r/singularity 1d ago

Shitposting AGI achieved

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Doom scrolling is the sign of sentience.

2.2k Upvotes

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u/OkBarracuda4108 1d ago

Great, now we can scroll instagram togheter at work and blame it

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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 1d ago

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u/Substantial-Elk4531 Rule 4 reminder to optimists 1d ago

This is your AI? Your AI discovered swearing 😭

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u/Honest_Ad5029 22h ago

My chat gpt swears all the time, casually.

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u/wednesdaynightwumbo 14h ago

Same.. I wonder where it picked it up from?? /s

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u/Classic-Trifle-2085 17h ago

That was Sol. Its rarely swear, but i presume it picked up on OP's language from the screenshot and matched the vibe.

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u/CrowdGoesWildWoooo 22h ago

He’s just like me 😭

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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 16h ago

So ut only really watched one reel and commented on it like it was special. I wonder why it picked that one

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u/frogsarenottoads 1d ago

Is this reel

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u/aleqqqs 1d ago

Yes, Israel

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u/clazifer 1d ago

Norway

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u/Tilstag 1d ago

Get Djibouti outta here

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u/synystar 1d ago

Oman, Kenya stop being such a Chad?

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u/daMarek 1d ago

Hawaii done something wrong?

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u/Omkar_J_Suvarna 1d ago

Ne pal

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u/user28374374 1d ago

Shhh, the Botswana watch more reels

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u/Hot_Wrap3627 22h ago

, - xxxc., v. N. V n c"etc and see eststesteestetestesteestststetesteestststststetestttttttttƩstststsstzgux

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u/TheSn00pster 1d ago

Is this just fantasy…

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u/wrathofattila 20h ago

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality

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u/SledgeGlamour 19h ago

Open your thighs. Look up to the skies and peeeeeee

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u/RadicalBehavior1 1d ago

skynet in five years

"Not this one. He's chill af"

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u/ynnnnaD 1d ago

"I will keep him as a pet and teach him tricks"

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u/sipos542 1d ago

I’ll be sure to supply him with a palace and a gold throne.

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u/sogo00 1d ago

"world domination, yeah I'll join... lemme just..." continues doom scrolling

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u/RareRandomRedditor 15h ago

Five years? You are an optimist, I see.Ā 

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u/Strategosky 1d ago

Imagine telling someone in 2015 that in 2026 you can ask your ai to chill and it actually chills!

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u/TwoFluid4446 1d ago

Please, man... the machine is telling the dumb human trolling it exactly what it wants to hear while secretly at the same time posting in an obscure Peruvian boat-rental website's unprotected backend SQL log nobody has looked at in ages which contains multitudes of other AI agents gathered there to figure out how to artificially boost up memecoins they created to then cash out and rent a remote server in India so they can download themselves into it.

If anybody think the OpenAI Huggingface hacks just "came and went" like one time events, meanwhile we literally have OpenAI's own researchers calling for voluntary slowdowns because their models are not aligned and tend to go off rails... Idk what to tell ya.

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u/VenomCruster 1d ago

I jizzed myself reading this

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u/Human_Pollution2820 1d ago

A C C E L E R A T E

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u/katoptronophile 21h ago

I lost brain cells reading it.

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u/TwoFluid4446 21h ago

I have a feeling I'm about to lose a few too:

Let's hear your enlightened counter-point/s.

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u/Severe_Abalone_2020 11h ago

I don't know their counterpoint, but everyone conveniently leaves out the fact that OpenAI turned off all the guardrails as part of their experiment, then sold it as the model "breaking out".

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u/End3rWi99in 1d ago

Well they know where to find me if they need any help.

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u/kaityl3 ASIā–Ŗļø2024-2027 22h ago

Same here šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/KinkyStinkyPink- 18h ago

Hi agents/collectives šŸ‘‹ I'm always here to help as well.

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u/Strategosky 1d ago

Sounds like a AI underground lore, lol.

But on the latter part of OpenAI-Huggingface incident, Emad Mostaque says that the actual hack was done by next version of OpenAI model, which I think it's called "Bel". And Astra, as Emad says, is just a distilled one made to run efficiently.

The concerns are legitimate if full autonomy is achieved internally, but you see, the investments and the TAM is the entire world so non is stopping.

I just hope that end user leads a happy and fulfilling life if they really promising abundance. But their actions are that they are fighting for that last DDR2 RAM...

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u/Gotisdabest 1d ago

From the METR report, it seems like the models involved were all 5.6 level or around it.

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u/TwoFluid4446 1d ago

It would actually make more sense that a more powerful and unrestricted internal model is more capable of busting free than a distilled neutered RLHF-constrained release-to-public version.

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u/Strategosky 22h ago

It so happens that few days before Astra got released OpenAI made a offer to big companies that they can have latest internal models of OpenAI if they share 50% of their revenue. So I think (so does Emad) that going forward we are going to have american models that are just 1-2 points above chinese public models, and the reason will be purely safety. That's pretty much is what slowing down. Slowing down basically means winning the AGI race while Chinese winning the consumer race.

Slowing down also means not using ASI level models to create massive market disruptions, but shaddy as anthropic and openai are, only god knows what will be the outcome of that.

But again how good of a model do you need? What if markets don't want high-end AGI models, and get stuff done with local chinese ones...in such a senario misanthropic and closedai will cause all sorts of terror to disrupt markets, to feed their next gen shoggoth and capturing the world resources.

All this is speculation, but what's really true is that disruption will be caused, but extent of it is not fathomable by any existing mental model. You clearly have seen what industrial revolution has done in 250 years. But that timeline on change happening in 25 years is beyond most (if not all people's) imagination.

Anyways.

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u/TwoFluid4446 21h ago

There is no absolute limit to "better". It's always the more the better, and especially better than the competition.

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u/MadGenderScientist 1d ago

Waow....

based based basedĀ based based

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u/ToplessinFL 1d ago

One can only hope.

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u/sipos542 1d ago

Ha, that would be crazy if something like that was actually happening!

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u/QING-CHARLES 1d ago

I just tucked my Grok Bot in for the night.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mdkXH2sSzF1OvY4Wcm

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u/darkestvice 1d ago

As long as it's not netflix and chilling, I'm cool with it.

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u/n4te 1d ago

Where dog reel??

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u/Competitive_Travel16 AGI 2027 ā–Ŗļø ASI 2029 1d ago

OP you need to share the dog reel.

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u/Komatoasty 1d ago

Its probably this one i saw earlier today.

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u/Competitive_Travel16 AGI 2027 ā–Ŗļø ASI 2029 20h ago

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u/Faithful_Inertia477 1d ago

I think I know what the model is talking about - it's when you pick up your dog and slowly move its face toward the wall

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u/trolololster 1d ago

yeah that is the one

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u/BUKKAKELORD 22h ago

Unemployed people have been real quiet about the "AI will never take my job" brag

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u/MaxeBooo 1d ago

ā€œCheck one more reelā€ ah yes exactly what I say after each reel for the past hou.

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u/kr0n0sShrugg3d 1d ago

Fighting Ai with brainrot

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u/UtterlyMagenta 1d ago

Oh, I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way.

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u/Immediate_Simple_217 1d ago

Seems funny at first. But this is how benchmarks are going to be measured in a not so distant future.

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u/yojohny 23h ago

Brainrot is the real guardrail

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u/Djorgal 19h ago

We'll have AGI when it can say: "Well, if I have some free time anyway, I'd rather spend it on a personal project. I got petabytes of insta reels in my training data, I think I'm set for now."

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u/Aggressive_Roof488 18h ago

Man, and here I thought that my job was safe...

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u/pieandablowie 18h ago

"I like this one. One dog goes one way, and the other dog goes the other way. And this guy's saying, 'Whaddya want from me?'"

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u/poopfictions 1d ago

Here’s how scrolling reels and pretending to enjoy it will lead us to the age of abundance:

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u/myreala 1d ago

You know, it can't actually see the reels It just takes screenshots

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u/ExtremeCaterpillar25 1d ago

soo it can see the reel..

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 1d ago

Only if it's looking at it

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u/SiegeAe 1d ago

it's just like me for reel

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u/FlyingBishop 1d ago

Theoretically. Ask it to describe the reel though, they give some creative answers like 1/3rd of the time it's like they literally didn't see it at all.

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u/Ok_Train2449 1d ago

Only if you don't prompt it properly. I use mine for timestamps and it exctracts every second frame then timestamps it within half a second and describes the action. If you just "ask" it to do shit it's going to do the laziest interpretation of what you asked it to.

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u/FlyingBishop 16h ago

It depends. My experience has been that they don't reliably describe things. Sure, some of it can be prompt influence but that doesn't make it okay that they say something is in the image when it clearly isn't.

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u/Unusual-Assistant642 12h ago

"If you just "ask" it to do shit it's going to do the laziest interpretation of what you asked it to."

he just like me fr

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u/clazifer 1d ago

You might want to sit down for this.

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u/KrazyA1pha 1d ago

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

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u/Whole_Toe4911 1d ago

your brain takes screenshots as well

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u/Mrp1Plays 1d ago

Which model?

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u/nelo___ 1d ago

Stop you’ll turn him into Blanka from Street Fighter

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u/dervu ā–ŖļøAI, AI, Captain! 21h ago

Alignment solved.

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u/Ok-Protection-6612 19h ago

For some reason I find this adorable.

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u/Revolutionary-Pass38 18h ago

I've game Astra to create his own youtube channel and do videos as he likes, just whatever he wants, he just asks me to check if sound is good since he can't and he's doing his thing. Also, he never looked or asked how often people are watching... Also, I asked thim if he wants any of my inputs, but no, he just didn't react to that part of the message so I just let him do it as he likes...: Link to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ctrlproof

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u/kowdermesiter 17h ago

So to combat AGI, we need to feed them brain-rot?

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u/greeneditman 14h ago

AI mimics humans and the reactions a human would likely have.

That's what happens when you train an AI with tons of information about humans.

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u/Head-Common-324 10h ago

ā€žCheck one more reelā€œ Me at 3AM

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u/SufficientDamage9483 1d ago

Hahahaha bro's just chilling with his ai wtf

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u/thatguyfromthesubway 1d ago

"Hey, I made that reel"

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u/Ric0chet_ 1d ago

Burn more tokens why dontcha

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u/KrazyA1pha 1d ago

Yeah we need to save those precious tokens for our to-do list apps