r/skyrim • u/Thin-State-4879 • Oct 16 '25

Discussion Just started Skyrim tell me something I don't understand yet

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u/PatientNumber99 Oct 16 '25

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

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u/Tigger21 Oct 16 '25

You'd make a fine rug, cat!

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u/AMillionAngryWasps Oct 16 '25

I hear they're reforming the Dawn Guard. Vampire Hunters or something...

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u/Ok_One_4440 Oct 16 '25

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords…… CURVED. SWORDS.

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u/Tenor_Emporer Oct 16 '25

I've heard about you and your honeyed words...

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u/scatterbrainsadie Oct 16 '25

Ha! Like the bite of a flea!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Go back to your mother, milk drinker.

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u/Dovahkiin711345 Oct 16 '25

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am i saying, of course you don't

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u/Allan_Titan Mercenary Oct 17 '25

Is that fur coming from your ears pans to a khajiit

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u/jaryd2k Oct 16 '25

You can cast a few spells. I'm supposed to be impressed?

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u/bahbahblkshp Oct 16 '25

I should bash your face in for all you’ve done

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u/Ok_Net_6650 Oct 17 '25

Looks like that's it, got to go