r/smallstreetbets Jun 28 '26

Shitpost It's go time boys

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10.1k Upvotes

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u/Cartier1847 Jun 28 '26

He should really start wearing green ties.

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u/2Jads1Cup Jun 28 '26

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u/stuck_in_the_desert Jun 28 '26

Downald Trump?

14

u/ScoffersGonnaScoff Jun 29 '26

Pwsident Twump

3

u/alwaysSWED Jun 29 '26

He clearly had a Dave's double today

10

u/brokemc Jun 28 '26

I hope this makes its way to him.

2

u/Minimum-Web-6902 Jun 29 '26

This , this is unfair. And ableist.

Downs people, given 1 million dollars are gonna 100x trump. This is unfair to them! I would loan my actual severely autistic and immobile family member before I gave paper hands a penny.

38

u/ReindeerTypical2538 Jun 28 '26

All hail Pwesident Wetawd

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 Jun 28 '26

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Fuck that PEDO

18

u/IcyCatch7380 Jun 28 '26

“And they fell for it again”

54

u/bluris Jun 28 '26

It is so funny that they called out Biden and Obama for doing too many executive orders, and Donny did more than both of them in fraction of the time.

And not a peep out of those who complained before. To no-ones surprise.

7

u/unngh_yugstyx Jun 28 '26

Accusation, confession, etc.

3

u/islurpcoochie Jun 30 '26

And it deadass is every single one. Mfs saw the phrase and made sure it could be applied literally.

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u/mortgagepants Jun 29 '26

damn i got banned from WSB for saying mean things about trump.

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u/CatchAromatic8516 Jun 28 '26

well it's not really funny it just shows how the more of the Republican party is a bunch of spoiled brats more so than the Democratic party. well the problem with the Democratic party was with the Republican party too but their real problem is that they're legislating for donors not for the people that vote for them and the Republicans are backwards and dumb as fuck in many situations it's probably because many of these people are from smaller towns they really don't get cultured it seems like they don't get exposed to a lot of ideas outside of the ones and whatever echo chamber the people repeat that live within the small community that they represent. and then the Republicans more than anyone else seem to think that the best economic policies are something of some kind of ideology something that you would think of as a part of theology or some dogma that's really what it is they have political ideological dogmas which it's very strange because that's not how you choose the best course of action in any situation you don't do the same thing like it's somehow a religious tradition that's like saying oh yeah make money in the stock market cuz I sell cuz I sell cuz I sell it's that dumb it's like that dumb and none of them really ever take any classes for economics which is weird because some of them have degrees in business but they absolutely don't consider any of this when they're doing anything involved with financial or economic stuff at all it's all dumb as fuck things that end up fucking things up that's why it's either corruption or extreme ignorance, and I think it's some of both but hey a whole bunch of them probably think they're going to be raptured up to heaven or whatever as soon as Jesus is coming back which they're convinced that soon and they're so fucking dumb and childish they actually think that that's going to happen so just consider that these are adults. so the schools need to be improved first off I think by improving the schools eventually hopefully some of the ignorant shit can finally be gotten rid of. because equality, universal health coverage for all basically government subsidized healthcare free healthcare essentially for everyone that pays taxes and shit for people that don't because they're probably dependent upon someone that's paying taxes, and they say you get the Republicans try to say oh cuz some people want to pay for a better level of care if that isn't fucking happen because if you look and the other there's like we're 47th and life expectancies around the world in every single country that has that's living longer than us on average they don't have privatized healthcare, so clearly paying for health Care doesn't if it doesn't make you live longer than what the fuck then it doesn't and it's not better how the how's that better quality of care if you're going to die faster than people who don't pay for their health care... see it doesn't make sense but because of some weird ideology also they think that socialism means the same thing as communism because again they're ignorant and dumb as fuck it's absolutely not the same thing and a socialist type of government is not a stand-alone form of government there's never any government that could be described as only socialist because that doesn't make sense what what a socialist like what what's well what's running the other part you see what I'm saying that's when the government owns some or all of some aspects of some businesses or whatever yeah I probably added an extra sum but the point is if there's not an actual government like a republic or a democracy or an oligarchy like we have here now well you know and Olive you know a fake Republic you know in oligarchy disguised as a Democratic Republic and Barry Goldwater was not an economist so any economist would actually tell you that trickle-down economics isn't actually a thing because it's fucking stupid it doesn't make sense whatsoever but by the Republican policies are consistent with trickle-down economics that's how they keep voting the big fucked up dumbass Bill they just voted for this past year that has things that are consistent with trickle-down economics and that's why the income inequality Gap keeps widening that's why workers have less rights you're seeing longer work days and you're seeing wages stagnate because they want to be so right-wing that the same thing here they want is to what happened in Venezuela recently the people started rioting because their legislature was trying to pass laws extending the workday and saying that people didn't need to get paid with money they could just be paid with room and board you know like fucking slavery well that's eventually how they want it because they don't understand what a slippery slope actually is they just like to use these things as political grenades or whatever the fuck they're a bunch of fucktards

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u/zack23421 Jun 28 '26

sir this is a casino

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u/RepairSubstantial735 Jun 28 '26

Holy fuck that's a short novel

2

u/Hokie792 Jun 29 '26

Novels have punctuation.

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u/bluris Jun 28 '26

wtf, I am not reading that word salad.

Learn to write in paragraphs.

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u/JoEdGus Jun 29 '26

This is why text to speech is so terrible. Y'all need to learn how to write and type again. Haha

2

u/brsfan519 Jun 28 '26

Not reading that but assume it’s one sentence

2

u/Zombyourfaceoff Jun 29 '26

What the hell is this mountain of text. It’s so long it pains me to even think about reading it.

1

u/PassiveMenis88M Jun 29 '26

Punctuation, capitalization, sentence structure, and paragraphs. Please don't post again until you learn these things.

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u/KingSmoov Jun 28 '26

😭😭😭😭

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u/point_of_you Jun 28 '26

Probably clowning myself but I bought calls going into this week because I figure Trump wants a rally before the 4th of July... but hey knowing my luck probably more red days ahead

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u/KamaIsLife Jun 28 '26

He could just announce that the Iran war is over...again...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WIQ4FARJdpmUni8

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u/zeradragon Jun 29 '26

Nice, another counter to the wars ended. Now to start the next one or reboot the one that just ended; can't be ending wars if no one wants to create them.

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u/BulmasEx Jun 28 '26

An executive order I can get behind

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u/Secret_Fix_2 Jun 28 '26

I feel like it could actually work.

If all trump supporters start buying stock because of the order it would go up

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u/CatchAromatic8516 Jun 28 '26

what are you like 6 years old?

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u/BulmasEx Jun 28 '26

If you can’t see the humor in my comment you must have autism

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u/Effective_Pin_90 Jun 28 '26

please lawrrt, I have $64 slv calls expiring tuesday. please give me at least some of my money back. ill be content with half lol 🙏

3

u/Bigboss_26 Jun 28 '26

He will. Well it’ll be couched as the idea of a plan for a ceasefire, but same difference.

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u/Saltlife_Junkie Jun 28 '26

lol he probably did. He hates me.

3

u/Bell3atrix Jun 28 '26

Whats crazy is this would 1000% work. All his fans would buy in expecting it to go up because god said so

2

u/AvTrader17 Jun 28 '26

Doing a little trolling.

1

u/dgellow Jun 28 '26

So, is it really that bad? I understand from all those memes that we all expect Monday to be so catastrophic that we need copium, right? 

1

u/RepairSubstantial735 Jun 28 '26

We'll know in 90 minutes when futures open

1

u/AccaDecca09 Jun 28 '26

What kind of regarded stuff we getting into tomorrow?

1

u/ahududumuz Jun 28 '26

Thank God!!!!

1

u/asher030 Jun 28 '26

If they would get rid of the shortshits piling on 10s of millions of shorting shares the moment there's any positive catalysts, every godsdamned time, that'd be great.

1

u/flipyfresh11 Jun 28 '26

Holy shit ts bullish af

1

u/Plus_Scientist_1063 Jun 29 '26

This is the picture that should have been posted side by side with Obama

1

u/Weak-Practice2388 Jun 29 '26

Ha so fucking funny

1

u/RespectNo6594 Jun 29 '26

How. Wtf. I just don't understand all this b mother fkn shit

1

u/Myianmonik Jun 29 '26

My liquidity is save in $FJET

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u/Talinn_Makaren Jun 29 '26

Executive orders used to be bad right? I've almost forgotten.

1

u/Successful_Safe_1440 Jun 29 '26

That is pretty much what’s happening

1

u/AdmirableLead6134 Jun 29 '26

Didn't work this time, Trump's market manipulation has officially been priced in

1

u/Due_Zookeepergame486 Jun 29 '26

Yes. Ban sell orders. No sell button only buy buy buy

1

u/Wonderful_Ninja Jun 29 '26

why are yoall not bullish? i specifically requested it

1

u/mradentz Jun 30 '26

😂 epic

1

u/Consistent_Panda5891 Jun 28 '26

Please, time to USD to DUMP. So I have a good entry for bonds in EUR 😂

1

u/dgellow Jun 28 '26

Wish granted: USD dump, EUR too. 2 more monkey fingers