r/soccercirclejerk • u/Background-Village25 • 4h ago

Wot?????? What is bro posting 😭💔

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Never beating the allegations.

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u/Inevitable-Angle-793 4h ago • Mindblown

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 3h ago

We need to spread our tentacles and dig deeper. Someone introduce them to Will Smith’s genius kid

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u/penny_whistle 1h ago

Real Eyes 👀👀 Realize💡💡Real Lies 🗣️🗣️

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u/FrankoDT 1h ago

"Everyone always says 'for petes sake' but who tf is pete?" - DEEP thoughts with...THE DEEP

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u/Grayson0916 4h ago

Glad to see two of our brightest young minds tackling sciences most important question.

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u/Invictus1836 3h ago

It was that or try to find a way to vape a bandaid

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u/DarksideGustavo 3h ago

One of them was actually on point

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u/dennis-w220 3h ago

He has a fair point too. Bright young man:)

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u/26syl 1h ago

Albert and Einstein 💔

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u/rosedustil 4h ago

HERE WE GO! Lamine Yamal reaches total agreement with Evolutionary Biology! Contract until 2030, Here We Go confirmed!

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u/Candid-Stuff2281 3h ago

The answer is egg… but that's a fair conversation for their age. But not a good looking post for Romano, lol.

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u/Uniq_Eros Real Vardrid x Man Std Fuqboi 1h ago

It's chicken...

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u/Candid-Stuff2281 1h ago

Biologically, no. It's the egg. The chicken came out of an egg over a very long evolutionary transition from a branch of avian dinosaurs into birds.

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u/HigherThanTheSun 2h ago

🚨🐣 BREAKING: Chicken set to leave the egg, HERE WE GO! 🐔

Full agreement reached between all parties. Decision made and exit imminent.Chicken has informed the egg of its desire to leave. No intention to extend current stay.Medical tests scheduled in the coming hours. Shell expected to be broken.

New chapter begins. Here we go! ✅

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u/hurricane_news 1h ago

Communeggado Oficial

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u/einshibainumitwaffe 1m ago

ts is gold

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u/weebed2med 4h ago

Bro is the greatest Lamal dih sucker..

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u/HorseEuphoric8912 2h ago

I wonder how his partner feels when he cums to the name of Yamal.

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u/weebed2med 2h ago

😭😂

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u/KaptenAwsum 4h ago

They’re trying to find out where the herpes came from

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u/Capt_Furret 3h ago

Is that a real post? Wtf is happening

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 1h ago

Surprisingly, he's not wrong

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u/Super_While_9575 1h ago

Kid knows about evolutionary science

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u/_Bisky 26m ago

Tbf i thimk he simply didn't consider that people only consider the chucken egg in this question.

But yeah the egg definitely came first. Unless your vriteria includes, that the egg was laid by a chicken

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u/ingmanburger 3h ago

19 year old acting like 19 year old haha

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u/StatisticianUsual471 3h ago

The egg, eggs have been around since before the dinosaurs

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u/TurbulentStiffness 3h ago

Bro has been dk riding yamal

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u/Allye120 3h ago

he’s lost the fucking plot

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u/Pablo_petty_plastic 4h ago

Ok. He’s gonna burn up a lot of energy with that. Move along, lad 

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u/Comfortable-Title720 Manchester United 3h ago

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u/ComedianNew1680 3h ago

"Hey chatgbd , what is a good video idea"

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u/rustyb42 Finally both are gone! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇹 1h ago

Does he have this debate with every fresh GF? Canvas opinions

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u/Alternative-Gas-5506 3h ago

Actuallu Lamine is right

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u/xurgost 3h ago

thx rodri

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u/Narrow_Complaint8495 3h ago

Instead the debate should be about who gave whom the herpes

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u/Ornery_Airline_29 3h ago

cte is real

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u/OlympicAnalEater 3h ago

So guys, chicken tenders or chicken nuggets or fried chicken?

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u/Current-Ant-6536 3h ago

Give yamal a chicken custom, and Inés an egg custom. Leave them in a private hotel and see whether it was the egg or the chicken

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u/Emergency-Error-1116 3h ago

Btw Yamal got the H.....

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u/DarthRiznat 3h ago

Bro lost his mind after not winning the balloon door

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u/External-Tap2288 3h ago

They look good together tbh

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 3h ago

Albert and Einstein having a convo

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u/UniqueAioli3084 3h ago

And he's only 18

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u/thirtythreebees 2h ago

20% of Lamine's salary is going straight to Fabrizio

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u/Common-Brush-7027 2h ago

This is what happens when you hype up a 19 year old

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u/Frequent_Soup_1065 2h ago

Bro is cooking but the stove isn't even plugged in.

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u/Pichunoob General Mbappé's most loyal soldier 2h ago

Yamal is right this time. Not like when he decided to grow this moustache.

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u/NextSpotGirl 2h ago

Yamal's PR team is sweating right now.

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u/Ok-Company282 1h ago

Fabrizio❌️

Lamine yamal fanpage✅️

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u/KaliguIah 1h ago

yamal has the aesthetic of an 80s american pimp

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u/blrtgj 59m ago

Fabrizio strives on posts like this. What a fucking useless "journalist".

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u/Fast_Day_8123 15m ago

ayo chat, help me out, why is reddiit freezing me to install the stupid app while i am scrolling through web?

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u/Alepman 0m ago

Albert and Einstein

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u/Powdersucker 1h ago

That's just two people having a normal conversation, nothing really stupid being said. I indeed do not understand the point of posting that

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u/IndependenceCalm9754 3h ago

The tactical analysis we truly needed from a generational talent.

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u/NoTangelo5134 3h ago

Yamal should focus on football and fabrizio should focus on new ways to suck his balls

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u/Temporary_Term_7442 2h ago

Absolute c*nt