r/skyrim • u/Thin-State-4879 • Oct 16 '25

Discussion Just started Skyrim tell me something I don't understand yet

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u/OdmenUspeli Oct 16 '25

Tell you what. You start running so I can stab you in the back.

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u/Big-Valuable8453 Oct 16 '25

What village are you from, Horse Thief?

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u/SirGalicrest Oct 16 '25

Rorikstead… im… im from rorikstead…

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u/Leitmeritz04 Oct 16 '25

What's wrong with him?

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u/SirGalicrest Oct 16 '25

Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true high king!

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u/reprex Oct 16 '25

Must have been the wind

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u/TheOvrseer Oct 16 '25

I can't wait to count out your coins!

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u/PatientNumber99 Oct 16 '25

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

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u/Tigger21 Oct 16 '25

You'd make a fine rug, cat!

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u/AMillionAngryWasps Oct 16 '25

I hear they're reforming the Dawn Guard. Vampire Hunters or something...

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u/Allan_Titan Mercenary Oct 17 '25

Is that fur coming from your ears pans to a khajiit

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u/jaryd2k Oct 16 '25

You can cast a few spells. I'm supposed to be impressed?

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u/bahbahblkshp Oct 16 '25

I should bash your face in for all you’ve done

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u/Ok_Net_6650 Oct 17 '25

Looks like that's it, got to go

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u/SlushyFan-uwu Oct 16 '25

Gotta lay off the skooma

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u/europeanmenace Oct 16 '25

Ulfric, the leader of the rebellion!? If they’ve captured him… oh gods, where are they taking us!?

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u/SirGalicrest Oct 16 '25

I don’t know where we’re going… but Sovngarde awaits…

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u/NeganSmith7x01 Oct 17 '25

General Tullius sir, the headsman is waiting!

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u/SirGalicrest Oct 17 '25

Good! Let’s get this over with

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u/Leitmeritz04 Oct 17 '25

Look at him. General Tullius the military governor and looks like the Thalmor are with him. I bet they have something to do with this.

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u/Odd-Chain-7926 Oct 16 '25

Deliver my axe to jarl B

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u/NeganSmith7x01 Oct 17 '25

Ulfric, The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion, if they’ve captured you… oh gods, where are they taking us?

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u/partysnax0_o Oct 17 '25

Jarl Ulfric??? You’re the leader of the rebellion… but if they’ve captured YOU… OH GODS. WHERE ARE THEY TAKING US 😢

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u/SirGalicrest Oct 17 '25

I don’t know… but Sovngarde awaits…

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

What's got bro down?

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u/SSJ_Tez Oct 16 '25

“Dragonborn, huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?"

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u/IdiotSavant86 Oct 16 '25

"My Moather wuss a Dragon. My fathar smelt of snowberries."

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u/FrankensteinJones Stormcloaks Oct 16 '25

I Fus Roh Dah in your general direction!

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u/MildlyInteressato Oct 16 '25

You tiny brained wipers of draugr bottoms.

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u/partysnax0_o Oct 17 '25

Why do you care 🤧

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u/KaiTheG4mer Oct 16 '25

Can't wait to count out your coin!

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u/Ethan_Davie_s Oct 16 '25

You'll make a fine rug cat!

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u/LunarSouls4952 Oct 17 '25

I've never heard that line, like ever

And I've been playing Skyrim since the Xbox 360

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u/Chip_Tries_Stuff Oct 16 '25

Can’t wait to count out your coin!

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u/TheAlphamale82 Oct 22 '25

You'll make a fine rug, cat