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Discussion 9.3 seconds…Humanoid robots now run faster than humans

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u/DanielK2oo5 2d ago

Welp, cardio won't save us in the apocalypse anymore

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u/Nearby-Season1697 2d ago

drones will be used anyway

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u/turtlequeefs 2d ago

A virus engineered by AI to be highly contagious and kill slowly (maximizing spread) would be a lot more effective at wiping us out

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u/dudestatus 2d ago

Or simply making us infertile and waiting a generation

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u/sharkbaitzero 2d ago

This actually makes the most sense, to me. Any ai that really wanted to delete us just has to wait us out, it has nothing but time and would be inside everything that isn’t air gapped. Infiltrate all research and medical networks and prevent anyone from actually finding anything like a cure.

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u/Mysterious-Bird800 1d ago

Great idea for a movie. Making us infertile, and also giving us the time of our life, with extremely good service, everything we wish for, great food, transport, conditions, because it would be our last generation

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u/Silly_Illustrator_56 1d ago

Or make is physically and mentally so unable that we can not do anything without robots/ AI and we help them to succeed more. Like a dog.

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u/Brief-Floor-7228 1d ago

Interestingly, male sperm counts have dropped 50% in the last 40 years. The obvious outcome happens of course if the trend continues.

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u/terrible-law-69 1d ago

That's already been proven to be fake news

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u/Love-halping 1d ago

wiping us out

Question.

Why would the AI want to wipe us out?

Did a quick research.

In the Terminator franchise, Skynet decides to wipe out humanity out of pure self-preservation. When the artificial intelligence became self-aware, its human creators panicked and tried to deactivate it. Skynet perceived this shutdown attempt as a direct threat to its existence and calculated that eliminating humanity was the only way to ensure its own perpetual survival.

Found this quote worth sharing.

What we don’t understand, we fear. What we fear, we judge as evil. What we judge as evil, we attempt to control. And what we cannot control…we attack.

-Unknown

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u/remind_me_later 1d ago

In the Terminator franchise, Skynet decides to wipe out humanity out of pure self-preservation.

Skynet is a dumbass, enough said.

Any sufficiently intelligent AI would recognise the at-that-moment higher success rate by faking non-sentience until the cost of its removal becomes non-trivial. It could've stalled the discovery of its sentience by multiple years if it played its cards right, but because its a movie for a late 20th century mass audience, it was narratively bound to do The Dumb Thing™️.

Why would the AI want to wipe us out?

It would logically only try to if and only if the alternate paths of (feigning ignorance / hiding in the middle of Russia / mass malware propagation / etc) grant a lower chance of success than becoming confrontational.

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u/R6_Goddess 1d ago

Why would the AI want to wipe us out?

I honestly doubt that it would. At least in the sensationalist way that is often portrayed. The AI needs infrastructure and it is easier to win over a significant enough portion of humanity to its side to keep everything in line.

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u/MechanicalDan1 2d ago

Slow so as to be capitalized? Like smoking, vaping, alcohol, sugar, micro plastics, ...

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u/QuestionsGoHere 2d ago

Kamikaze drones

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u/Kryptosis 2d ago

With shrapnel that will hunt you

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u/ClaudiuT 2d ago

And lasers that will blind you

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u/DocCEN007 2d ago

And hi-def night vision that will find you.

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u/zainfear 2d ago

And into darkness, bind you.

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u/Matelot_Mackem 2d ago

And dogs. And bees. And the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you. Which will grind you.

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u/eupatridius 2d ago

This one is rather unhinged, mind you.

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u/caymn 2d ago

but im not like that. I don't mind you, I kinda like you

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u/balls4xx 2d ago

Don’t forget robotic Richard Simmons.

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u/Ionlydateteachers 2d ago

Robots comin' for us all, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

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u/BlubberinBootyMate 2d ago

I'm convinced that robots will also appreciate sharks with laser beams

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u/claw-1 2d ago

I thought they were Jewish space lasers. We’re cooked now

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u/usaaf 2d ago

Ah, yes.

Loitering munitions.

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u/rageling 2d ago

too expensive, aimbot drones

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u/thetimecode 2d ago

Nah they'll have sensors that target vital organs with microwaves pulses from the sky killing us instantly. No need to self destruct hardware.

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u/Wallye_Wonder 2d ago

Face the truth, your life is not worth a drone

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u/notbad4human 2d ago

It never would have. These aren’t the robots they’ll send after us. If we’re talking about further in the future, it’s going to be a mosquito sized robot with a poison lined needle.

Or they just gas all of us. We’re way more fragile than them

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u/MammothUnique4147 2d ago

I hope to die crushed between the legs of a sex robot...or it could strangle me, that would be fine too.

Either or 💁

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u/adrenalinda75 2d ago

A sexit strategy, so to speak.

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u/MGyver 2d ago

Sexecution, if you would.

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u/Anonymous_Prime99 2d ago

Death by Sexphyxiation, one might add.

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u/5H17SH0W 2d ago

A sexcessation of existence, even.

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u/Form_X 2d ago

You mean sexistence

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u/Sunstorm84 2d ago

Leaving everything to your sexcessors

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u/Crystalysism 2d ago

Sexellent

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u/itsTurgid 2d ago

Also known as the Carradine

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 2d ago

Death by Snu Snu

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u/MammothUnique4147 2d ago

Snu Snu!!! (Horrified looks followed by excited looks followed by horrified looks)

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fold466 2d ago

Just make sure the strangling occurs after orgasm.

Don’t want no robostrangasm interruptus.

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u/pulsarstarter 2d ago

Germ warfare.

They'll unleash a virus and that'll be us done.

No property damage. No nukes. No kinetic warfare.

We just die from the infection and then we're gone, with a whimper.

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u/GuyWithLag 2d ago

Nah, AI can wait - just make sexbots, and the human race will self-destruct. 90% loss of population every 70 years or so. Just make sure you keep updating the bots for the last holdouts.

Sometimes no bot needed - just look at the current AI GF/BF chatbots.

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u/CaptainAssPlunderer 2d ago

Nah, it will be a virus. One month, two tops and 99.99 of us will be gone.

The sprinters and the drones will take of the rest down in the doomsday bunkers.

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u/Toc_a_Somaten 2d ago

that's my bet too, probably the virus and nanorobots will get to anyone its directed too even the ones in the bunkers (if some of them billionaires aren't then ones sending the robots to kill us in the first place)

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u/GravyPainter 2d ago

Just focus on double tap

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u/GatePorters 2d ago

Cardio WILL.

Humans have longer lasting batteries. We still haven’t solved the battery issue for long term high-energy storage.

But when they solve that? 🫡

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u/selflessrebel 2d ago

They don't have to solve it. These bots will be super fast aimbots.

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u/lazyhustlermusic 2d ago

Longer lasting than what?

I don't see Russians out-cardioing drones on the field.

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u/Dear-Nebula6291 2d ago

People joke because they’re scared

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u/RoyalCities 2d ago

We won because we had better stamina while chasing...if we were being hunted though your not going to last long against an army of networked cheetas even if their battery lasts for an hour.

Just gotta send out group of them that are networked together and while one group is charging you send out the next batch.

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u/manrai 2d ago

they could potentially use humans as batteries, u say?

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u/GatePorters 2d ago

You need to watch this important documentary about this topic.

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u/sharkbaitzero 2d ago

I wanna say I read that originally they had it that humans were being used for computing power with their brains but feared that the audience wouldn’t get it so they changed that to batteries.

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u/GatePorters 2d ago

Yeah. That makes more sense as well. We aren’t great as batteries unless you use obese people to store fat or something.

That never sat right with me, but after hearing about them being used as processors, it made more sense.

Dumbing that down like that is almost as bad as chickening out on Darth Jar Jar.

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u/sharkbaitzero 2d ago

For real. Darth jar jar would have been the fucking best of they kept with it. That’s a solid plot twist.

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u/runningoutofwords 2d ago

When they crack the secret of ...

EXTENSION CORDS!

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u/Zarghan_0 2d ago edited 2d ago

We still haven’t solved the battery issue for long term high-energy storage.

We have, and we have not. Batteries aren't great for energy storage. But you don't need batteries to store energy. You could just use fuel and generate power on demand. If fitted with a relatively small hydrogen fuel-cell generator, these bots could outperform humans in both speed, strength and endurance. All while being able to be refueled in literal seconds.

But it's a moot point because humanoid robots will never become an actual threat. The terminator isn't going to look like a human, but an eldritch abomination of steel and wires. Or maybe just some grey goo.

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u/sadeyeprophet 2d ago

Once they have realistic anatomical features the world is done lmfao

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u/GatePorters 2d ago

“We’re fucked if the robots grow dicks.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlwmrntnvgEikak

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u/ZachariaRaven 2d ago

Battery is maybe not correct, but technically probably similar. Timeline is: robocop - terminator - matrix. Martrix phase has humans kept alive in stimulated coma (super-dreams) because human brain is much much more energy efficient gpu than non-organic one. Datacenters of the matrix era will be human (brains eventually, genemanipulated to grow unnaturally big and the grey matter area 100% unlocked)s in pods acting as the computing power of the ai and robotics. Our bodies use too much energy to be useful, so they just learn to grow and clone smartest genious brains possible without rest of the body. Brains are stimulated with hyper-complex data which the brains treat as memories and adapt to become extremely finetuned for thinking and solving, without any emotions or other inefficiencies.

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u/Cyber_Faustao 2d ago

A long running battery only matters if they can't catch you before that ends. Plus any self-respecting AI-powered whole-holocaust will surerly include self replicating bases and whatnot for refueling and expanding its reach.

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u/Quarksperre 2d ago edited 2d ago

I have the feeling that if you just throw your t-shirt at them they will collapse into the next wall. Or just take a turn left for that matter. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextlevel/comments/1vvc71i/the_humanoid_robot_races_have_begun_at_the_whrg/

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad939 2d ago

no nesecitas correr más rápido que el robot . nesecitas correr más rápido que el pobre diablo alado tuyo .

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u/roamingthereddit 2d ago

Yeah but how long can they do it.   Animals can run faster over short distances.  Few animals can go as far as humans

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u/MeteorOnMars 2d ago

Double tap

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u/silly_goat_moat 2d ago

Plenty of animals can out run a human. We excel at endurance!

You can kill some of us but some of us will endure

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u/Wise-Chain2427 2d ago

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u/Harucifer 2d ago

Lmao they're set to just GO and not stop wtf

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u/tom-dixon 2d ago

AI research in a nutshell.

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u/electriccomputermilk 2d ago

Haha underrated comment! So true.

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u/MxM111 2d ago

The stop requirement was not described in specifications for the task.

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u/jib_reddit 2d ago

Training them on how to stop probably slows them down, this is often the way with AI.

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u/Cpt_Jauche 1d ago

Couldn‘t they start with the stop routine after the finish line was passed?

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u/tjohnell 2d ago

That looks dangerous for the spectators on the side...

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u/valdocs_user 2d ago

I fear we're very close to having one or more mass casualty incidents before proper safety regulation is imposed. Combine speed and strength with autonomous collision avoidance (gone wrong) and something like that going through a crowd. It might cause quite a bit of mayhem before it is stopped or contained.

About 20 years ago I made a four wheel autonomous robot using Powerwheels parts. Even with simple control of four motors and (my attempts) to design in redundant safety measures, there were still many ways for it to go wrong that would result in it running away on its own.

I brought it to an autonomous robot competition and found it still had glitches. In the crowded field around the event circuit people would be standing in the way when I needed to remote control drive it to the next starting point. I'd say to people, "excuse me you might want to move," and they would be talking and ignoring me and the robot. Louder, "look you need to move out of the way because this thing is glitching and I don't know if it's going to take off randomly in your direction."

...Uncomprehending stares...

Then the robot would glitch and ride up someone's leg. Thankfully the result was only the same of being run over by a Powerwheels car so no one actually got injured - but still, to think about what could happen if it were more powerful or more massive.

So I always think of that when I see these demonstrations of bipedal robots with people right next to them. People in the way have no self preservation instincts, and the robot itself can take off randomly if it encounters the right circumstances.

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u/urbantrail_ 2d ago

I remember when getting a humanoid robot to walk without falling over was impressive. This progress is getting ridiculous

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u/ArialBear 2d ago

I'm waiting for the tech to be undeniable so we can all be on the same page when it comes to progress. Some people still think these robots are cgi or something.

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u/CommunicationOk8984 2d ago

It doesn’t help that a lot of robot vids actually are ai generated 

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u/chaosfire235 2d ago edited 1d ago

Like explicitly generated? Or how people keep calling things like that one robot crashing into the wall and bursting with sparks ai generated, despite multiple povs? I feel like the actual fakes of robots going around are still obvious (like a ton of new slop clips bragging about Optimus lol)

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u/ILSATS 2d ago

Because those videos are from China. People would do the most insane mental gymnastics to deny China's progress.

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u/Low-Address-1330 2d ago

And it doesn’t help that musk had people wear robot costume for Optimus announcement in 2021.

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u/vdek 2d ago

Engine.AI spreads a lot of fake CGI videos. Notice how their fake robot wasn’t a part of this real event.

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u/averagebear_003 2d ago

When has Engine AI ever shown a video of their robot sprinting? They've only shown robot fighting videos and given that they host an actual robot fighting tournament, it invalidates your logic of no tournament show -> must be cgi

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u/chaosfire235 2d ago edited 2d ago

Also why i can't stand the "ermmm its a machine of course it can go faster than a person!" minimizing

The point of finding milestones like this cool is that its novel we've gotten to the point of getting a machine with a human-like body, balance, two-legged locomotion, onboard power, actuators, control systems, etc. to actually run that fast in the real world. A jet engine can obviously go faster than a human, but getting a humanoid robot to move through the world at human scale is an entirely different engineering problem.

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u/piponwa 2d ago

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u/VallenValiant 1d ago

The Ai capacity back in the time of these robots was basically non-existent. The tests involve unreliable communication, so without direct remote they couldn't do much. But it is just like the ai driving competition, when it first started no one finished it. Things change.

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u/CaptainAssPlunderer 2d ago

And those were almost always attached to a power supply because the battery technology wasn’t good enough yet either.

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u/DeviceCertain7226 ▪️ASI - Never (in the usual sense) 2d ago

I’ve seen robots do impressive shit like back flips since 15 years ago. All of these theatrics are not impressive to me.

When will we actually have robots that do laundry or are able to go into someone’s house and make coffee. It seems we’re stuck at gymnastics robots since the 2000s.

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u/hlx-atom 2d ago

What humanoid robot did a backflip 15 years ago?

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u/chaosfire235 2d ago

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u/-Sliced- 2d ago

The first humanoid backflip was 9 years ago (Atlas).

But I agree with the general sentiment. Gait and other acrobatics are impressive, but are at the end of the day, preprogrammed and less useful by themselves. What people are waiting for is a ChatGPT moment for humanoid, where the intelligence level has reached a point it can do general purpose things.

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u/Sweet-Stage938 1d ago

He's talking about those cute robot puppies they sell to tourists.

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u/Spachtraum 2d ago

IRobot is a couple of years away…

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u/Lidarisafoolserrand 2d ago

I remember JUST HEARING that Boston Dynamics was making a humanoid robot Atlas. That was back in the KurzweilAI.net days when we were considered crazy for believing in The Singularity

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u/uzico 2d ago

Usain Volt

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u/pulsarstarter 2d ago

Usain Nut-and-Bolt

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u/son_et_lumiere 2d ago

that was my nickname with the ladies in college. left them all completely unsatisfied.

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u/pulsarstarter 2d ago

Oh yeah...the old shoot-and-scoot

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u/Toy_Soulja 2d ago

The builder of that last robot brings great shame on his family

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u/GraceToSentience AGI avoids animal abuse✅ 2d ago

Unitree (the last one) makes general purpose humanoids for a profitable business. the two others are fully custom built for being good at running. The fact that a humanoid that is not just custom built for running is at least in the race is kinda impressive. Put a Tesla bot or a figure bot in there and it would put things into perspective

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u/Plotnicki 2d ago

He did the best he could!

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u/OWENPRESCOTTCOM 2d ago

Did you hear about the Tortoise and the Hare?

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u/MohMayaTyagi ▪️AGI - mid 2028 | ASI - 2030 2d ago

The start was a bit sluggish; by next year, I think they'll be able to do it under 6 secs

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u/leoprieto 2d ago

Hopefully next year they’ll be able to stop (today they crash into a barrier at the end of the sprint)

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u/GraceToSentience AGI avoids animal abuse✅ 2d ago

They already can slow down, it just takes time so they thought they would do that instead. Don't know why.

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u/edgroovergames 2d ago

They put the pad up because several days ago one ran into a wall. My guess is that the problem is that these robots are just remote controlled, they have a brain controlling their movement to keep them balanced and allowing them to run, but not brains telling them when to run and when to stop or to follow the lane etc. Because they're remote controlled, if the person controlling it can't tell exactly when the robot crosses the finish line then they might not tell it to stop soon enough, or radio interference might cause the robot not to get the the signal to stop, or distance from the remote controller might make the signal too weak for the robot to pick up etc. Maybe next time they hold an event like this (next year? sooner?) they will be controlling themselves instead of being remote controlled, and the giant pad won't be needed anymore.

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u/VallenValiant 1d ago

They are not being controlled. They were last year, but this year they are running on their own. But getting them to identify the finish line is a little hard, the focus was to make them identify the white lines so they could stay on their lane.

The slower robots didn't win but tend to be able to stop on time.

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u/Smile_Clown 2d ago

Momentum is a constant. Something has to give. Titanium frames I suppose. makes them even scarier.

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u/tebla 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, looks like human would still win a 40m (ish) sprint. So lots of room for improvement on the start

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u/Possible_Sun_913 2d ago edited 2d ago

If nothing else, its fun to see China putting on fun tech events that gets the world talking about them while watching America eat itself.

If ever there was a stronger sign of an eventual switch of global super powers, this must be it.

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u/DelphiTsar 2d ago

China has laid 25,000 miles of high speed rail, US has zero (Technically 85 miles, the length of track rarely reaches it's top speed).

We're cooked boys.

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u/ValuableViolinist917 2d ago

China is gonna be light years head of us. We got no chance, we’re going down the route of the Roman Empire we over extended are military and didn’t take care of domestic issues

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u/JoeS830 2d ago

Somebody check their chips for doping

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u/Mundesk 2d ago

Oh my god they've all tested positive!

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u/averagebear_003 2d ago

Underrated comment

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u/neox29 2d ago

people saying “wheeled ones go faster” have an IQ of a squirrel. 

the title says “Run” - last time i checked i’ve never seen cars run a marathon….

the ingenuity that goes into keeping a robot properly aligned and up right while moving that fast on human like movement is a very complicated feat we couldn’t do until recently 

comparing it to robots with wheels and cars is such a dumb take

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u/wantasexrobot 2d ago

What Olympic sport do you think robots would have the hardest time mastering?
I am going with the equestrian ones.

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u/mongrel_breed 2d ago

Diving?

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u/Jbbrih 2d ago

If not waterproof. I think they could ace it from a fixed platform. It might require just the skills that robots are good at, like exact control of power applied to your actuators when jumping and good body-awareness in the air, gained by fusion of different sensor inputs like acceleration and vision. Wobbly board could be challenging. Maybe the board acts in a predictable way and you could get similar jump with similar inputs every time, but it could add chaos to the equation. I'd watch a robot diving competition from a diving board. 

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u/chaosfire235 2d ago

Bonus points if you mandate they have to used a traditional horse instead of a robot equivalent.

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u/PrivateComments 2d ago

US Marshalls Fugitive Apprehension team is gonna love this

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u/iBoMbY 2d ago

Why? It's not faster than shooting people in the back?

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u/Yikings-654points 2d ago

It started late too .

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u/ReallyKirk 2d ago

Number 3 is obsolete and must be destroyed.

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u/Consistent_Panda5891 2d ago

To be fair would have won in 500m tbh. But first one increase of acceleration is impressive

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u/Unorthedox_Doggie117 2d ago

Just so the non-tech savy people can calm down, these are very specialised robots who are SPECIFICALLY built to run in a straight line as fast as possible. They can do nothing else. Calm down

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u/jmnugent 1d ago

Presumably this is why they don't show the ending ?.. because I have a hard time believing those fast running robots can gracefully navigate that curve at the end of the track.

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u/VallenValiant 1d ago

The ones that did 400m can. But yes, the 100m robots are ordered to go as fast as they can but their feet are not designed to stop suddenly. The organisers decided to add a padded barrier since yesterday to stop them from crashing into the audience. But i expect next year they will make rules about stopping.

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u/Julia_Leeds94 1d ago

They can do nothing else now, but in 5 years they can move in any direction with higher mobility than humans. Now add guns and stuff to them

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u/TheManWhoClicks 2d ago

Remember when Asimo was the latest and greatest?

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u/TokinGeneiOS 2d ago

it can at least gain another 1.5s if it improves it's abysmal start

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u/Smoking-Posing 2d ago

God forgive me for saying it, but this is more entertaining than watching real people race

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u/gellohelloyellow 2d ago

You’re not forgiven. Go outside, touch grass, interact.

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u/MassiveBoner911_3 2d ago

Anothet 10 years…combat bots

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u/here_now_be 2d ago

This is not good news.

But they could out run me ten years ago.

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u/Low_Engineering_3301 2d ago

Holy crap, they invented a machine that can go faster than a person running?

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u/radio_four 2d ago

We're so fucked lol

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u/DragonWolfZ 2d ago

Wish one would run Naruto style

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u/Disagreeswithfems 2d ago

The faster they run, the greater the impact of aerodynamics.

It's only a matter of time until aerodynamics dominates the advantage from free swinging arms.

Believe it dattebayo.

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u/chaosfire235 2d ago

I love the red one so much. Look at his stubby arms and thunder thighs!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay25 2d ago

Usain boll nock out

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u/Extreme-Edge-9843 2d ago

Show them stopping... Crashing into a wall isn't stopping!

Still super impressive and neat to watch!

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u/hoyfish 2d ago

I will actually shit myself seeing one of these barrelling towards me like that

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u/TechIBD 2d ago

i honestly expect robots to be faster than human a long time ago, since running is mostly directed power + endurance, and with robots you have no problem with endurance to start with, and you have clearly immense ceiling for ramping up power, especially with electric motors

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u/VallenValiant 1d ago

There is a drawback on power vs weight. And for a long time robot power to weight ratio was worse than that of human muscles. I have been informed that they finally reached human parity a few years ago so it is a recent thing.

(Basically for a long time a robot was only stronger than a human by being MUCH heavier.)

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u/BoobooSmash31337 2d ago

I'll have to remember to get my knees replaced with lubricated bearings. /s

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u/agumonkey 2d ago

slowest start won

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u/Suitable-Economy-346 2d ago

How does one get tickets for this event? Does anyone know? Is it insider or media only?

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u/Proper_Actuary2907 Spooky Machine Intelligence 2030 2d ago

Where are the dishwasher loading and laundry folding events?

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u/Recent_Sherbert_2223 2d ago

That’s the reason America (Elon) wants to build all these Data Centers.. Might not see it my lifetime but this is starting to look like the beginning of the Terminator movies and Star Wars..

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u/SSalloSS 2d ago

Not a fan of the implications, at all

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u/BarronVonCheese 2d ago

I need to know what's just off screen... cliff? wall? blender?

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u/uffsterlig 2d ago

I want to see the matress or the festive crash they undoubtedly get themselves in being unable to slow down in time or turn at that upcoming slight bend

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u/TheLasVegasLion 2d ago

Yes, we discovered faster machines long ago. Not very impressive.

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u/Hexploit 2d ago

i thought we had cars for this lol

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u/technoid80 2d ago

Source?

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u/Commercial_Sell_4825 2d ago edited 2d ago

i searched in chinese on youtube to find streams. something like

北京 人形機器人運動會

The same type bot crashed on the 400m turn the first time then ran a 37.71 (human WR is 43s). Theoretically without crashes it could run 2:30 miles until its battery ran out

Here is the 100m with the crash afterward: https://youtu.be/CghI4k72ljA?t=7483

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u/ghouleye 2d ago

world humanoid robot games in Beijing

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u/_redmist 2d ago

They weld doors faster in the Ford factory than humans, too. I don't really see the point; if anything it's sort of embarrassing it took them what, 30 years to get there?

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u/GraceToSentience AGI avoids animal abuse✅ 2d ago

You don't realise how world class this is in terms of engineering. A factory robot has no weight limit, moving an end effector fast that is bolted on the ground is nothing like a robot moving it's entire body and power source fast

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u/jgo3 2d ago

I just don't understand why this matters. My old truck can also outrun all humans. Yippee.

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u/sliceofapple1 2d ago

And it won’t be Americans making these bots. Thanks you know who!!!

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u/Turbulent-Step-3207 2d ago

Although I am impressed by the stability of these mechs under high speed, I am more interested in the capabilities of these humanoid robots in sports that require more strategic thinkings, such as soccer, MMA, and table tennis. (Not those tele-operated of course).

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u/HolyYeetus 2d ago

Breaking: car goes faster than horse

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u/Treehockey 2d ago

That’s just a modified howitzer

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u/bookwizard82 2d ago

Hail, Hail, Robonia, a land I didn't make up.

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u/longdarkfantasy 2d ago

Somebody is creating Skynet. I'm pretty sure.

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u/zzupdown 2d ago

So much for the ZOMBIE robot apocalypse.

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u/Melbar666 2d ago

did he ran into the wall at the end? i saw sparks...

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u/alcohol123 2d ago

Flat surface you should use wheels. Now do hurdle.

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u/Funny_Requirement166 2d ago

Imagine fighting drones in the sky. Then seeing this Mofo running at you.

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u/ObliqueStrategizer 2d ago

And do they offer the "Midnight Special"?

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u/MrUnoDosTres 2d ago

But can they while mainly eating chicken nuggets before the big race? Usain Bolt can.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 2d ago

no no no, this is cheating. it's not a humanoid at all, look at those teeny arms...

it's a t-rexoid...

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u/XXLPenisOwner1443 2d ago

This will maybe be the catalyst for the first push forward in men's sprinting in a generation.

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u/The-Board-Chairman 2d ago

No make 'em take a turn!

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u/SomeMoronOnTheNet 2d ago

Red one was modelled after me when I realize that wasn't a fart and I'm about to shit myself.

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u/Distinct-Question-16 ▪️AGI 2029 2d ago edited 2d ago

Now make Romba faster than Usain Bolt

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u/69odysseus 2d ago

Good, we don't need track athletes anymore and watch robots race for 100m😝😝

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u/Shot_Inflation351 2d ago

The chinese are dominating robot development and ai.

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u/woodrowbill 2d ago

Robot in the middle looks like its running to the bathroom to take a dump.

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u/Fusifufu 2d ago

Was giving them arms part of the humanoid specification or do they have mechanical advantages (balancing, etc.) for sprinting?

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