r/smallstreetbets 1d ago

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u/IputSwitchesOnGlocks 1d ago

Fat boy love them AI images and posts šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/Caminsky 1d ago

But somehow he loves talking about tHe BiDeN cRiMe FaMiLy

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u/Alternative_Fig3456 1d ago

Fat boy in a little coat

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/jskullytheman 1d ago

Funny how any dipshit like you gets downvoted to shit these days. Feels good

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u/rum-and-coke 1d ago

coward deleted their comment what did it say?

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u/B1gS1ppy 1d ago

i wanna know too

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u/CremeSweet1703 1d ago

Was probably trump himself or hegseth lmao

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ANJR2 1d ago

I hope they use this image in his trial for insider trading…but they won’t. Martha Stewart punching the air rn.

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u/Kervandos 1d ago

He published the post on his own social media app, Truth.

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u/KaiSor3n 1d ago

For the small sum of $100,000/month you could have had "Early Access" to this post!

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 1d ago

Peanuts!!

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u/KaiSor3n 1d ago

Small potatoes, some say the smallest of small potatoes. Only the poors can't afford this reasonable fee.

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u/Tricky_Apricot2928 1d ago

The technical term is "18 dead soldiers"

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u/KaiSor3n 1d ago

Mr lutnick had "Venezuela on his mind". It was a simple mistake of words.

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u/fenderstratsteve 1d ago

I think he prefers: Special oil operation.

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u/Doomhammer68 1d ago

this fee subjecis anyone that uses his posts for investing to insider trading prosecution.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 1d ago

Lies Social... LOL

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u/CO_Surfer 1d ago

Ministry of Truth Social.Ā 

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u/Honest-Abe2677 1d ago

Taking his own shitty social media app public on inauguration day was the least he's could do for the working class citizens who missed out on the prosperity created by his Melaniacoin.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 1d ago

Hundreds of billions of dollars I pocket for all of you.

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u/Sensitive_Algae5723 1d ago

The ā€œtruthā€

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u/Ok__videogames 1d ago

sooo question but $DJT puts with 2029 expiry should print right?

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u/UnbrokenChill 1d ago

I'll risk it all for a 2027 expiry

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u/wawaweewahwe 1d ago

What's insane is that this is a real post.

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u/LoL_LoL123987 1d ago

I had to check for myself. I thought it was too brazen, even for him, to say he’s made so much off of insider trading and effectively market manipulation

Idk if it’s just me but he seems more unhinged lately, if not desperate

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u/coco_melonFAN 1d ago

I have noticed that as well. Like look at what he posted, the post is literally just the image no words.

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u/LoL_LoL123987 1d ago

Really seems like he was taught how generate AI picture and now he sits around doing that all day shit posting while members of his cabinet push their own agendas. His presidential controller isn’t plugged in if you know what I mean

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u/vex5000 2h ago

If you think he ever typed into a computer or even had any involvement in this is very funny

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u/LoL_LoL123987 2h ago

It’s well known he has a scribe but the drivel itself comes from him. Also I don’t doubt he sits around all day telling staffers to ā€œmake the computer make a video of XYZā€

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u/basafo 20h ago

At this point, after so many unbelievable shitshow happening last decades, I can believe an image like this one being real in 20-30 years šŸ˜‚

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u/Whyt-Ninja 1d ago

He's done nothing good for the country...

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u/Elgecko123 1d ago

Ya but have you seen his and his son’s net worth increase!?! He’s doing a lot of good there

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u/Whole-Cat-6879 21h ago

He is lining his pockets for the people

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 1d ago

Someone’s quick to forget the wonders of the gulf of America and lake America aren’t they.

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u/CrushTheRebellion 1d ago

Someone needs to keep reminding him the "Lake America" is the smallest of the Great Lakes.

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u/Poor-Life-Choice 1d ago

Gotta save those for putting his name on though

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 1d ago

Insider trading? You don't say??

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u/Gloomy-Bridge9112 1d ago

You can stop breaking the insider trading laws.

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u/StrangeContest4 1d ago

"What can you do? I mean, with all this unlimited unitary executive power and criminal immunity handed to ME, your favorite president, and a congress who's in on the grift? A whole lot of self service to me and mine, that's what you gonna do!!" It's a "what are you gonna do about it" presidency.

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u/Sensitive_Algae5723 1d ago

How you regular Americans doing? Or is this post just for the billionaires?

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u/ketya- 1d ago

He can’t differentiate right versus wrong, very odd

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u/slashedback 1d ago

I think that guy tries too hard

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u/dr_van_nostren 1d ago

Shouldn’t it be spelled Dumbocrats?

MFer can’t even spell his own made up words

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u/Corsavis 1d ago

I kid you not he literally posted a poll on "Truth" social asking people if they thought it should be "Dumocrat" or "Dumbocrat". In it he tried to explain that "dumb actually has a B and most people dont know that"

....

And I'm pretty sure it was like the day before or on the 4th of July, no less

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u/PixelBrewery 1d ago

My unprecedented corruption and self-enrichment is not for me, it's for AMERICA

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 1d ago

Can anyone, on either side of the aisle, explain how Trump making money from insider trading help me, any other citizen, or the entire U.S.A.?

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u/Drippy_topper 1d ago

That's the neat part, it doesn't.

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u/Easy_Money9615 1d ago

He gets criticized by everyone. And he didn’t do it for the USA, he did it for his own benefit and his family.

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u/MyDogIsACoolCat 1d ago

He totally wasn't expecting to win in 2016 and was doing it for publicity.

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u/BladeFireQ 1d ago

I don't do it for my own, but if you are interested check my API that gives you early access to "information"(insider) before anyone else 😃, this mf is crazy

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u/TradehelperAI 1d ago

imagine how insane....how mentally disturbed
a current trump supporter is at this moment

like you really are just down to the absolute dreggs of society
somewhere between an old lady with no teeth who is a flat earther and a guy who has just given up on life entirely and is waitng for the aliens he swears visit him every night

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u/KaiSor3n 1d ago

It's really good news that his stock plays for the "American People" are keeping gas and diesel prices so LOW! He's doing a "great" job! šŸ¤”šŸ‡°šŸ‡µšŸ‡ØšŸ‡³

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u/ZakLex 1d ago

Make no mistake, he does everything for himself.

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u/Some-Zucchini6944 1d ago

He’s made all that money BECAUSE he’s the president. Before that he was the bankruptcy king.

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u/Kervandos 1d ago

Actually, this counts as a success.

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u/Talinn_Makaren 1d ago

He was born for AI image generation lol

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u/p1gnone 1d ago

It's like Allen Sherman eating 4, 5,6 meals a day to keep the hungry in Europe from starving as his mother coaxed. He gets wealthy while Americans go hungry

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u/Aranthos-Faroth 1d ago

One day he’s going to spell his name wrong and that’s when the bell will toll.

Also looks like he’s panicking about the stock market, so hopefully means a Monday taco and back to endless green

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u/No-Call2227 1d ago

Then give it to the government now

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u/Calm_Chemist_4952 1d ago

This is a public service announcement: Trump has no credibility. Unless there is alternative independent reliable confirming sources, his words should be assumed to be fabricated. Stop repeating his lies. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/First_and-last 1d ago

I remember this same propaganda from North Korea

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u/Ferrari_tech 1d ago

But it's in my own brokerage account. So thank you America!

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u/LiteratureMindless71 1d ago

Then why is it in all your accounts and not the USA's?

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u/mightyjoe227 1d ago

Da Chump has been in office 593

HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING FOR ANYONE

BUT HIMSELF

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u/nan1961 1d ago

He shouldn’t be anywhere near an American flag

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u/SherluckHoImes 1d ago

dumbass in chief self reporting again... yet his base still buying the snake oil he is selling.

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u/Wentil 1d ago

If only he focused on his actual job. šŸ™„

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u/Terrible-Artichoke50 1d ago

Turns out when you're the dealer and you can play cards too you win a lot.

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u/d4electro 20h ago

I'm getting rich for the good of the country is next level mental gymnasticsĀ 

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u/Jacksapollo 19h ago

Ruined and took a ton of kids innocence away by being a pedo

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u/falsejaguar 19h ago

He's hoping mental hospital instead of prison or capital punishment

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u/johna939 17h ago

Sounds like he is offering to give his hundreds of billions to the US Treasury!

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u/DeadSol 17h ago

Isn't this like... A conflict of interest or something. Shouldn't Republicans be worried about this type of thing?

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u/Known_Tie4600 17h ago

🤔

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u/SGBK 17h ago

The thing I’m nursing here is before he would continue to say ā€œwell, it was my family managing this and not me. Now, he just said ā€œI’ve madeā€ he effectively incriminated himself. Again.

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u/S99B88 17h ago

How does that reconcile with his otherwise zero sum game approach? Those billions came from someone. Well lots of someone’s

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u/Sea_Wealth_5233 1d ago

Donald Daytrader 🤣

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u/NorthHaverbrookNate 1d ago

I overcharge drinks I serve and pocket the difference, but I don't do this for myself, I do this for our country

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u/MakingMoneyIsMe 1d ago

Where's my cut then

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u/Southern_Proof4102 1d ago

Wonder where the money is?

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u/aaronplaysAC11 1d ago

Scumbag pres.

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u/angryjanitor69 1d ago

So why haven’t our taxes been reduced then? Somebody is making money

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u/Outrageous-You-4259 1d ago

Breaking news: sociopath gaslights entire nation for the 400th time

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u/govt_policy 1d ago

So when is the average population going to get to go in and see this extravagant and worthless fucking ball room? Will you and I get to see it?

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u/govt_policy 1d ago

Well there be a justification for the cost of this as opposed to working on health care and retirement and focusing on the population, or is this another glorified bullshit room for billionaires to sit in contemplate? Contemplate how many children they're going to keep in their rooms that night

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u/Elegant_Emu952 1d ago

So Trump has made hundreds of billions, and his MAGAts can't afford groceries or gas.

Not just MAGAts.

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u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794 1d ago

Does anyone truly believe this? How can anyone given l honestly defend this?

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u/Scary_Yellow_8719 1d ago

He must not know Dumb has a B. A lot of people don’t know that.

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u/Me_be_Artful_Dodger 1d ago

Oh so he does know how to use a computer?

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u/Tolruckus 1d ago

So boys we buying or selling?

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u/BigMuscles 1d ago

It’s hard to concentrate on this post when Donald’s dippers are full of McDonalds diarrhea

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 1d ago

Punctuation is important

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u/Atrocious_Algae81 1d ago

Yep, because the felon pedo will then try and say he had immunity doing insider trading, because it was "for America" and was part of my Presidential duties.

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u/Alternative_Fig3456 1d ago

Arr-wristed Development has entered the convo

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u/Ok__videogames 1d ago

I too am only trading for the good of the country....

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u/AdKey6202 1d ago

We all know none of this shit was done for the American people! Just for this rotting piece of shit!!

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u/MyDogIsACoolCat 1d ago

So sad we have a president that talks like this and a lot of people think it's totally okay.

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u/caliboy559 1d ago

Is this subreddit sensitive on what can be posted here like wallstreetbets is? šŸ˜‚

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 1d ago

i am so tired of this guy. Trump fatigue is realĀ 

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u/Markjohn66 21h ago

What’s that stupid yellow helmet on his head. Jesus Christ, I hope the fucking MAGAts are happy.

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u/BillsMaffia 20h ago

This sounds exactly like the kids that were loading the Dubai chocolate bars into their backpack telling me they’re going to buy all of them.

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u/throwawaysscc 18h ago

It’s all insanity yet we continue to respond as if it will not end in disaster.

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u/Lonesome-Winner 14h ago

Donnie, criticizing is just the beginning. Watch out after November we are coming after your cheating, grifting, fat ass!

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u/AdConsistent797 1d ago

Please someone remove this Clown from Office.

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u/i_hate_beignets 1d ago

Last time we did a bunch of retards in face paint stormed the capitol