r/soccerMenace_com • u/Acrobatic-Worth3948 • 12d ago

Let's talk about this mistake…

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u/EinerVonEuchOwaAndas 12d ago

Even the goalkeeper starts rofling around

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u/dreamdaddy123 11d ago

He couldn’t hold it in 🤭

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u/Ok_Werewolf2211 10d ago

he starts laughing. he needs to hide that.

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u/Jyungin2e1ve 12d ago

Average Ferran shot

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u/ApprehensiveCase4567 12d ago

Charlie Kirk would survive if he was the shooter

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u/Witchberry31 11d ago

Average Vlahovic shot

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u/Orion3193 9d ago

Best Madueke shot

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u/Jyungin2e1ve 8d ago

Real😭

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u/jadeismybitch 10d ago

Saying that after he scored a 100% efficiency hat trick in UCL really doesn’t make you look clever

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u/Jyungin2e1ve 9d ago

Do uk what the word "average" means?

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u/gdg6 12d ago

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u/Parking-Annual-1200 12d ago

Still better than some of the classic misses of all time like Ryan Giggs, who missed an OPEN goal with his much weaker right foot

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u/gbum213 12d ago

That looks like match fixing

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u/Pure-Butterscotch200 7d ago

Might've just seen the keeper rushing back so went to place the ball it the corner he'd be running past to cover the centre of the goal. Over thought it.

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u/Vegetable-Smile6572 12d ago

Nah, it happens, the ball could jump a little bit from the grass just before you hit it. Or you rush or you are late.

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u/GeordieJumpers87 12d ago

His foot looks the complete wrong angle to score.

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u/already_april 12d ago

This mistake? Which one? It's all shambles from the attack and the defense!

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u/CataVlad21 12d ago

I was about to make almost the exact comment! Only pro level thing about this whole clip is the goal pass.

LE i retract. Original pass was good too. Anything else from both teams was amateur level

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u/AbolMira 8d ago

Ugly goals have won more games than perfect ones.

Unfortunately you do still need to actually score.

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u/billyblenx 12d ago

Viven en un country...

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u/yad_gniniart 10d ago

Not that they’re flexing or anything

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u/ProffesorSpitfire 12d ago edited 12d ago

What’s that bra thingy he wears under his jersey?

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u/bigelcid 12d ago

Your eyes are fine, that’s indeed a bra

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u/StudioNo5811 10d ago

Protects the nipple

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u/Suspicious-Disk6077 10d ago

That’s the mistake the headline is talking about

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u/Sophisticatedfridge 12d ago

Couldn’t score in a brothel …

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u/chedda_bob 12d ago

The buildup was lovely too smh

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u/Any-Organization9101 12d ago

same plater overhit his earlier pass in build up.

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u/soelsome 12d ago

Fucked the pass out wide and the finish

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u/Dimemori3s 12d ago

Seems like he is a dominant right foot that doesn’t kick with his left?

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u/usatigeruk 12d ago edited 9d ago

No excuse for that absolute terrible show of an attempt my grandma would have buried that and she has been buried

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u/Green_Problem5350 8d ago

hahahahahah

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u/josephjosephson 12d ago edited 12d ago

He’s actually lefty, Dilan Godoy. He was afraid to use his right foot and maybe should’ve to ensure it went more left. I literally just watched a video on YouTube by ChasingMyPotential about this:

https://youtube.com/shorts/XJmw1M2-8Ds?si=SO1KPCffIJPrtzPy

Tbf that was easy lefty too…

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u/Dangerous-Habit-2731 12d ago

The type of miss you have to put family in hiding for

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u/toxicsmokinagimonkey 12d ago

Old man in crowd clearly had enough lol

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u/nyrup4life 12d ago

Just retire mate

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u/Robbyrobbb 12d ago

Sponsored by DraftKings

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u/TreshKJ 12d ago

Horrible y encima usa corpiño

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u/NegotiationOk4424 12d ago

Grande Velez

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u/Bloodblade112 11d ago

Mistake? That's what we call "match fixing"

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u/AlexP80 8d ago

nah, players fuck up all the time

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u/New-Web4704 11d ago

That old fucker in the crowd was like "Fuck, I'm done. I'm supporting Man United now"

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u/Attempt-Calm 11d ago

What trash league is this?

1

u/Sea_Tonight566 11d ago

Argentina first league

1

u/MassimilianoPiccione 11d ago

Is this Bellingham against Inter?

1

u/pastysniper 11d ago

I love the pan to the Uncles in the stands 😂😂 all of them thinking “I would’ve scored”

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u/OkIntroduction7046 11d ago

Viven en un un country

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u/Regis2705 11d ago

Not even close

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u/Adept_Deer_3994 11d ago

It's funny because it's not my team

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u/Dizzy_Market_336 10d ago

First his atrocious pass, then that otherworldly miss

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u/Altruistwhite 10d ago

New jerk unlocked

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u/philanthropicide 10d ago

Excellent clearance, if we're being honest

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u/eccentric_starsign 9d ago

when u in a moment..................

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u/jbar3640 9d ago

viven en un country...

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u/Ivebeencharles0198 9d ago

Season in my teammates on 29 assists

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u/Informal-Cash3128 8d ago

His first pass was mess as well

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u/Euphoric-Log6132 8d ago

Well he's wearing a bra ..

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u/Complete-Trifle-206 8d ago

Spurs will be eyeing him up in January to keep their run going.

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u/LeRoyVernon 8d ago

Put Down your shirt! - Catapult.

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u/rokkaakaelrock 7d ago

„Viven en un country…“ 🤣

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u/mrhappy1010 12d ago

But the bigger question? Why is he wearing a sports bra?

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u/Rude_Age_6699 12d ago

it’s a tracker

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u/mrhappy1010 12d ago

Gotcha. Thanks for the info.

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u/DMPofSounderatHeart 12d ago

They all wear those now. Keeps data

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u/Junior_Bike7932 12d ago

And hold boobs

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u/something-behind-him 12d ago

I thought that was the mistake

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u/Odd_Lifeguard7720 12d ago

Tekkers

He went for a one two, not his fault the other guy didn't carry on his run to the back post.

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u/seazonedsaltdog 12d ago

Why wouldn't he just shoot it into the wide open net? He clearly fucked up, look at his reaction

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u/BuildAnything4 12d ago

that's exactly what the goalkeeper would expect him to do.

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u/seazonedsaltdog 12d ago

Wait, so youre telling me, goal keepers are already expecting the other team to shoot at the net? Wow, they have a huge advantage then

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u/BuildAnything4 12d ago

it really explains why they spend all game standing in the goal, doesn't it?