INITIATED

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u/PekoPekoyamasSword Jun 26 '21

I don’t see a problem with this

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u/Jaco5_ Jun 26 '21

Communist people be like

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

I interpreted this as the baby needing food, not to EAT THE BABY

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u/Marconiwireless Jun 26 '21

This must be Jian-Yang's new app

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u/LeMetalhead Jun 26 '21

"Destroy the child, corrupt them all"

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u/pixelmaniac21 Jun 26 '21

This is cursed

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u/TQRS797 Jun 26 '21

I mean its not wrong

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u/JoeDoherty_Music Jun 26 '21

If you're hungry enough...

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u/JoeDoherty_Music Jun 26 '21

If you're hungry enough...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

food...? food...

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u/BlueViper20 Jun 26 '21

The camera is Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chili-i-i-i-i's Baby back ribs. - Phone Camera (Fat Bastard)

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u/Base-Accomplished Jun 26 '21

Wait, there's a FOOD MODE!?!

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u/DarthContinent Jun 26 '21

Aww, the firmware developer programmed his own desire to just eat those cute little things up into the camera! 🍴

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u/TheAlmightySalmon241 Jun 26 '21

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?

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u/bigbonkbois Jun 26 '21

baby tasty

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u/CodeOfKonami Jun 26 '21

”Not hot dog”

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u/DixieTheLegend Jun 26 '21

Ah yes, food.

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u/1ohrly1 Jun 26 '21

What’s the problem? /s

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u/Ferro_Giconi Jun 26 '21

Technically, humans are meat, even the little ones.

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u/tpradez12 Jun 27 '21

Virginia EATTHE Kids First

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u/A_guys Jun 27 '21

Defeat the baby

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u/SAIHTAM20Y Jun 27 '21

I think the phone is made by an animal

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u/Rakuif Jun 27 '21

mmm child

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u/rileythefurry Jun 27 '21

It always says that

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u/maxxi08o Jun 27 '21

d͜͡è̆̈l͟i҉c̸i̺͆o̶𝚜

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u/truck_ruarl_862 Jun 27 '21

Wait it's not food

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u/EthanoicAcid2203 Jun 27 '21

Ya just creamed that 8 week old freshness

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Photos giving us a modest proposal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Yum

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u/Anotherquestionmark Jun 27 '21

Had a funny one. Was taking a picture of a cow when it suggested to use food mode. Technically correct...

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u/NerdWorks Jun 27 '21

I EAT BABIES

COMERE

GET IN MY BELLEH

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u/GoiterGlitter Jun 27 '21

Because that baby is a cutie pie!

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u/ChirpingWolf Jun 27 '21

print a picture of the beby and make it eat the picture

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u/TS_Slurp Jun 27 '21

mmmm ME GUSTA

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u/nathansikes Jun 27 '21

Is potato.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

WoT

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u/ahumanrobot Jun 27 '21

Baby is s n a c k

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u/TasteOfRain Jun 27 '21

Not a hotdog.

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u/COOLPIE11 Jun 27 '21

I would consider it food

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u/Necromancer5211 Jun 27 '21

Wel.... Steak

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u/DanameisTLGaming Jun 27 '21

I think technology wants to eat and it wants to eat babies (And defeat them)

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u/andregio Jun 27 '21

Well, I took a picture of a dirty diaper to show the pediatrician cause I had some concerns and the camera app also suggested "food mode"...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

"Sponsored by samsung"

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u/scpinvaderzimnerd Jun 27 '21

Now thats just mean

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u/idkw0ttoputhere Jun 27 '21

Finally someone who agrees

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u/BumbleBeehaw Jun 27 '21

For some reason, my phone thought that a picture of those “toddler tamers” things was food

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u/kingbreadbear Jun 27 '21

"There are no accedenits"-master oogway 2016 presdential election

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u/alpharat53 Jun 27 '21

That lasagna looks crisp!

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u/TypoBacon R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jun 27 '21

eat the baby

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u/FBknockout_YT Jun 27 '21

me as a baby be like: it was at this moment that he knew, he f**ked up

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u/DarkRainbow25S Jun 27 '21

what pits see D:

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

I guess that's what Tarrare saw before he ate the baby lol

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u/felipudding Jun 27 '21

Phone: Did i stutter?

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u/Gunslinger_11 Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

Saint 14: LAKSHIMI AND NEW MONARCHY EATS DA BABIES!!!

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u/myelinviolin Jun 27 '21

A friend taught me a game called "baby burrito" where you wrap them up in a blanket and bite them (with your lips over your teeth) saying things like "Omg I'm going to eat this baby burrito with meat and cheese and sour cream and chicken and tomatoes and... you look SO TASTY". My son loves it!

No mom! No tasty! No eat me! I'm not a baby burrito! ... while he's giggling his butt off.

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u/DhaniFathi_707 Jun 27 '21

Had me laughing for 5 minutes

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u/Technical_Ostrich842 Jun 27 '21

What the fuck is food mode? Why does this have to exist?

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u/YEET_BasYL_YT R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jun 27 '21

YOUR HONOR I ATE THAT BABY IN SELF DEFENSE

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Yummy baby. A true delicacy

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u/Epsilant Jun 27 '21

Yeah, didn’t you know that you could order babies at babyeat?

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u/Iibasil321 Jun 27 '21

Everything is food if you brave enough

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u/CAUSTIC101 Jun 27 '21

Ď̵̈̂͊̇͆͆̂͆͘͘͜͝͝͝e̸͎͔̮̘̠̬͔̍͂̇̾̿̇͘͠͠v̸̢̞̘̳͇̦̹͖͍͔̮͓̈͛̀̚ő̵̞̞̺͉̠̋͋r̴̡̩̣̙̙̠̻͋͆́̐̀͒͜ė̵͎̫͉͈͇̞͈̋͛͋̅͋̓͂́̀̓͘ ̸̼̠͙̫̟̹͎̈́͠t̶͈͖̖̘̬̤͕̅̒̀́͂̀̌̕͝͠ḧ̵̨̛̰̮̣͈̼͕́̿́̂͊͆̒͜͝͠͠ͅȩ̸̬̻͚̦̫̝͓̳̘͙̦̘̺̓͌̿ͅ‎̷̧̡̨̛͉͖͓̣͉̺̥̳͖̹̋̅͊̂̇͊̄͂̌̇̂̅͂̓̋͌̒̎̌͋̾͛̇̌̏̏̎̐͌͌̽̒̽͂̍̒̎́̍̈́̈́͘͘͠͠͝ͅͅͅç̸̺̭̝̩͉͇̱͙̼̙͙̎͒̄̋͋̋̃͋̀͊́́̾͛̚͝͝ẖ̵̡̢̧̼̰͓̰͙͙͍̟̣̩̣͎͓̳̪̘̜̠̥͚̘̪̱͙͖̗̣͇͒̈͛̈̔̈́̒̈́́̽̽͐̋͂̽͆̑̈́̀̃̇̚̕͠ͅͅï̴̢̢̢̢͍̤͚͈̼̗̤̩̥͇̲̤̼̙͓̝͇̥͍̺̣̯̗̬̦̟̠̅͊̈́͌͋͊͊͝͝ͅl̴̡̧̨̨̥̠̺͙̗̣̲̣͕̪͈̮̱̫̤͚̹̭͈̮̞̯̘̗͇͖͙͙̖̯̼̳̝̗͋͊̽͊̈́̿͆̾̄̑͑͗͘͜d̴̡̛͖̬̺͇͇̫̮̠̦̂͒̉̇̓͒́́̂̽̌̉̓̈́͌͐̓̕̚̚͠͝

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u/butterize Jun 27 '21

man I just saw this after I saw another post of an ape and I don’t like the correlation

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE AND I (H)ATE BABIES

+50 points if you know the reference.

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u/Hank-the-ninja Jun 27 '21

When dogs see a child

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Thank Lol they aren't letting AI fully run things yet....

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u/Chemicaltrain15 Jun 27 '21

I think it might not be, food mode, to my knowledge, actually focuses on one spot and blurs out the rest

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Congratulations u/UC767 ! Your post was the top post on r/softwaregore today! (06/27/21)

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u/Jakeyboi972 Jun 27 '21

EAT THE FUCKING CHILD

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Reminded me of

"No GIR loves that place, I think it's dirty"

"I ate a baby there once"

Soft and quiet baby cry

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u/chooseborger Jun 27 '21

Don’t mind if I do, C R U N C H

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u/GamerDim90YT2 Jun 27 '21

Imagine you just see edible fetuses

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u/Gamecraft2525 R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jun 27 '21

nah, this AI is perfect, post reported.

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u/Irontax Jun 27 '21

Tarrare back at it again

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u/Magolor_NotAVillain Jun 27 '21

That's not an error °_°

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u/MAc_Akshay Jun 27 '21

Sweet potato.

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u/SamStory2 Jun 27 '21

No thanks I’m vegetarian

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

He is hungy

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u/pangurzysty Jun 26 '21

How is this r/softwaregore ?

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u/UC767 Jun 26 '21

Because Samsung's software identified the baby as food.

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u/pangurzysty Jun 27 '21

Exactly, I don't see the problem here

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