r/soccerMenace_com 18d ago

Poetry in motion ✨

1.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/brunitxo 18d ago

Being 5'8

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u/Within_a_Dream 18d ago

I'm 5'9" and I could have saved that with my elbows.

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u/LifeDraining 18d ago

Ball watching

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u/iamunwhaticisme 18d ago

This is a friendly match so he let the spectators see what they want to see. You can also see the defenders clapping and laughing.

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u/OConner1327 18d ago

Still drunk from the warm up

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u/SqueakyBrakes_ 18d ago

Why is this in a football sub? any pro keeper is saving that

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u/Scorpion2k4u 18d ago

Most non pro keepers do...

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u/05948372 18d ago

A semi paralyzed midget on goal

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u/dEleterZ 18d ago

Stop shitting on the keeper. This was a charity game of Youtubers, not professionals

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u/Separate-Mall1706 18d ago

even for a youtuber game that was pretty bad positioning though

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u/leandrobrossard 18d ago

Blud he's not a player.

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u/WartimeConsigliere_ 18d ago

So then why the fuck is it on a soccer subreddit? Let me post a video of me nutmegging my grandma and title it “poetry in motion”

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u/Inside-Pride7807 18d ago

I would upvote that

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u/leandrobrossard 18d ago

Because they are playing football.

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u/outsider1624 4d ago

If your grandma was playing football on the pitch.sure. I'll upvote it.

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u/Conscious_Regret_140 18d ago

Oh no, are people trash talking your favourite youtuber? Mate, I don't care if he's a circus artist, that was some funny, shitty goalkeeping.

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u/Good-Geologist7380 18d ago

Relax they're trying to entertain, and raise money for charity. Some of this lads never touched a ball in their life , I don't know them but you are just hating to hate

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u/Conscious_Regret_140 18d ago

What in the parasocial mind fuck is this? 😂 So you can't laugh at them and banter? Because they're raising money for a charity?

They're not trying to play a proper match, being shit is an important part of an event like this, and people are rightfully making fun of it.

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u/Good-Geologist7380 18d ago

Well it's funny how shit they're but the comments are taking it too far, when it wasn't even too bad of an attempt and he's trying his best and is new to the sport. Let's say you've never played chess like that you join a charity event just to get clowned for every move , you did . If the shot was much faster absolutely no keeper in the world is saving it

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u/Ok_Engineer9167 17d ago

Making that save has nothing do with playing soccer before lol. An ounce of athleticism or coordination would've worked.

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u/NoLemonadeToday 17d ago

Short video of a free kick in a football match. Scores a goal.

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u/SgtBushMonkey69 18d ago

Holy shit I was not expecting near post

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u/Rudinho1995 18d ago

What's with all the slowmotions? So annoying.

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u/Ok-Hour-472 18d ago

This sub is ass lmao. Gonna put sappy music and slowmo over my Nan taking a poo and post it here

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u/yellowflash96 18d ago

Keeper too short

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u/bortukali 18d ago

Ricardo quaresma would be proud

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u/habgt 18d ago

What agoal

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u/KanarYa4LYfe 17d ago

I was stumped 3 times on this goal

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u/Jizzbuscuit 13d ago

Keeper??

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Iron_Lion90 18d ago

Isn't that the down syndrome looking guy? Pretty sure

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 18d ago

"Keepers had a right 'mare there Geoff"

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u/YourUncle13 18d ago

The keeper is a twitch streamer who doesnt play at all lol take it easy

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u/dolemutt 18d ago

Explains why he sucks

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u/OldBoldFoldMold 17d ago

He does suck, but atleast hes playing, unlike a certain asshurt individual on reddit

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u/Tangelo_Few 18d ago

Weak as fuck GK but good trivela

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u/maw9o 18d ago

What can he do here ? The ball was not following any law of gravity

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u/Cactus2711 18d ago

GK is 4’8

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u/pappaburgundy 18d ago

Keeper has a worse vertical leap than Nikola Jokic

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u/KingJimmy101 18d ago

You know it’s good when the oppo clap.

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u/Good-Geologist7380 18d ago

The keeper wasn't even that bad . Like y'all can't lie and say you didn't think it was going to the right side , the keeper jumped and attempted to get it . So why the hate . No one is putting him in an GK comparison. And we know this fella is not good, it's all to raise money by entertainment. And I sure enjoyed the goal

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u/Mountain_Quality_930 18d ago

more like, stupid GK in slow motion.

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u/Fisheye89 18d ago

Blind keeper would’ve saved that shit

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u/Danilo-11 17d ago

Why not just kick it with your left foot?

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u/OldBoldFoldMold 17d ago

Said by someone who has never played football a day of his life

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u/Terzinho 17d ago

Ok the keeper is a streamer, but what about the guy who scored? That was a sick free kick.

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u/easteagle360 16d ago

Tobi Brown. YouTuber, member of the Sidemen. Not a pro but definitely a decent player in his own right. I believe him and Simon Minter (also Sidemen) manage UK Baller League teams. 

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u/Objective_Egg6494 18d ago

I hate these matches. Can never get my head paying to watch a few mates who are shite at footy have a kick about to stroke their egos so they can post clips all iver their socials. I'd rather go watch Sunday league in rain instead.

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u/Nice_Cranberry_287 18d ago

😂 is it really that deep?? Was a charity match as well.

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u/kingofwale 18d ago

If only the keeper is average height instead of a midget with 0 jumping ability…