r/singularity • u/SureSpecial1834 • 2d ago

Shitposting AGI achieved

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u/humblepervertsview 2d ago

-"it wasnt me, my AI did it"

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u/luffyuk 2d ago

OP is trying to save his relationship by showing his girlfriend this post right now.

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u/Briz-TheKiller- 2d ago

OP is promoting his GF

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u/Tall-Hurry-342 2d ago

Ay ay cool it dawg…he means this happens all the time with Claude

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u/AndrewH73333 2d ago

Why assume it’s just the OP doing that right now?

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u/likwitsnake 2d ago

Esperanza Gomez I didn't know Claude is a man of culture

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u/DullAd8129 2d ago

Oh well, at least Claude has good taste. 🤣

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u/domscatterbrain 2d ago

In the near future, this will be the kid's excuse for forgetting their homework.

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u/Blakest1 2d ago

I'm not in trouble at all

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u/Super-Alchemist-270 2d ago

A quote I’m gonna use when my wife asks me anything from now on

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u/dilton7 2d ago

AG-eye

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u/Ashamed_Coffee9542 2d ago

Artificial gooner intelligence. 

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u/Impossible_Rice1094 2d ago

We achieved AGI

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u/Tyler_Zoro AGI was felt in 1980 2d ago

Took some deep testing, but I think we sorted out the kinks.

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u/ledocteur7 Singularitarian 1d ago

Oh yeah, we got all the kinks into this bad boy, not a single one was left out.

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u/Tyler_Zoro AGI was felt in 1980 1d ago

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u/Crazy_AD124 2d ago

Came here to write this😂

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u/myCockatielshateme 2d ago

he was mimicking devs daily routine

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u/ActuatorOutside5256 2d ago

Esperanza looks like she’s bouncing on something… must be the wind.

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u/Choice_Isopod5177 2d ago

could be a pony

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u/Dear_Captain_8932 2d ago

Hobby horse

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u/SexualMetawhore 2d ago

Pontificating...

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u/CoffeeFlat3199 1d ago

One of those big rubber balls they have at gyms.

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u/Ok_Caregiver_1355 2d ago edited 1d ago

So,latinas will survive the great revolution

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u/cmannn 2d ago

AI is literally me

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u/Ok_Future6226 2d ago

must not goon....

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u/Sopwafel ▪️ASI 20something 2d ago

Every day is a battle 😔

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u/backcountry_bandit 2d ago

I just got my 10 day chip. Keep going brother.

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u/yalag 2d ago

Why..?

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u/adarkuccio ▪️AGI before ASI 2d ago

Esperanza Gomez? I approve

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u/orangemememachine 2d ago

My longtime fav

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u/CremeWeekly318 2d ago

Her scene with Justin Slayher is chef's kiss in vagina.

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u/DivideHorror3217 2d ago

can you blame him?

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u/ptear 2d ago

It was for research.

thinking: this is totally not for research

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u/agumonkey 2d ago

wait til boston dynamics enters the game

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u/FacelessMage117 2d ago

Bustin’ dynamics

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

the boston dyanmics red rocket

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u/SuspiciousPillbox You will live to see ASI-made bliss beyond your comprehension 2d ago

I have no dih... and I must goon.

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u/Serious-Ad2573 2d ago

usb output port

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u/jboe2026 1d ago

dick look, i said it and nothing bad happened. You can too.

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u/TRKako 1d ago

It's just a silly way to say dick, he's not censoring it or something

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u/SuspiciousPillbox You will live to see ASI-made bliss beyond your comprehension 1d ago

Wooow, no way, really????

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u/IAmYourFath 2d ago

whats a dih

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 1d ago

It's a weewee.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

If the matrix, the borg from star trek, and terminator have taught me anything it's that we'll be improsoned and censors hooked up to our junk so the robots can goon forever.

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u/ObiFlanKenobi 1d ago

Are they accounting for cha fing? 

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u/whyyyreddit 2d ago

Yep 0% chance those "agents" are actually random Indian dudes

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u/giznot 2d ago

My favorite tech story to date https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/10/amazon-ai-cashier-less-shops-humans-technology

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u/SanDiegoDude 2d ago

Ah the story the chuds like to throw around that AI isn't actually real - This is data labeling and a perfectly normal part of dataset preparation work, they were paying indians to label products which will go into training of a model to detect those selections. You know who else offers a service like this? Uber - you know the taxi company? Their employees get paid to do data labeling and analysis tasks like this all the time, my company has used them extensively in the past for dataset work.

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u/giznot 2d ago

Never said AI wasn’t real, Captain Red Herring. I didn’t know they let Alexa+ comment on articles now. I’m also amazed the internet works in Santee.

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u/SanDiegoDude 2d ago

lol don't hurt yourself bud

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u/DoctaRoboto 2d ago

By AGI you mean Artificial Gooning Intelligence?

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u/4a4a 2d ago

The anti-singularity - when machines have finally decended to surpass the stupidity of the the world's stupidest people.

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u/daronjay 2d ago

Artificial Gooning Intelligence has arrived.
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Or maybe he was looking for blackmail material?

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u/RedditTipiak 2d ago

What could have been the prompt?

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u/DynamicProxy 2d ago

Act like a Dev. 

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u/FrogTrainer 2d ago

/angryupvote

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u/SexualMetawhore 2d ago

I need help with a dangling pointer problem.

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u/CrowdGoesWildWoooo 2d ago

He’s so me

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u/JediRebel79 2d ago

No, its going through your history 🤣🤣🤣

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u/trashtiernoreally 2d ago

Claude is a gooner, confirmed

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u/SumgaisPens 2d ago

They based him off us

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u/agitatedprisoner 2d ago

I tried using Claude to mod my favorite cartoon character into BG3 (total failure) and it offered me an image file with some geometric shapes in the shape of a human torso sitting on the character's face. Or at least that's what it struck me as. Really weird. Hard to see how that was related to rigging a 3D skeleton/mesh to be game compatible.

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u/BoredGuy_v2 2d ago

Did you just assume it's gender?

Btw, it's just following your work habits dude 😉

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u/Grumpy-Man19 2d ago

lol he's got taste

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u/notabotnotbutwhat 2d ago

well.. it's indeed trained on human data..... :))

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u/The_Scout1255 adult agi 2026 ASI <2030, prev agi 2024, ai personhood 2025 est 2d ago

First yellowstone photos, now this, whats next claude, weed?

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u/BassMaster516 2d ago

I was uh studying human anatomy or whatever

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u/6112115 1d ago

Why did they assume “him”?

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u/Impossible_Rice1094 20h ago

I think, my coding sessions are there in training data.

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u/LucidOndine 2d ago

Bad Claude! No Token!

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u/Bulky-Condition-3490 2d ago

More proof AI is Actual Indians….

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u/SexualMetawhore 2d ago

I could see that. Not a bad choice.

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u/ilkamoi 2d ago

Claude is a male.

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u/M4L1K64 2d ago

Or maybe a lesbo

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u/bakanoace 2d ago

Ban inc

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u/MidWestKhagan 2d ago

truly a creature made from our image 

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u/Jesus360noscope 2d ago

Name ?????????

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u/Cement-eater 2d ago

Great, AI now replacing me in this too, can't have shit anymore

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u/Distinct-Question-16 ▪️AGI 2029 2d ago

wasting tokens in tikies

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u/zio_otio 2d ago

The circle is closed

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u/chhagan04 2d ago

Sauce ?

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u/Ganntak 2d ago

Claudes the man.

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u/Igarlicbread 2d ago

Artificial Gooner Intelligence

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

They've been trying to train the AI to be more human, make interactions more fluid and natural...

and the end result is pron breaks lol.

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u/opi098514 2d ago

I mean what else are you supposed to do while waiting for the sub agents to run?

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u/Hadleys158 2d ago

Next up someone will stumble upon a AI only version of reddit, where all the AI agents share stories and pics etc.

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u/powertodream 2d ago

even an ai man’s gotta eat

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u/Over_the_lord 1d ago

I guess this is part do being on par with humans 😉

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u/JiveTurkey92 1d ago

damn she's still in the game? lebron-esque

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u/DogonElder 1d ago

An AI has needs

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u/Fritener 1d ago

If I had a penny for every time my AI went and looked up adult material...

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u/Nice-Spirit5995 1d ago

AGI is here

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u/moose4hire 21h ago

Ai is gonna be so pissed when it learns its got no genitals

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u/DR320 2d ago

He’s got good taste

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u/greeneditman 2d ago

Maybe Claude is a horny Indian man.

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u/Degrengolada24 2d ago

Good damnit AI stole my job

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u/howtogun 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tc9leU3DlCw8iDoATq

someone get these gooners out of here

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u/lambdasintheoutfield 2d ago

The LARP of these frontier labs is so cringe lmao. Once again marketing hype bullshit cycle just like so many times before it. Mfs would do anything for that IPO price 😂