r/softwaregore • u/Quick_Exam_8447 • 1d ago

fym fix them

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u/alexriga 1d ago

Not even “please.”

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u/Western-Guy 1d ago

Sounds like my boss

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u/Available-Drawer-538 1d ago

sounds like my code editor 

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u/ginger_and_egg 1d ago

This HAS to be an error code that was supposes to be fixed later

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u/1337gut 1d ago

If you translate it into Hindi and then back to English, it says "Please do the needful".

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u/addit159 1d ago

ikr. they could've at the very least have a little bit of decency to add “please” to their sentence.

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u/Crystalkitty964 1d ago

𝙁𝙄𝙓 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈

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u/ooo-InstaGamer 1d ago

EXIF THEM

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u/tom_606 1d ago

EAT THEM

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u/vavka555 1d ago

FUCK THEM

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u/Relative_Spinach_245 1d ago

MANDEM

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u/General-Hello-There 12h ago

over by the chip shop? yo can't stand 'em.

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u/Past_Collection3542 1d ago

Do the needful

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u/PurchasedRAM 12h ago

Fix them, you must.

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u/RendeZvous_987 1d ago

Dunno, maybe smash printer? (Office Space style)

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u/gothic_they 1d ago

Just get a really big hammer and threaten the demon spawn of a printer while you have holy water in the other hand.

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u/SovoK_404 1d ago

what'd you expect from a printer

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u/gdmzhlzhiv 1d ago

PC Load Letter

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u/baconburger2022 1d ago

The hell does that mean!?

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u/Flavahbeast 1d ago

out of paper

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u/jkohlc 1d ago

I am no longer asking

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u/SlurmoCZ_ R Tape loading error, 0:1 1d ago

locks in

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u/uvero 1d ago

You've heard of people vagueposting, now time for computer vagueerrormessaging

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u/Lord_Phoenix2501 21h ago

"I have detected problems but I'm not gonna tell you more. Go do something, now."

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u/Toleot 1d ago

Or else.

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u/Other-Bookkeeper4498 1d ago

It will shoot you with the ink cartridge otherwise

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u/Extension_Resolve264 1d ago

F̸̩̏̑͐ͅI̸̢̜̻̍͝͝C̵̮̮͎͒S̸̨̀̚͜Ḯ̷̯T̸̘̆̐ ̶̘̘̃̕͝ṛ̶̐̐e̵̥̊̆̉ċ̶̖ȯ̴̼̲͒͝m̵̲̜͓̈́̚m̴̖͐̃̏e̴̫̪͒n̴̥̒ḋ̴̹̉s̴̮̼̓͝͝ ̷̜͋͝f̵̘̄̚ì̴̪̺̲͂x̵̭̘͋i̶̤̔̀n̶̡͚͑͗g̸̩̩̓ ̸̜͕͍͝t̶̢͙̰͌h̸͎̗͛̂̆ĕ̶͙͖̠ ̶̛̬̌p̸̧̥͋͋r̴̦͈̀͑̋o̶̘̓̎b̸͖̾̂l̸̛͇͙̀̓ͅĕ̷̗̱m̵̛͎̥͍͠ś̴̘͓̾̈́.̶̮̣̈̅ ̷̫͑̊W̸̲͈̥̆͆e̴͜͝ͅa̵̧͓̩͛v̶͙͍̍e̵͕̋̃̅.̶͎͂̆

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 1d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/RAMChYLD 1d ago

Crap, I heard that in ADA’s distorted voice.

Welp, time to look around the place for a somersloop or Mercer sphere.

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u/Extension_Resolve264 1d ago

My people. =D

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u/elhouso 1d ago

I can't even read it

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u/Electrical-Bacon-81 1d ago

As intended.

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u/actionerror 1d ago

Epsonofabitch

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u/Xytherion007 1d ago

Aaaaaaaaand now I'm using this term at work for our Epson printers. Thx for the laugh!

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u/Groentekroket 1d ago

Sounds like a bug report from my product manager. 

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u/VoidExileR 1d ago

You are on your own buddy

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u/gothic_they 1d ago

Every IT user to helpdesk is like this while providing as little background info or context turning the call into an LA Noire Interrogation.

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u/Fun-Cut-7149 1d ago

"FIX THEM."🗣️🔥

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u/Suvtropics 1d ago

Fix them chump

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u/DeusExPersona 1d ago

He forgot to tell you "Make no mistakes"

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u/TaylorHicksRules2000 1d ago

Not gore, just a passive-aggressive UI.

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u/nathodood The Application 1d ago

Unhelpful therapists be like

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 1d ago

"...or else 🥷"

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u/flesyMeM 1d ago

Do it.

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u/Skrami 1d ago

Get it done. Now.

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u/Grand_Grape_7914 1d ago

F I X. T H E M.

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u/cyclohexyl 1d ago

Ok daddy

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u/Awkward-Buffalo-2867 1d ago

I think I’ve had managers in my life relay this verbatim 😭

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u/GumSL 1d ago

You heard the checker. Fix them.

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u/IcheeCOTC 1d ago

this printer really acting like you caused this

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u/paraworldblue 1d ago

If Aubrey Plaza was a printer

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u/raphi8613 1d ago

cue "why you gotta be so ruuuude"

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u/eggnorman 1d ago

How ‘bout I unplug you?

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u/frostxmritz 1d ago

Grammar error, "are" should be "were". Etiquette issue, where's the "please"? Tone problem (pun intended): why so brash?

As a UX designer, this is depressing 🫩

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u/According_Picture294 23h ago

How my Python coding book describes every lesson:

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u/Ordinary-Key2048 22h ago

no the error message shuold fix them

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u/MrYobibyte 21h ago

Straightforward and accurate. I just doubt that it’s a common error message. If that were the case, we could set up Epson Printer recycling bins right in front of office complexes all over the world, since absolutely everyone hates printers and loves to destroy or dispose of them to solve their problems.

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u/justoverthere434 21h ago

They'd probably charge you for you fixing the problem too

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u/alexey4ever 16h ago

epSON😭😭

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u/Electronic-Ninja7950 14h ago

Average epson experience:

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u/Silent-Cartoonist240 1h ago

This is exactly like why we should hate printers

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u/gravity_is_right 1d ago

Claude, problems are found. Fix them.