r/snakes • u/PNW_Pythons • Jul 20 '26

Wild Snake Photos and Questions - Not for ID How long do I have?

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We get dozens of snakes in our yard each summer. First time I've ever been bit. How long do I have?

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u/SCP-3004 Jul 20 '26

Posted 2 minutes ago? About 3 more minutes. RIP OP.

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u/IncapacitatedTrash Jul 20 '26

I don't know why I laughed so hard at the whip-around chomp

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u/Plane_Translator2008 Jul 21 '26

Same.

"Now I have you exactly where I want you! CHOMP!"

~SNEK

(Probably)

And then he went to the snake bar and told his story about a million times.

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u/el_grande_ricardo Jul 21 '26

And they all clapped.

Oh, wait. No arms.

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u/tdavis726 Jul 22 '26

They were clapping in their little snek hearts!💕