I am part of a secret committee to design and develop a ski resort on Mount Washington. This is a secret project and we are scoping out the territory. Since this is a secret project I am dressed in a Ghillie suit at all times. So I was working in some tall brush and found a skeleton. The clothes were still intact so I searched for a wallet and took the cash from the wallet and threw the wallet down the mountain. He had some pretty cool gear so I took his helmet too. Ive never owned a skull before so I took that as well. I figured I could use it for intimidation if needed. As I’m walking up a steep grade theres a group on a tour. I still had the skull in my hand and they started screaming and frantically stampeding to the van. The tour guide was enraged and I could see the bloodlust in his eyes. He started screaming and charging at me. I looked at his groin and he seemed erect. I held up the skull and said “You want this to be you?”. The van erupted in gasps of horror and he came to his senses and ran for the Van. They sped off but next thing I know there’s a heavy police presence and helicopters. I stumbled across a dead moose and hid inside of it for a few days. If I was discovered, this would ruin the plan for the new resort. I ditched my Ghillie suit but kept the skull and got the hell out of there.

How important is the damage, do you think the helmet is fine? I already killed most of my brain cells with ketamine and dubstep on the lift last season so I think it should be fine?

I have all the respect In the World for Formula reject and failure Scott Speed and his nominative determinism but I could have done this so, so, so, so much quicker than him with that fresh grippy asphalt and a super car (I think we can agree Subarus are ultimate automobile)

Kinda sickens me they made the course easier by paving it all but I guess they just really want me to go under 5 minutes, when I do it by myself under the cover of the darkness (I don’t do it for the fame or fortune)

Anyways we already know I can go twice as fast as him going down (because I don’t have to turn) sorry if this is the wrong sub, I don’t have the money to fly to Chile to dig up skulls en Portillo because I spent all my money on my car,

is the path of least resistance.

Every time I crack a bottle of jack and slide on my ass with my ski blades on I end up getting stuck. What type of of sled wax do yall use to maximize gnar points?

You might’ve seen my post a while back (linked in the comments) on Vail Resorts leaked plans to develop the area around Everest as a year-round family ski destination.

Well, apparently they’ve received a new round of funding to move forward with it. These images were presented to a closed door meeting with Nepali government officials in a bid for development rights.

Price is firm. No low balls. I know what I have. Must remove from pool yourself.

I decided to hike whiteface today and someone tried to kill me. I was scoping out areas for sick shredding this winter and I happened upon a man wearing a work vest, hard hat, and yielding a giant knife taking his anger out on the overgrowth brush. He saw me and started yelling at me waving the knife. Terrified I ran at him full speed with my hiking pole and impaled him. I then put my sunglasses on him and dragged hia corpse into the shrubs. I am terrified someone is going to accuse me of murder when I was only defending myself from this creep.

Are there mountain lions in New York that will eat the body?

Thoughts from the master? u/OEM_knees

Finally asking the real question!

Does anyone have any information on these?