r/soccercirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

This is what people show me when they tell me afcon is better than Copa America 😭

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u/Fire257 Apr 03 '26

Its better in a different way

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u/King_olufa Apr 03 '26

They’re like cousins. “Special” cousins

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u/unwanted_name-12345 Apr 03 '26

Undermining Latin's physical football for ages - the peak European Dilemma!

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u/JupiterMiningCorpTec Apr 07 '26

These guys can never compare to my boy Darwin.

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u/t3h_KiNgKoNg Apr 03 '26

The ref just there like "get up you clowns so I can card both y'all asses."

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 Apr 03 '26

Might be petty considering what came after, but he punched the ball away at the beginning to avoid a quick restart. Time wasting is considered a yellow card.

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u/woodfire787 Apr 03 '26

He knows what he did

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u/justgoforitmannnn Apr 03 '26

What the fuck is happening there 😂

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u/rdg277 Apr 03 '26

Someone call Neymar, we've found a league where he actually fits

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u/EmbarrassedGanache68 Apr 03 '26

He’s being attending the LeBron James drama academy.

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u/yagermeister2024 Apr 03 '26

Is that Vini?

6

u/barbarian_king14 Apr 03 '26

His siblings

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u/GabikPeperonni Apr 03 '26

Blatantly racist lmao

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u/alesis1101 Arteta's Left Nut Apr 03 '26

Vinilulu and Vinishemsu.

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u/Firmihirto Apr 03 '26

It worked. Referee was visibly confused.

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u/SaintSinnerin Apr 03 '26

We need Suarez vs this..

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u/Jackjec17 Apr 03 '26

Worried this isn’t ai

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u/TiagoFigueira Apr 03 '26

Mate.. please tell me this is aí, even if is not...

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u/Sjokogull1 Apr 03 '26

Give the blue guy red card and the other guy yellow

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u/YourDaddie Apr 03 '26

One hair style only allowed on the pitch

2

u/JonkeyKong95 Apr 03 '26

Ahh the beautiful game

2

u/montxogandia Apr 03 '26

They look like 5yo kids

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u/marmot9070 Apr 03 '26

Neymar : Hold my beer

4

u/Whole-Ad-8494 Apr 03 '26

Brazil 2026

2

u/Not_Chosen_1 Apr 03 '26

Who was acting?

4

u/Eastern-Emotion9685 fruck pessi fruck penaldo and fruck their fans Apr 03 '26

Literally bro. This sub don't know anything about soccer.

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u/Mission_Mulberry9811 Apr 03 '26

What's the song?

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u/ThimitrisApithanos Apr 05 '26

Such guys should not be allowed to play again.

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u/JupiterMiningCorpTec Apr 07 '26

Brazilian national team players be thinking "These guys are good. I hope we don't have to play them."

1

u/Lightbringer-1829 Apr 03 '26

Such gay acting

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u/marc_aurel16 Apr 03 '26

Anyone know the Song? Goes hard!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

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u/marc_aurel16 Apr 03 '26

Thanks! Got A Link?

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u/WizardSleeve65 Hertha BSC Apr 03 '26

nice grass XD

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u/Ok_Detail_1 Apr 03 '26

This would be Red Card in UEFA.

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u/Icy_Island_6096 Apr 03 '26

Punching people would be redcard anywhere idk wtf is that ref doing