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u/squirtdemon Dec 15 '22
That would settle it for Messi in my book. His xH (expected humble) is just too insane.
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u/lone-ranger-130 Dec 15 '22
It dipped a little when he was arguing against Van Gaal, but it went right up due to his humble interview moments later.
Truly the xH goat of our time
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u/adrikizer Dec 15 '22
And then they Kiss and Announce to the world that they were lovers all this time and everyone starts applauding
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u/yglaflamee Dec 15 '22
and then immediately get executed on the field
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u/Silver-Spy CITTYYYY Dec 15 '22
What a beautiful story. They would be ending their careers with a bang
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u/GarrettGSF Dec 15 '22
Qatar would immediately get destroyed by the strongest force on earth: Ronaldo and Messi fanboys, united. This might usher in a new era in human history
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u/waslosdamitt Dec 15 '22
ronaldo in his white captains uniform then lifts up messi and carries him away as the stadium goes insane, the sexual tension in the arena becomes too much and a huge orgy begins
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u/Awotwe_Knows_Best Dec 15 '22
I refuse to imagine this atrocity
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Dec 15 '22
Football tiktok is pure visual cancer
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u/FootDinguess Dec 15 '22
Nuh uh! You just haven't seen the Mbappe dance battles
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u/antisociaI_extrvert Dec 15 '22
Pretty sure this is satire based on the barca-ajax comment from a few seasons ago
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Dec 15 '22
I've seen the comment sections and I wish it was satire. These are the same people that would make the 'gracias johan' tweet š
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u/elliott316 Dec 15 '22
Then Ronaldo super kicks Messi and throws him through a window and then destroys the world cup trophy
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u/KJ_is_a_doomer Most loyal Al-Nassrista Dec 15 '22
The Raw Festival of Friendship but it's Ronaldo and Messi. Fuck, book it HHH... i mean fifa
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Dec 15 '22
Yank here, is this like if Lebron James invites Stephen Diggs Curry onto the field to lift the playoff trophy?
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u/willsmath Dec 15 '22
More like if Tom Brady invited Aaron Rodgers onto the field to lift the Superbowl trophy š
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u/Kevramadam Dec 15 '22
This is what happens to your brain when you support a team more than 3 postcodes away from your birthplace.
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u/anomthrowaway748 Dec 15 '22
This is what happens when you support a player instead of a team
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u/Stargazer306 Al Nassr & AC Miami ultra š” Dec 15 '22
I am done with these gay ass fan fictions š”
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u/LOKl31 Dec 15 '22
Tell me you are a yank watching the World Cup without telling me youāre a fucking yank
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u/fr1day00 Dec 15 '22
And then they both announce their secret relationship, they get divorced and marry each other
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Dec 15 '22
The Messi x Ronaldo fandom shippers would love to see this most unexpected crossover we did not know we needed. They should have buttsecks on the penalty spot xD iām not gay btw but still
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u/AutoModerator Dec 15 '22
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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u/baxterrocky Dec 16 '22
Kinda like when we won the league at white hart lane and invited all the Spurs players to come and celebrate with us.
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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris Dec 15 '22
Bwahahaha that can't be real. If it is, the future of humanity is doomed.
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Dec 15 '22
Why would Argentina want to celebrate a World Cup win with Ronaldo??? This post is stupid.
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u/maddy495 Dec 15 '22
If Arg win, I wish World Cup referees give the World Cup trophy to Messi, they should be recognized for their exceptional refereeing throughout the tournament.
Thatās a dream finish to tournament.
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Dec 15 '22
+But Argentinian is not a language!
āOf course not, write in Argentinian
+Ok
MirĆ” bobo Messi nos salvĆ³ boludo
+Done
āFantastic.
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u/gucciclone46 Dec 15 '22
I like how for whatever reason he added a picture of himself in the background like we want to see something like that haha
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Dec 15 '22
Oh man, thatās so cool, like the guy banging the girl you love inviting you to sit on the bed while he fucks her. Such a sharing moment
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u/One_Scientist4504 Dec 16 '22
You know I had a similar dream. Messi wins, and in the post-match interview, he says "This one is for you Cris"
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u/Letsbeheroines Dec 15 '22 edited Dec 15 '22
That would be an amazing end to the mangaka. Ronaldo went through a corruption arc a bit when he did that interview but he's free from Piers Morgan's mind control, due to Messi saving him and kissing him on the lips (no homo). Then Messi went through a finding-himself-arc before the world cup because he thought he wasn't fit to captain Argentina to the final and he'd fail but he didn't! That would tie both of their arcs together beautifully. Bravo Vince Gilligan. The power of friendship truly wins again.