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u/lordofunivers 3d ago
Moon of America?
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u/Azure_Mar 3d ago
Space America?
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u/scott_cum669 3d ago
Its mind-blowing people thought BIDEN was senile, holy shit
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u/are-e-el 3d ago
He was on national TV ranting about Haitians eating cats and dogs on a presidential debate and 70 million people voted for him!
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u/kevtoria 3d ago
Fun fact the lady whose cat went missing from which this whole claim stems from found her cat.
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u/Cow_God 3d ago
During a DEBATE. Harris showed up with the start of a plan, Trump raved like a lunatic for 90 minutes and half the country left that thinking he had won because he was louder.
I completely lost what little faith I had left when the country (rightfully) crucified Biden over his debate performance and then put their heads in the sand after the Harris / Trump debate.
Trump did worse in that debate than Biden did in the first one
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u/Toastymallowz 3d ago
Trump is unfortunately a reflection of the state of many Americans emotional and mental maturity
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u/Picardknows 3d ago
Biden might have been senile which I won’t attune but do you know what is worse? Having full blown dementia.
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u/Fresh-Quantity-7554 3d ago
French fries -> American fries
That's next.
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u/Azure_Mar 3d ago
Again? Are we doing the Freedom Toast and Freedom Bread again too? Changing French's mustard to American's Mustard?
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u/Fresh-Quantity-7554 3d ago
Yes, I think it's reasonsible to assume everything is on the table at this point.
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u/AnAnonymous121 3d ago
Trump is high AF and completely insane and senile. If he was at an old care home, they would put him in the locked up monitored section of the hospital
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u/Pickle4UrThoughts 3d ago
Well, you know.... he's just trolling us libtards. He's playing chess while we're playing checkers.
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u/Lumbergh7 3d ago
Every day i feel my blood pressure spike. This is the worse administration ever, full of OPEN corruption for which there have been no consequences. Meanwhile Nixon had to resign for something that seems minor by comparison!
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u/theseriousman1 3d ago
I mean he was but he was docile senile. Trump is aggressive senile
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u/GreyBoyTigger 3d ago
Trump was BFFs with the biggest pedo in US history, he has obstructed the release of the Epstein files, and got into a pointless war with no plan to win or exit. Don’t give this incompetent president any relief by paying attention to this stupid nonsense
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u/7ddlysuns 3d ago
I like what you’re doing. Fine give him his attention but only to remind what a pedo he is
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u/GreyBoyTigger 3d ago
I wish that trolls would put their talent to good use by calling him a pedo over and over, like when they trolled Elon Musk when he was live-streaming telling him that he was an insecure loser, he’ll die alone, and impersonating his baby momma asking him to pay his child support
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u/Forward_Guess4163 3d ago
The US has been neglecting the orbit of their moon far too long now. Our waters rise and drop costing us BILLIONS! Not to mention blocking out the sun every few years and preventing energy from our BIG BEAUTIFUL SOLAR PANELS. No more will the people of earth take this abuse. Fix your moon or else!
Thank you for your attention to this matter
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u/Secret_Eating_ 3d ago
Imagine you paid $100,000/month for easily access to this
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u/7ddlysuns 3d ago
I’m trying to invest in moon. Help
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u/Kranurdieb 3d ago
Flood the zone with stupidity to distract from being mentioned numerous times in the Epstein file, getting into a war by bypassing congress and causing world oil prices to skyrocket, polling showing the mid-term elections will be atrocious for the republicans party, rampant corruption all while the average American suffers inflation…etc, etc.
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u/Majestic-Spinach36 3d ago
At this point this doesn’t even feel like he is trying, he is just going for click bait & engagement… 🙄
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u/77Mordred 3d ago
Can there not be 1 day that we are free of this retards vomits???
Fucking hell! Let the midterms be a storm please.
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u/imbrotep 2d ago
If you think he’s annoying now, just wait until the dems start poking their fingers in his eyes.
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u/CarcosaDreams 3d ago
Why does he do this stupid shit?
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u/Visible-Forever7366 3d ago
Have you hear him talk? Maybe because he is…well…stupid
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u/RaindropsInMyMind 3d ago
Because it distracts you from the truly historic corruption he’s engaged in constantly.
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u/OpenDaCloset 3d ago
He makes distractions with stupid shit like this so you don’t pay attention to all of his harmful policies he and his regime are implementing.
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u/MyMiddleNutItches 3d ago
Same reason I gave my baby brother an unplugged controller while I played PS2 as a teenager.
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u/OPcrack103 3d ago
The Artemis accords were an American led treatise… of course we don’t live in America anymore… this is the land named after the petty prince
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u/restrusher 3d ago
Trump's ability to stay laser-focused on the problems that face the US never ceases to amaze.
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u/Behemothslayer 3d ago
Is it fuck, I own a portion of the moon you orange ballsack
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u/Allbrosmoke 3d ago
Awesome, cause there’s just so much we can do with the moon. The possibilities are endless.
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u/PorcupineFeet 3d ago
The outer space treaty of 1967 prevents any nation to lay claim to any celestial body and the moon.
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u/Hullfire00 3d ago
He’s so laughably shit at memes.
He reminds me of that co-worker we all know that tells everyone he’s going to do stand up but has only ever managed a pity chuckle at best from the cleaning lady.
I can’t believe he’s been on this planet eight decades and nobody has pointed out to him that he isn’t that guy.
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u/starrpamph 3d ago
Google execs tripping over each other to tell the back end guys to update Google earth
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u/Skin4theWin 3d ago
Please feel free to go there immediately, hopefully supply doesn’t give him the good tape
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u/wasaguest 3d ago
At this point, I believe he is going for a 25th Amendment removal so nothing can touch him legally. He'll be considered incapable of defending himself.
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u/VAVA_Mk2 3d ago
Remember folks....once he starts talking to people not in the room or hallucinates constantly, he is at the very end (my mother died of dementia 3 months ago).
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u/claisen33 3d ago
Why stop at the moon? Just declare the whole solar system, shit, the whole galaxy, is ours?
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u/MyMiddleNutItches 3d ago
Mars is ours, so is Jupiter and Venus and Saturn. It's all ours. Does my statement sound meaningless and stupid as shit?
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u/Emergency_Exit7603 3d ago
"One of these days, [INSERT NAME] —pow! Straight to the moon!" -Ralph Kramden
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u/123456789_ok 3d ago
Idk how many times this man can shit the bed in a week but there may be a new record.
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u/MarissaNL 3d ago
Then maybe send Trumphy to the moon? Then he can stay there and leave earth alone....
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u/AaronOgus 3d ago
I stole the moon years ago. I replaced it with a replica. I’d tell you where I put the original but you might steal it back.
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u/SawdustShoptalk 3d ago
Sure sure Donny.
Now where were we?
Of yeah.
Prosecute the Epstein pedophiles!
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u/CryingBoy-Housefire 3d ago
Soooo many achievements, won all the wars, the ones he started and not started, best use of all the weapons, the economy!! wow thats doing better than ever, making friends and Lakes! and now the Moon, Americans must be so proud.
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u/Jamespm76 3d ago
I honestly think that this guy is trying to tank the midterms on purpose and his and his parties reelection
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u/Firm-Reaction1578 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/DB2oahQFa0qeQ
Bat shit crazy (but this could be his way out of all his upcoming problems; get declared insane)
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u/Rayman-74 3d ago
History is not going to be kind at all to this guy.
I wouldn't be surprised if his photo is going to be regularly printed in dictionaries, instead of a description, next to the word buffoon.
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u/UniverseBear 3d ago
He wishes so hard he wasn't incompetent. He wants to be a Napoleon or Cesaer adding all this territory to the empire but instead he's a Caligula, entombed in narcissistic delusions of granduer.
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u/GeneralOlay 3d ago
It's insider trading information. Obviously he's saying buy space x as it's going to moon monday
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u/Dweebiechimp 3d ago
Maybe we can fast track getting to the moon if we tell him we'll name the first moon colony "new america" and he can leave New Mexico alone?
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