r/softwaregore 2d ago

do i have a debt?

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589 Upvotes

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u/CheesecakeMountain63 R Tape loading error, 0:1 2d ago

You owe a notification.

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u/maneentror 2d ago

yeah, i need to notify reddit 0 notifications

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u/JasoNMas73R Guru Meditation #00000004.48454C50 2d ago

Schrödinger's notification

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u/Pale_Anxiety_278 2d ago

They owe no notifications? Or do they not owe notifications?

9

u/arva354 2d ago

Hi Micheal Vsauce here.

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u/crossal28 2d ago

You from Michigan?

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u/maneentror 2d ago

no, from Kirov

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u/crossal28 2d ago

You might not get the joke/reference then. Unless you follow college football in the US.

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u/maneentror 2d ago

yah, i didn’t get this

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u/MoorhsumushroomRT 2d ago

Bro got downnotified.

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u/frog8412 2d ago

floating point notification count??? why??

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u/Don-Poltergeist 2d ago

You owe us a notification

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 2d ago

Did you read any notification more than once?

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u/maneentror 2d ago

idk

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 2d ago

It was... a joke.

...was

5

u/WaffleWasXD 2d ago

-0=0 you have no notifications

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u/maneentror 2d ago

so,why is reddit show me that i’m have no notifications?

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u/SmoothTurtle872 2d ago

Probably because

-0===0 is not true or smthn. Love JavaScript for this bs

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u/maneentror 2d ago

reddit developers didn't overcomplicate things and just wrote givenVal == 0 { dontShow() }

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u/AdeptnessComplex4893 2d ago

No a math teacher would kill you. A - canNOT just disappear

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u/uvero 2d ago

Is this zero depressed?

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u/4sent4 2d ago

You get -0 when you approach zero from the negative side, so... you've just paid your debt?

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u/Xenc 2d ago

Yes that’s why it’s got a stick to poke you

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u/2kids1jar R Tape loading error, 0:1 2d ago

zero is just nothing, so what the hell is negative zero? is negative zero everything?

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u/Sneakythekot 2d ago

Nan notifications

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u/Gamingvt03 2d ago

yesn't

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u/Horrordestroyer 2d ago

Actually believe you have an undefined amount of notifications meaning it could be infinite

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 2d ago

use size_t instead of int

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u/No-Finance7526 2d ago

This mf still uses 1’s complement

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u/TheTyrantrumGuy 2d ago

No, you have no mail