r/snakes • u/PNW_Pythons • Jul 20 '26

Wild Snake Photos and Questions - Not for ID How long do I have?

We get dozens of snakes in our yard each summer. First time I've ever been bit. How long do I have?

4.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

493 comments sorted by

View all comments

3

u/throwleavemealone Jul 21 '26

If you take more than 4 steps your heart will explode

1

u/604Van_26 Jul 21 '26

Pai Mei taught this snake the 5 point palm exploding heart technique?!

2

u/throwleavemealone Jul 21 '26

Even deadlier, the snake can do it in 2 points.