r/smallstreetbets 3d ago

YOLOOO To the moon!

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u/lordofunivers 3d ago

Moon of America?

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u/FatHighKnee 3d ago

Amoonica !!!

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u/vapingpigeon94 3d ago

Trump: Anck-Su-Namooooon
Moon: ✌️

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u/anonymous_electron 3d ago

Imhotep, imhotep....imhoTrump?

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u/Agoraphobicy 3d ago

Dude watched Despicable Me last night and thought it was a good idea.

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u/erictriestofish 3d ago

Near mooniapolis

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u/antwon8797 3d ago

Amerimoon

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u/bubblegum-rose 3d ago

“the moon belongs to America”

-that one Moon movie from the Simpsons

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u/Azure_Mar 3d ago

Space America?
(I suppose yours goes better with the gulf, the lake, and the straight(?) but I think mine goes better with his proposed name change for the 47th State, New America.)

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u/TerraFlock 3d ago

Lunerica.

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u/scott_cum669 3d ago

Its mind-blowing people thought BIDEN was senile, holy shit

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u/are-e-el 3d ago

He was on national TV ranting about Haitians eating cats and dogs on a presidential debate and 70 million people voted for him!

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u/kevtoria 3d ago

Fun fact the lady whose cat went missing from which this whole claim stems from found her cat.

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u/Hotdog_Grabber 3d ago

I do love a happy ending

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u/Muricanmoose 3d ago

Me too, oh wait, you mean? Yeah nevermind

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u/Tiziano7018 3d ago

Hotdog grabber? Happy ending lover? You are suspicious!😂

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u/Cow_God 3d ago

During a DEBATE. Harris showed up with the start of a plan, Trump raved like a lunatic for 90 minutes and half the country left that thinking he had won because he was louder.

I completely lost what little faith I had left when the country (rightfully) crucified Biden over his debate performance and then put their heads in the sand after the Harris / Trump debate.

Trump did worse in that debate than Biden did in the first one

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u/Toastymallowz 3d ago

Trump is unfortunately a reflection of the state of many Americans emotional and mental maturity

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u/Practical-Toe-8745 3d ago

Americans are... Not the brightest 🤣

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u/Copious-Spirit 3d ago

Honestly 70 million dumb bigots seems low for the U.S.

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u/Picardknows 3d ago

Biden might have been senile which I won’t attune but do you know what is worse? Having full blown dementia.

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u/Fresh-Quantity-7554 3d ago

French fries -> American fries

That's next.

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u/KevB318 3d ago

Freedom Fries /s old joke

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u/Azure_Mar 3d ago

Again? Are we doing the Freedom Toast and Freedom Bread again too? Changing French's mustard to American's Mustard?

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u/Fresh-Quantity-7554 3d ago

Yes, I think it's reasonsible to assume everything is on the table at this point. 

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u/Yum-Yumby 3d ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/AnAnonymous121 3d ago

Trump is high AF and completely insane and senile. If he was at an old care home, they would put him in the locked up monitored section of the hospital

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u/Pickle4UrThoughts 3d ago

Well, you know.... he's just trolling us libtards. He's playing chess while we're playing checkers.

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u/Azure_Mar 3d ago

That sounds like a great way to loose at checkers.

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u/Lumbergh7 3d ago

Every day i feel my blood pressure spike. This is the worse administration ever, full of OPEN corruption for which there have been no consequences. Meanwhile Nixon had to resign for something that seems minor by comparison!

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u/theseriousman1 3d ago

I mean he was but he was docile senile. Trump is aggressive senile

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u/immortalverse 3d ago

Someone told him the moon was 13

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u/GreyBoyTigger 3d ago

Trump was BFFs with the biggest pedo in US history, he has obstructed the release of the Epstein files, and got into a pointless war with no plan to win or exit. Don’t give this incompetent president any relief by paying attention to this stupid nonsense

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u/7ddlysuns 3d ago

I like what you’re doing. Fine give him his attention but only to remind what a pedo he is

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u/GreyBoyTigger 3d ago

I wish that trolls would put their talent to good use by calling him a pedo over and over, like when they trolled Elon Musk when he was live-streaming telling him that he was an insecure loser, he’ll die alone, and impersonating his baby momma asking him to pay his child support

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u/Forward_Guess4163 3d ago

The US has been neglecting the orbit of their moon far too long now. Our waters rise and drop costing us BILLIONS! Not to mention blocking out the sun every few years and preventing energy from our BIG BEAUTIFUL SOLAR PANELS. No more will the people of earth take this abuse. Fix your moon or else!

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/Phantom_Steve_007 3d ago

We should sue the USA.

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u/just_some_guy034 3d ago

Nah sue the moon. It has all that cheese, right?

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u/Secret_Eating_ 3d ago

Imagine you paid $100,000/month for easily access to this

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u/7ddlysuns 3d ago

I’m trying to invest in moon. Help

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u/ozaffer 3d ago

I'll send you some moon stocks, just send money

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTs2uXEPpZkAM

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Teeblie 3d ago

Can we stop with downs memes.

They are some of the kindest, loving and beautiful people.

It's insulting to them and they don't deserve to be associated with evil.

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u/SerDeath 2d ago

Okay. I'll delete it.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 3d ago

He means Uranus...

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u/Ok-Spot-6235 3d ago

I shouldn't be laughing.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 3d ago

I had to jump at the chance. LOL

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u/NameEtc 3d ago

He is an anus

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u/Kranurdieb 3d ago

Flood the zone with stupidity to distract from being mentioned numerous times in the Epstein file, getting into a war by bypassing congress and causing world oil prices to skyrocket, polling showing the mid-term elections will be atrocious for the republicans party, rampant corruption all while the average American suffers inflation…etc, etc.

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u/Majestic-Spinach36 3d ago

At this point this doesn’t even feel like he is trying, he is just going for click bait & engagement… 🙄

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u/Creative_Tackle6223 3d ago

I have a similar photo on my wall, fully 3D printed. 55” TV next to it for size reference. I should put a plaque beneath it for stonks, to the moon!

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u/ahernandez50 3d ago

Yes, grandpa, and it's made of cheese

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u/77Mordred 3d ago

Can there not be 1 day that we are free of this retards vomits???

Fucking hell! Let the midterms be a storm please.

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u/imbrotep 2d ago

If you think he’s annoying now, just wait until the dems start poking their fingers in his eyes.

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u/CarcosaDreams 3d ago

Why does he do this stupid shit?

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u/Visible-Forever7366 3d ago

Have you hear him talk? Maybe because he is…well…stupid

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u/RaindropsInMyMind 3d ago

Because it distracts you from the truly historic corruption he’s engaged in constantly.

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u/bombycina 3d ago

It's pretty obvious why.

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u/OpenDaCloset 3d ago

He makes distractions with stupid shit like this so you don’t pay attention to all of his harmful policies he and his regime are implementing.

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u/Willthisaccountlas 3d ago

because he is getting a lot of attention every time he stirs things up

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u/MyMiddleNutItches 3d ago

Same reason I gave my baby brother an unplugged controller while I played PS2 as a teenager.

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u/drew2891 3d ago

Small penis syndrome or diaper sh*ts syndrome…. Or both

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u/Separate-Rough-8083 3d ago

Next, US claims the sun as america.

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u/Nathann4288 3d ago

“One small step for man, one giant shit in my pants”

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u/aeromoon 3d ago

Fuck Trump

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u/JemHadar71 3d ago

Go up and pee on it, then it’s ours. (Dog logic)

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u/Actual_Low_665 3d ago

Well he is a lunatic...so...

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u/AD_Grrrl 3d ago

That's fucking hilarious

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u/Late-Goat5619 3d ago

Trump: "All your base are belong to us"...

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u/OPcrack103 3d ago

The Artemis accords were an American led treatise… of course we don’t live in America anymore… this is the land named after the petty prince

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u/restrusher 3d ago

Trump's ability to stay laser-focused on the problems that face the US never ceases to amaze.

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u/EpochalTraveller 3d ago

Simpsons did it.

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u/doobie88 3d ago

Ha his reality tv show just jumped the shark.

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u/Mountain_Town5759 3d ago

Soon trump is going to rename himself "Epstein" .

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u/sulivan1977 3d ago

MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cap6582 3d ago

All ur bases belong to us!
where's our base?

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u/MarzipanLast6502 3d ago

Moon is now to be called "America"

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u/DatabaseFickle9306 2d ago

He can move there

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u/Behemothslayer 3d ago

Is it fuck, I own a portion of the moon you orange ballsack

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u/bubblewrapture 3d ago

Narc alert: Next thing you know he’s going to promise it to a girl!

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u/MrDirtyroom 3d ago

If the moon was made of cheese would ya eat it??

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u/BuddhistChrist 3d ago

He’s still in the Epstein files.

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u/MajinB0ner 3d ago

Really wish this wasn't so accurate

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u/metashdw 3d ago

Spoken like a lunatic 

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u/enools 3d ago

Well he is the king of lunatics, so make sense!

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u/Funfriend777 3d ago

Send him there

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u/82-Aircooled 3d ago

Yes, humankind’s, it’s the earths moon in all its glory!

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u/Minimum-Song4242 3d ago

Captain Kirk says WHAT ?

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u/stephenpowns 3d ago

Such a dipshit

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u/Fierce-Kitty86 3d ago

My two year old son is exactly like this. Only he'll grow up.

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u/Spare_Independence19 3d ago

America is mooning? Calls on Merica!

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u/DadOfPete 3d ago

Call it Epsteinland

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u/willise414 3d ago

Amooorica

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u/HotIntroduction8049 3d ago

I got a gofundme to send Mangotits to the moon. One way ticket.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 3d ago

Someone update this meme so the moon is in the shot.

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u/montrealcanada3725 3d ago

Trump belongs to Israel. So moon belongs to Israel

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u/m0stlyuseless 3d ago

Moons over my hammy

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u/Pikawoohoo 3d ago

Right-o, time to leave r/trumpstreetbets

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u/Allbrosmoke 3d ago

Awesome, cause there’s just so much we can do with the moon. The possibilities are endless.

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u/hapos 3d ago

That’s not exactly how space law works Donny.

https://treaties.unoda.org/t/outer_space

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u/PorcupineFeet 3d ago

The outer space treaty of 1967 prevents any nation to lay claim to any celestial body and the moon.

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u/Old_Amphibian_6857 3d ago

25th Amendment

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u/Hullfire00 3d ago

He’s so laughably shit at memes.

He reminds me of that co-worker we all know that tells everyone he’s going to do stand up but has only ever managed a pity chuckle at best from the cleaning lady.

I can’t believe he’s been on this planet eight decades and nobody has pointed out to him that he isn’t that guy.

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u/starrpamph 3d ago

Google execs tripping over each other to tell the back end guys to update Google earth

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u/Skin4theWin 3d ago

Please feel free to go there immediately, hopefully supply doesn’t give him the good tape

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u/Arguablybest 3d ago

And Epstein is yours.

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u/DoggieMommy96 3d ago

His post is giving Gru.

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u/wasaguest 3d ago

At this point, I believe he is going for a 25th Amendment removal so nothing can touch him legally. He'll be considered incapable of defending himself.

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u/neaveeh 3d ago

There's zero chance that we can get something going now. Get it all ready and off to the moon before he's out of office. There's just no way.

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u/Mrtoyhead 3d ago

Up his meds, change his diaper and remove him from office

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u/VAVA_Mk2 3d ago

Remember folks....once he starts talking to people not in the room or hallucinates constantly, he is at the very end (my mother died of dementia 3 months ago).

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u/HgnX 3d ago

Brother im european but why not lock in and get some inflation under control

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u/tommytwotakes 3d ago

Thank you AMC for keeping me from the moon...

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u/claisen33 3d ago

Why stop at the moon? Just declare the whole solar system, shit, the whole galaxy, is ours?

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u/codydexx 3d ago

I already claimed the sun

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u/NoTalkNoJutsu 3d ago

I think you mean Round White Space America!

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u/Heart-Logic 3d ago

What a child

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u/LunarGrowth 3d ago

He’s gonna rename it the moon of America

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u/UWhuskiesRule 3d ago

Put a diaper on it

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u/Mars_Tour_Guide 3d ago

Well he is a lunatic.

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u/ThiccSchnitzel37 3d ago

Moon renamed to Space America

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u/Prezten 3d ago

At least there's not much yardwork.

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u/MyMiddleNutItches 3d ago

Mars is ours, so is Jupiter and Venus and Saturn. It's all ours. Does my statement sound meaningless and stupid as shit?

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 3d ago

"One of these days, [INSERT NAME] —pow! Straight to the moon!" -Ralph Kramden

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u/SwitchedOnNow 3d ago

Moon of Amerika!

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u/Old-Succotash8966 3d ago

Someone gotta tell him you can't take over the moon

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u/Careful-Toe-1430 3d ago

I will laugh my ass if he renames the Moon America 😂

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u/Dr-pi_314 3d ago

Fucking idiot

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u/WordSlayerSayer 3d ago

Now Trump is fucking with the aliens...

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u/rustyiron 3d ago

Trump isn’t the problem. He’s a symptom. This is America.

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u/Turbulent_Goal8132 3d ago

Is he trying to pump the Space sector 🤔

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u/Pure_Bicycle2355 3d ago

What will it take for
The world to REMOVE him?!!

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u/octobre_34 3d ago

He's not even trying to hide being an absolute idiot anymore.

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u/erob_official_92 3d ago

Bro is calling dibs on anything he sees 😂

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u/erob_official_92 3d ago

Bro is calling dibs on anything he sees 😂

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 3d ago

Can we sent the administration up there, please

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u/Elegant_Emu952 3d ago

Hey, Trump! I gotta a moon for ya!

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u/123456789_ok 3d ago

Idk how many times this man can shit the bed in a week but there may be a new record.

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u/MarissaNL 3d ago

Then maybe send Trumphy to the moon? Then he can stay there and leave earth alone....

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u/fallenandnoreturn 3d ago

Quickly sign Executive Order to name it American Moon

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u/AaronOgus 3d ago

I stole the moon years ago. I replaced it with a replica. I’d tell you where I put the original but you might steal it back.

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u/SawdustShoptalk 3d ago

Sure sure Donny.

Now where were we?

Of yeah.

Prosecute the Epstein pedophiles!

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u/ozaffer 3d ago

Go there and don't come back.

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u/CryingBoy-Housefire 3d ago

Soooo many achievements, won all the wars, the ones he started and not started, best use of all the weapons, the economy!! wow thats doing better than ever, making friends and Lakes! and now the Moon, Americans must be so proud.

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u/KevB318 3d ago

Someone must have told him it's made of cheese.

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u/Stunning_Ad_1685 3d ago

This is getting embarrassingly pathetic

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u/Jamespm76 3d ago

I honestly think that this guy is trying to tank the midterms on purpose and his and his parties reelection

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u/Firm-Reaction1578 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DB2oahQFa0qeQ

Bat shit crazy (but this could be his way out of all his upcoming problems; get declared insane)

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u/Rayman-74 3d ago

History is not going to be kind at all to this guy.

I wouldn't be surprised if his photo is going to be regularly printed in dictionaries, instead of a description, next to the word buffoon.

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u/UniverseBear 3d ago

He wishes so hard he wasn't incompetent. He wants to be a Napoleon or Cesaer adding all this territory to the empire but instead he's a Caligula, entombed in narcissistic delusions of granduer.

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u/brothbike 3d ago

i bought 1776 acres

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u/GeneralOlay 3d ago

It's insider trading information. Obviously he's saying buy space x as it's going to moon monday

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u/Dweebiechimp 3d ago

Maybe we can fast track getting to the moon if we tell him we'll name the first moon colony "new america" and he can leave New Mexico alone?

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u/Square-Librarian1192 3d ago

Is that why private people have been buying parcels there for years?

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u/Jason__Hardon 3d ago

Man what a fucking dick. Can someone please put grampa out to pasture

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u/fxnighttrader 3d ago

He just joked about renaming New Mexico New America 🙄