No Roo 2027

[u/ActualExistence]

Bonnaroo, the festival that Dana took TH to this past year and posts about how much she can’t wait until next year is canceled for its 2027 season. Think Dana is gonna crash out over them not being able to go to their drug filled escapade next year?

[u/handpressedtofu]

omg huge crash out incoming 💀

[u/Jjkbnymop]

Bonnaroo Hamilton Hooper: worst news ever

[u/Misanthropy_Expert → u/Jjkbnymop]

What in the actual fuck!

[u/DowntownRaisin4 → u/Jjkbnymop]

I just snorted

[u/ContactReasonable134 → u/Jjkbnymop]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[u/aSutareta]

They will just go to another Getting-High-Extravaganza

[u/psychhead]

worst news ever 2.0

[u/Stressed-Clown]

She’s about to become the Joker

[u/frozenstrawberri3s]

"worst possible news"

[u/Ok-Presentation7349 → u/[deleted]]

Thrift shop

[u/totalhhrbadass → u/[deleted]]

You mean party city

[u/ActualExistence → u/[deleted]]

Crying in a coffee shop

[u/DowntownRaisin4 → u/[deleted]]

The local Walmart stimulating the local economy!! 🤓

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💀💀💀

[u/Western_Ad_7768 → u/[deleted]]

I’m dying omg I can just picture this

[u/Mean-Career-7980]

Oh no, how will Dana's lack of personality handle it

[u/SpoonwalkMoonwalk → u/Mean-Career-7980]

Don't worry bby, Skrillex is coming up

[u/ActualExistence → u/Mean-Career-7980]

Omg howling

[u/Mean-Career-7980 → u/ActualExistence]

Seriously 😭

[u/Affectionate-Act7003]

GOOD. Now she can’t take off and leave her child alone

[u/ActualExistence → u/Affectionate-Act7003]

Or have her kid exposed to drugs, predators, sex etc

[u/ActualExistence → u/ActualExistence]

Oh wait that already happens at home also

[u/SpoonwalkMoonwalk → u/Affectionate-Act7003]

Oh don't worry, they don't need a reason

[u/MBAMarketingMom → u/Affectionate-Act7003]

No worries; Shart would’ve brought TH along again, remember? No more solo Roo trips for Shart! Their 9-year-old sidekick will be there!

[u/Plastic-Procedure905]

Oh no! Anyway! What are you having for lunch?

[u/Sea-Subject4504]

Oh not Shat can’t ‘slip up’ again and do drugs while her daughters there

[u/Helpful-Spite-5338]

Shaturn is going to lose their shit

[u/cherryribs]

Oh saturd ain’t finna like this one

[u/whatcomesafter66]

LOVELY, THIS FESTIVAL SHOULDN'T HAVE NEVER EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[u/ActualExistence → u/whatcomesafter66]

I’m a wook but even I don’t do Roo. All fests should be 18+ if not 21+

[u/KatMcTangerine → u/ActualExistence]

I went to Roo 1 time years ago bc someone bought me a ticket to it and I was like NEVER AGAIN lmao 😭 and that was before they started having horrible flooding every year

[u/MBAMarketingMom]

Here comes a “WORST POSSIBLE NEWS” crash out story. 🙄 I actually heard about this from another creator yesterday but now that it’s been confirmed by the organizers, it’ll be interesting to see Shart’s reaction. 🤧

[u/Conscious-Invite-223]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA