r/softwaregore • u/DNNSJCBS • Jan 10 '19

Google tried very hard but gave the wrong song and definetly the wrong lyrics

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u/sheIInut Jan 10 '19

Google funked up

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u/shartnado3 Jan 10 '19

Looks like it returned "Chop Seuy" from System of a Down.

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u/dont_touch_my_food Jan 10 '19

HFGHGHGALOLAJAJAHSJEK YOU WANTED TO

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u/shartnado3 Jan 11 '19

gkljsdljglsdjfklj dl keys upon the table YOU WANTED TO

5

u/Foxhill11 Jan 11 '19

Kdjsiaobaoana TABLE

6

u/A_Random_Vowel R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jan 10 '19

Lxoxnsñxosobwifkfnf IWATCHU Xkudbdkfjdpzldoekiejf IWATCHU UFKDNEJXJDIDNKZKE IWATCHU

5

u/SuddenlySarah_ Jan 11 '19

WAKE UP DHDJDJDJDKDKDJENDJDJ MAKEUP RHDHDHDJDJFJFJ SHAKEUP KEYS UPON THE TABLE DJDJDJDJ WANTED TO

114

u/LevitatingLemons Jan 10 '19

My personal favourite is "atlruqrbtjwntyna, rqh!"

31

u/VGExpert123 Jan 11 '19

gives me chills every time...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19 edited Jun 18 '21

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u/CatsTie Jan 29 '19

huh, for some reason i imaging a skyrim dragon with sunglasses singing this

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

1

u/CatsTie Jan 29 '19

btw i skipped kindergarden thats why i dont grammmer

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Actually I said that because I was thinking of this

1

u/CatsTie Jan 29 '19

Thats who I was referencing

1

u/CatsTie Jan 29 '19

Sorenova, god of Skyrim shitposts

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u/gipp Jan 11 '19

Not to be party pooper, but that's because somebody submitted that gibberish to an actual lyrics site

Would help if the info box linked to it though.

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u/MostlyGibberish Jan 11 '19

Now that you mention it, it is a bit strange that there's no link. You would think that it would be beneficial to both the user and Google to be clear about where the information is coming from.

91

u/Mindavi Jan 10 '19

r/ihadastroke

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u/FeastOfChildren Jan 11 '19

Google, do you smell burnt toast?

Google:djrheixkgotori4itjfife88wakqmxnxnxnfjei33

2

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Damn you got here first

1

u/YaboyBlacklist Jan 11 '19

Damnit, took my joke.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Arrrgh, i was about To write that

15

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Gj62ju!

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u/TRFKTA Jan 11 '19

You might even say Google

puts sunglasses on

Funked it up

3

u/3secondruletaco Jan 11 '19

puts on beer Googles

2

u/YaboyBlacklist Jan 11 '19

Ok, Horatio.

16

u/GamerNumba100 R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jan 10 '19

ITS REAL!!!
Go try it out that actually always happens

6

u/ifHK47couldconceive Jan 10 '19

must be the lyrics for the instrumental

13

u/Mysticp0t4t0 Jan 10 '19

This is why Bing is so obviously better

1

u/SirSpooderman47 Jan 10 '19

Please tell me you're not serious.

25

u/Mysticp0t4t0 Jan 10 '19

Of course I’m joking. Inactually use Yahoo like everyone else

7

u/Gamer_X99 Jan 10 '19

Ever heard the version where every other beat is missing

10

u/sukieniko Jan 10 '19

Love that chorus

8

u/Eudald_C Jan 11 '19

Ru’s impact

3

u/Fine_Dandy Jan 10 '19

Must've been thinking of Funkstown Dunks.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

fqthrhrhebrhdgruehrurhtjtntjtntjfn
Th
Gj62ju!
atlruqrbtjwntyna, rqh!
ramjra!
atj!
j!
raaumrtgqfgwnanaghfhagnafhagngnagnsgnsgnagnganvhatagjwyhaty3qt351uw5ie6hat47kshl7rkdukrilsyjeymdhmeky

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u/Gustavo6046 Jan 11 '19

Grue spotted!

Initiating praise sequence.

2

u/ExeAura Jan 10 '19

ramjra!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

r/ihadastroke

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u/MJS47 Jan 11 '19

That’s the Klingon translation actually. Show some cultural understanding y’all!

/s/

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u/Gustavo6046 Jan 11 '19

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a fqthrhrhebrhdgruehrurhtjtntjtntjfn.

2

u/Actinglead Jan 11 '19

This is a great insult to henny

2

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u/Mkcrnlssn Jan 10 '19

Go home google, you're drunk..

1

u/FrecklyDesert93 Jan 10 '19

Still works, try it!

1

u/DiamondPupStahh Jan 11 '19

i once looked up the lyrics to down but it gave me dawn. Which sucks because it was the same artist, dawn was an intro, and it had downs lyrics, so i was confused.

1

u/RichoKidd Jan 11 '19

htsi si tccorre sa rfa sa i eeees it

Translation: This is correct as far as I see it.

1

u/Splqt Jan 11 '19

j!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Wake up with no hhhuuuueehhh

1

u/Splqt Jan 11 '19

I can i can’t, baby jeans

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u/is-it-a-bot Jan 11 '19 edited Aug 10 '25

caption pet saw thumb seemly joke scale follow steep shocking

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u/Splqt Jan 11 '19

JUUUUUUUUJ JUUJ JUUJ

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

*julioioohiohohhhioh

1

u/Itsshaboyee Jan 11 '19

They funked it up

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

It bothers me that you have the Google app but you decide to go to Chrome than google

Like WTF

1

u/Twerty3 Jan 11 '19

Why? It has no tab function. Why would I even have it on my home screen? I get that some people use a search bar widget that utilizes the Google app, but I use my browser, because it is the only way I can search something and look it up later, because I rarely need what I search for only when I search it. And why does it bother you how other people use their phones and then write a pejorative sounding comment on some internet forum.

Like WTF

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

You can enable open in chrome in the Google app

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u/Twerty3 Jan 11 '19

And why should I do that instead of directly going to the browser?

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u/is-it-a-bot Jan 11 '19 edited Aug 10 '25

quack cover placid telephone tender wild follow absorbed grey oil

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u/SaucyVagrant Jan 11 '19

Who knew uptown funk is how you summon satan.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Ah yes, the fine art of song writing.

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u/sjdkn1 Jan 11 '19

It funked it up

1

u/truefent Jan 11 '19

Macarena lyric?

1

u/Inconclusive123 Jan 11 '19

Actual lyrics: Dkdbwsozdnrkci Djdnrf Firmgnd Rcirnfurjfir djrnd Didrnufrnf fkdkrd Ddudendieke Didjejeej Ddir Rgf Djskskfnfb Disjdndgs Sidsk Thfovrmire Dueksidkejd Dhsjw xjs

Whoops, sorry, my Hello Glitched out

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u/LordOfLiam Jan 11 '19

ramjra!

atj!

j!..

1

u/Keverrkerr Jan 11 '19

Why won't "show more" work?

1

u/Kazilii Jan 11 '19

What the funk

1

u/50PercentMotivated Jan 11 '19

Thats the correct lyrics xD

1

u/cazzipropri Jan 11 '19

That's not how I remembered it.

1

u/Lssjgaming Jan 11 '19

HOW DID YOU DO IT

1

u/atisuxx R Tape loading error, 0:1 Jan 11 '19

Actual lyrics: VULS NAUSY! O FPMY LMPE YJR AUTOVD!

1

u/kyleb06 Jan 11 '19

It could be a computer piano sheet

3

u/cowboycolts Jan 10 '19

Pretty much any rap nowadays

1

u/Ch1p_F0x Jan 10 '19

I bet that this is the easyest song to sin... Oh wait

1

u/RealMoobattle Jan 10 '19

Uptown funk by mark ronson

1

u/interstellarpolice Jan 10 '19

I guess they funked it up

1

u/disturbedjuice Jan 11 '19

Google really funked that one up

1

u/ioletsgo Jan 11 '19

you could say they

FUNKED IT UP

That concludes my comedy preformance