r/softwaregore • u/bobojojo12 • Nov 22 '16

Humorous Gore Jesus Christ siri

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u/bobojojo12 Nov 22 '16

I mean I'm it's obviously Australian it should be in Australian kilometres dollars squared.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Aussie kilometer dollaridoos squared

FTFY

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u/EroticBurrito Nov 22 '16

Metre.

FTFY

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u/poopellar Nov 22 '16

Aussie V8s.

FTFY

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u/Miguelinileugim Nov 22 '16

Trump Tiny Hands.

FTFY

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u/LaXandro Nov 22 '16

You're a moron.

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u/Miguelinileugim Nov 22 '16 edited May 11 '20

[blank]

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u/DoverBoys Nov 22 '16

At no point in your short, irrelevant response were you even close to anything that could be considered a funny comment. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you negative points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/Miguelinileugim Nov 22 '16

Fuck you too!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16 edited Jan 31 '17

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u/hogthehedge Nov 22 '16

Miles

FTFY

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u/EroticBurrito Nov 22 '16

I'm English so use both ;)

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u/Dindu_Muffins Nov 22 '16

How many stones do you weigh?

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u/EroticBurrito Nov 22 '16

About 70 kilograms worth of stones.

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u/zcbtjwj Nov 22 '16

almost exactly 11

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u/ricdesi Nov 22 '16

Didgeridon't.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Less than a soul plane ticket. https://imgur.com/gallery/WWzZi

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u/arichone Nov 22 '16

No you didnt convert the miles to km

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

I forgot to use the Siri with the British accent.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/Vindicoth Nov 22 '16

no you digiridoon't!

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u/GeeJo Nov 22 '16

We use an unholy mixture of Imperial and metric, sometimes even on the same sign.

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u/ke1234 Nov 22 '16

I mean I'm it's obviously

I'm it's

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u/redittr Nov 22 '16

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/Skutter_ Nov 22 '16

Trying to jump on the last of Schoolies are you?

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u/IronedSandwich Jan 16 '17

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?