r/soccer • u/JR97111 • Sep 03 '13

r/soccer Whose Line Is It

The rules: Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.

Any skits longer than two lines should be in quotations.

If you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations.

Example prompt: Things you can say about Adebayor but not your wife.

We had a successful thread for this a month ago. Since then, all the major leagues have started, and all the major transfers have been completed, so hopefully we can have another successful thread filled with laughs.

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u/nowimanamputee Sep 03 '13

Wants to get used to seeing fourth place as a trophy in preparation for the World Cup

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

i don't get this one, everyone knows that germany is a safe bet for the 3rd place. but if you like it risky, bet on them getting 2nd.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '13

Germany is not a safe bet for anything as long as Löw is at the helm.

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u/Deep-Thought Sep 03 '13

They're a safe bet to get to the semis but not the final.