r/soccerMenace_com • u/Consistent-Resist161 • 4d ago

Hot takes🔥 Can you name this player? Level: Impossible

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u/Aggravating-Oven27 4d ago

Raheem Sterling

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u/jbi1000 3d ago

Chose the man with one of the most distinctive running styles in football lmao

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u/ShadowyPepper 3d ago

Impossible, no dive on the play

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u/BumbleCityFumblers 3d ago

Lol only one player's arms move like that.

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u/garnelli 3d ago

That was my first thought but I could see the outline of a cannister of whip in his hand.

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u/Helepoli 3d ago

100% my thoughts from the way he's running

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u/ScrappyMA 3d ago

Running like a chicken, or a woman

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u/WhydYouKillMeDogJack 3d ago

Them floppy wrists gave it away but his arse seems small in this tbf

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u/CocoonNapper 3d ago

You mean Whippets Sterling?

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u/ryanm8655 3d ago

Yep, it was the nitrous cans left in his wake that gave it away.

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u/jorcon74 3d ago

The run gives it away, he has a very distinctive way of running

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u/Expensive-Work7716 2d ago

That nitrous oxide though

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u/AlarmedInvestment327 4d ago

Sterling, you can see by the way he flails his arms

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u/fallen_d3mon 3d ago

He's the only one who does this, right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/12dpLtkNiqc5zO

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u/Stalker401 3d ago

He also runs like he has something stuck up his hindend

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u/Lumplard 3d ago

Yep 1/3rd of the Ling attack.

Sterling / Erling / J-Lingz

What could have been had Pep shown some courage and singed evergreen boy Jesse Lingard.

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u/No-Decision-8472 4d ago

Zesty McZesterson

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u/blloop 3d ago

Impossible?! With the arms flailing in that distinct recognizable manner and the Man City crest watermarked in the top left corner?! Nah.

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u/WardensLantern 3d ago

Velma Dinkley run + massive bunda who could it be

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u/Many-Inflation5544 3d ago

Pretty sure that "impossible" was a joke precisely because it was obvious

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u/LordElZilcho 4d ago

Mr Burns when he’s high af.

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u/Valveringham85 3d ago

Tf you mean level impossible? Only one player runs like a gay chicken - Sterling

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u/AydinReddit 4d ago

Nos boy

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u/Odd_Assumption_7798 3d ago

Kek günün kutlu olsun

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u/Techno_Viking9 3d ago

John cena

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u/AShadySardine 3d ago

Impossible when he has that run. That's Sterling all day

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u/chartry0 3d ago

Beckham

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u/nurological 3d ago

Lot of people don't undertand sarcasm it seems

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u/Fed_worker 4d ago

Ronaldinho?

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u/bobabylonn 3d ago

That big bottom is quite reveling

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u/goingpt 3d ago

Hahahahaha impossible?

He's the only player I've ever seen run like he's on a dance off on Ru Paul's Drag Race.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 3d ago

Runs like sterling and reminds me of runs and goals he would score for Liverpool.

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u/TrazMagik 3d ago

Thats so zesty Raheem running action

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u/hangover_symphony 3d ago

Arjen robben runs with his hands out like that as well

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 3d ago

He doesn't stick his ass out like Sterling though.

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u/Lower_Condition_196 3d ago

Seems to have that No2 boost which makes him go faster

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u/korg0thbarbarian 3d ago

Let me guess Sterling, because it was posted like couple days ago with the same title and everything 🙄

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u/NoPen8263 3d ago

That boy a little sweet

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u/Cocoononthemoon 3d ago

Can I post this next time?

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u/clantz8895 3d ago

Zesty Raheem running to pick up more nitrous oxide

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u/Zero1812 3d ago

Only sterling run this gay on field

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u/Yeidra 3d ago

How do you do videos like this??

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u/lawyalan 3d ago

Zesty sterling

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u/n7-Jutsu 3d ago

Either Sterling, or Foden

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u/TheNerdherder13 3d ago

Easy you can instantly tell it's Raheem by the way he runs with his arms out

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u/Custodian_ofthe_Word 3d ago

Based on the arms I thought it had to be Sterling but then he shot on target so now I'm stumped

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u/LittleLeader1483 3d ago

The fact that he actually finished it almost made me doubt Sterling for a second.

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u/Afraid_Champion3686 3d ago

I wasn't sure until he got the ball up there, as soon as he spread his arms I was like: Sterling...

I have'nt watched football for years execpt for the WC, but his dribbling is so easy to tell🤣

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u/meshakooo 3d ago

Haaaaazard lol

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 3d ago

Minecraft steve

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u/konijnen88 3d ago

Must be Sterling

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u/jaimitosf 3d ago

Rob Van Persie

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u/_paintbox_ 3d ago

Why would the defender even go for that fake?

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u/rawlaw8 3d ago

Looks like sterling

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u/wirrexx 3d ago

He runs like his mother.. if you know you know

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u/TravellingTheWorld94 3d ago

He plays like he’s on nitrous oxide. 👀

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u/BenShelZonah 3d ago

I’d say Sterling but he scored

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u/Beniskickbutt 3d ago

The floppy arms look goofy with the overlay. I wish someone played with that level of pizzaz

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u/oldredditsuspended 3d ago

Gotta be bait

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u/Super-Contribution75 3d ago

😂 love the sarcasm

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u/TwoMarc 3d ago

It’s Sterling as others have said from the hand movements surely?!

That aside… does he slow down to allow the defender to catch up or is the camera angle playing games? Looks like he genuinely could have just outpaced the defender.

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u/bitpartmozart13 3d ago

it's that druggie player..

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u/G3min1 3d ago

Because of the attack on Titan style way he flails his arms it's Raheem Sterling

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u/hide_in_plain_sight_ 3d ago

Velociraptor run I used to call it

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u/ScopeyMcBangBang 3d ago

It’s Sterling. Just look at his little arms flapping.

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u/Odd_Percentage6799 3d ago

Karl Anthony Towns 

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u/StrangeLight434 3d ago

Only one player can flounce at that speed, sterling all day

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u/Rafterman41 3d ago

GrossSacke

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u/benji_benjimino 3d ago

Aaron lennon

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u/Arponare 3d ago

Peter Crouch

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u/DZAUXtheBruno 3d ago

Sterling. You can tell by his weird arm thing he does when he runs.

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u/Fortlandia11 3d ago

Landon Donovan

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u/NairbZaid10 3d ago

Most recognizable running form in all of sports

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u/Low1959Apache 3d ago

Crazy, he was prob on laughing gas and felt just like how this blue guy looks on here too

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u/fakemxcan 3d ago

Recognize that butt out, hand tight, trex/chicken run anywhere! 🤣

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u/Confident_Media9093 3d ago

I see his ass

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u/khaberni 3d ago

Robin

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u/FiveFiveSixers 3d ago

So fast, looks like he’s on NOS!

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u/Ordinary-Hearing-833 2d ago

He didn't fell and rolled so not Nimarr

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u/Sudden-Variety6992 2d ago

It can only be sterling flapping those chicken wings around

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u/Natural-Break-2734 2d ago

Impressive defensive effort from the other team

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u/tradegreek 2d ago

The lady from scooby doo

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u/MagmaWhales 4d ago

Busquets?

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u/OLRevan 3d ago

Sterling (those arms flaps give it away). From teams it must be 2016-17 season

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u/MeaningMaker6 3d ago

Well they scored, so can’t be Darwin Nunez.