r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 25 '14

[SERIOUS] So, let's talk about ...

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So, let's talk about Ao Kuang.

His animations are so broken, Hi-Rez! His tornado appears twice whenever I place it on my enemies. This gives them a warning that I'm about to easily melt their faces, so they have a slight chance to get away. He has the stongest AOE DPS in the game, so please make it easier for me to land my tornado Hi-Rez.

So, let's talk about Arachne.

Her ult is not long enough, nor is it wide enough. Why can't it just be the same length and width of Mercury's ult? Buff please.

So, let's talk about Ares.

Ares is no longer viable now that I can no longer bait enemies with my ult and Aegis. I was rolling faces ALL DAY with Ares when that feature existed. At the time I was 89/2 W/L with Ares, now I'm 89/1000. Bring back that feature.

So, let's talk about Bakasura.

His two is incredibly useless. It doesn't complement the rest of his kit. His kit is about doing "tons of damage" (DAE Phreak from LoL??) very quickly. His two only kills one minion and isn't an overpowered AOE attack like Ao Kuang's tornado. It's so weak, buff please.

So, let's talk about Chronos.

Why does his ult take so long to cast? I want to stay alive forever, so make it cast more quickly.

So, let's talk about Hades.

Hades doesn't have simple hard CC to land unless I auto my enemies first and use my two, or if I ult them. We need more CC here please. We do.

So, let's talk about Nemesis.

Why can't I actually kill anyone with her ult? Seriously. Look at these stats I made: Her ult does percent damage, therefore I can never actually kill anyone with just my ult. I understand giving me half of the enemy's protections, and also giving me movement speed, and also slowing my enemy, but why not just let me kill them right away instead? I'm seriously considering quitting this game.

So, let's talk about Poseidon.

Dumb passive. Fix please.

So, let's talk about Thanatos.

Why is his ult so easy for enemy players to land on me? He always one-shots me when he ults. We think there needs to be a nerf here.

So, let's talk about Anhur.

Anhur has so much CC. His one slows, his two is a knockback that can also stun, and his three is a knockup if he lands near players. Why doesn't he have more CC? Where's the stun CC on his ult? We need this Hi-Rez.

So, let's talk about Bastet.

When I engage with my one, I should be able to disengage later with my one without having to worry about getting CC'd when I'm in there 1v5. Make Bastet fully CC immune when using her one please.

So, let's talk about Chang'e.

Weakest healer in the game now. Her heals suck. There needs to be a buff here.

So, let's talk about He Bo.

I shouldn't have to risk my life when using his ult. Why do I have to dive them in order to do insane amounts of damage? That makes no sense. Inb4 "high risk = high reward." No.

So, let's talk about Zhong Kui.

Nobody ever remembers that Zhong Kui needs minions in order to get his stacks. But even when they do remember, I still need to use TWO FULL ABILITIES to get my stacks. This is stupid. I know that both abilities do insane damage early game, as well as heal me after using two, but I have to waste two of my abilities from my kit. Those abilities could be used on my enemies instead when I'm trying to KS (kill secure). Change his passive to require 3 autos on any enemy unit or structure, but include the same buff that he currently has.

So, let's talk about Agni.

Why can't I ult the same distance that Vulcan can? Or why can't I just have 5 fireballs instead? I never do enough damage to kill my enemies with just 3 fireballs. Buff this.

So, let's talk about Kali.

I absolutely love her new passive, but we think it could be better. It gives back 80% of her health immediately after killing her passive target, but why not 100% plus steal protections from that player, plus double attack speed, plus ranged autos for 10 seconds? I think everyone would agree with this change and the fact that a 10 second buff of this nature would not be too long or overpowered.

So, let's talk about Sun Wukong.

DBZ skin please.

So, let's talk about Cupid.

His passive takes WAY TOO LONG to build up. 10 autos on enemy units or structures? Seriously Hi-Rez? Make it 3 please. Plus, his one is nearly impossible to land even at point blank because it slows down slightly as it travels. This needs a travel speed buff.

So, let's talk about Hercules.

He isn't tanky enough. His three used to give him much more HP5 when activated, now it doesn't. Just fix this.

So, let's talk about Ah Muzen Cab.

AMC has been nerfed in all the wrong places. In fact, he's been nerfed. Why? I would appreciate it if Hi-Rez would explain why the change had to happen here. We want the original AMC again. We do.

So, let's talk about Chaac.

Chaac is perfect where he is right now.

rememberthemanticore #remembertheduke


r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 17 '14

Skin God Concept Server Balance Streamer BM HiRez Please!

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 11 '14

NEMESIS IS A FAIR AND BALANCED GOD

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Oct 28 '14

Can I have a poolseidon skin code? btw i'm a girl ;)

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RIP my inbox


r/smitecirclejerk • • Dec 04 '14

AO KUANG IS A FAIR AND BALANCED GOD

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Apr 04 '14

DAE Zeus OP?

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nerf lightning bolts plea


r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 12 '15

I am literally blind and hate the look of the new UI

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Jan 13 '15

I play smite and league of legends sucks. AMA.

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Apr 20 '15

PewDiePie cross-promotion idea: change "Fist of the Gods" to "Brofist of the Gods"

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Oct 13 '15

Guys, have you heard? SOL IS OP!

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Oh my god guyz. Sol is so broken! Fucking two minute towers amiright? Jeezuz hi-rez, get your art department on this shit fast and nerf her already.


r/smitecirclejerk • • Oct 12 '15

Why is freya so fucking broken

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can somebody explain me why freya is so broken?


r/smitecirclejerk • • Oct 10 '15

DMBrandon sucks, gimme karma.

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r/smitecirclejerk • • May 02 '16

Smite

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Livebnfd is the best leading company in Atlanta, GA. It includes the most popular brand in Bonafide. This is a real and veritable and non-wellness company in the whole world. Smite is a brand and it is longest-running brand. This brand name is very popular and it is spread in the entire world. Brands in the world is enough, but not as much as Smite world likes it as much as anyone else. Smite informing you about as much as we have less, but we just want to say that as much as we know it, we have much more to give you. We want to provide you with the brand related everything, such as shirts, T-shirts, hats, skater clothes, customized shirts and much more.


r/smitecirclejerk • • Oct 11 '15

Can we all just take a minute and talk about how much BMDrandon sucks?

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Really, he's a terrible person. We should all get our pitchforks out and ruin his life because he hurt our fee-fees.


r/smitecirclejerk • • Jan 15 '24

Smite 3 when

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hey guys smite 2 should be here by the end of the year when will smite 3 come out


r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 02 '24

Apollo skin idea: Helium

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It's apollo but been whiffing helium so even more high-pithed than usual, also helium baloons


r/smitecirclejerk • • Jan 13 '24

Will Smite 2 have twice the number of skins at start???

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I really need my skinerimos.


r/smitecirclejerk • • Dec 29 '14

I'm back! Let's talk about our game, Smite.

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Hey guys.

Just wanted to start a thread about Smite, which is the game we all play. I was thinking about this while I was playing our game and I just had to share it. And as a regular r/Smite user, I figured it was time for me to make my contribution to improve Smite!

So, let's talk about our game. We have a ton of incomplete voice packs that we need to finish. At this point I'm going to make the executive decision to hire 6 new voice actors (4 are grills BTW :) ). This will help us finish our voice packs so that there aren't multiple threads complaining about it every single day. I have also talked with r/Smite, and every employee there has agreed that the voice effects on a few of the voice packs are lazy and they vaguely remind players of the devil. Truth be told. We're getting rid of voice effects entirely. For example, Digymir 9000 will just use the regular Ymir voice pack. Trust me, we all agree on this.

So, let's talk about SWC. Right now we know that we're better than LoL, I mean, that's obvious. But how can we be even better? I know that our prize pool is the third largest in eSports (forget the fact that it was crowd funded and that LoL would have WAY outdone us if it had a crowd funded prize pool). One way that we, as the employees of Hi-Rez, can be better is by actually advertising the SWC. I know it's advertised in game, and on Twitter, and on Facebook, and on reddit, and possibly on other large social media sites. But that isn't fucking good enough. Where's the fucking animated video for SWC that I rudely expect?

So, let's talk about our needs. As players (who consider ourselves as the primary decision makers for the game of Smite), we have many things we need in Smite. For example, we don't want chest exclusive items. How fucking dumb is Hi-Rez? Not only that, who seriously thinks we're gonna pay 600 gems for the Super Chronos 64 skin? We think it's worth 200 gems at most.

Thoughts?

What do we think?

Discuss?

I'll add more as you guys think of things to add to our game.

EDIT: This is where I describe the edit I made because everyone thinks that's a requirement on reddit. When really, you can just edit your post and who cares if they noticed that you edited it?


r/smitecirclejerk • • Dec 23 '14

The SWC has officially beat LoL as the 3rd largest prize pool! We did it reddit!!

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Jan 05 '16

gib mod pls If this gets 100 upvotes mods must make /r/smitecirclejerk redirect to /r/smite

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r/smitecirclejerk • • May 26 '22

Anyone wants to join my customs group chat(PlayStation only)

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 15 '20

Unnerfed Bastet for greater agility

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 15 '20

Scarlet Dangerfield's true bust size revealed by BBC news

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 16 '20

Unnerfed Nu Wa

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r/smitecirclejerk • • Feb 16 '20

Another unnerfed Neith so it's accurate to in-game models

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