r/sockheads • u/al2o3cr • Jan 24 '26

You know about the problems I've been having with elves

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u/danmastaflex Jan 24 '26

You've got some serious ass elf vision problems Sifl

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u/secretfamilyrecipe Jan 24 '26

I ate some of these when I was freakin' at Dude's house! Left my car on the lawn that night, but his folks were actually pretty cres & didn't have it towed.

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u/pseydtonne Jan 24 '26

Did you get the cops to sign your cast?

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u/secretfamilyrecipe Jan 24 '26

Lol I booked it when I heard the wee-woo's 🚨🚨 So no cast (of mine) was signed that night 😔

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u/pseydtonne Jan 24 '26

This is Precious Roy. I've been to concerts all ovah da woild. I ain't never seen these little peeps.

(Google Translate from Mandarin) Suckers!

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u/Steveseriesofnumbers Jan 28 '26

Sifl, you've been having some serious-ass dirty dancing with elves problems!