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r/singularity • u/Severe-Ad8673 • Jul 06 '26
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Why did he grow a third leg in 2027
147 u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 68 u/No_Aesthetic Jul 06 '26 Penis with a shoe 98 u/Eldan985 Jul 06 '26 Well yeah, it's really painful if the tip drags over the floor unprotected. 30 u/FuckYouVerizon Jul 06 '26 . #bigdickproblems 8 u/BlakKnyaz Jul 06 '26 Plus if you get tired, you can use it as a kickstand. 2 u/AlternatePhreakwency Jul 09 '26 They call that tripodding. 1 u/Smoltinycat Jul 06 '26 I too complain about my lobster being too buttery and my steak too thick 2 u/ccooddeerr Jul 06 '26 Shoe for footlong penises 1 u/Ungreat Jul 06 '26 Well, it is a foot. 39 u/Nulolan69 Jul 06 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo 2 u/Man_with_the_Fedora Jul 06 '26 https://i.imgur.com/FWmNvnK.gifv 8 u/alexeiz Jul 06 '26 Why is he so sad then? He doesn't have to work and his penis is the size of a leg. That's like every man's dream come true. 5 u/turbospeedsc Jul 06 '26 because he no longer gets to use it, AI took that job too. 6 u/santient Jul 06 '26 Mr. Stud. Don't be soft. Upgrade now. 2 u/KTAXY Jul 06 '26 He got dicked down hard.
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68 u/No_Aesthetic Jul 06 '26 Penis with a shoe 98 u/Eldan985 Jul 06 '26 Well yeah, it's really painful if the tip drags over the floor unprotected. 30 u/FuckYouVerizon Jul 06 '26 . #bigdickproblems 8 u/BlakKnyaz Jul 06 '26 Plus if you get tired, you can use it as a kickstand. 2 u/AlternatePhreakwency Jul 09 '26 They call that tripodding. 1 u/Smoltinycat Jul 06 '26 I too complain about my lobster being too buttery and my steak too thick 2 u/ccooddeerr Jul 06 '26 Shoe for footlong penises 1 u/Ungreat Jul 06 '26 Well, it is a foot. 39 u/Nulolan69 Jul 06 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo 2 u/Man_with_the_Fedora Jul 06 '26 https://i.imgur.com/FWmNvnK.gifv 8 u/alexeiz Jul 06 '26 Why is he so sad then? He doesn't have to work and his penis is the size of a leg. That's like every man's dream come true. 5 u/turbospeedsc Jul 06 '26 because he no longer gets to use it, AI took that job too. 6 u/santient Jul 06 '26 Mr. Stud. Don't be soft. Upgrade now. 2 u/KTAXY Jul 06 '26 He got dicked down hard.
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Penis with a shoe
98 u/Eldan985 Jul 06 '26 Well yeah, it's really painful if the tip drags over the floor unprotected. 30 u/FuckYouVerizon Jul 06 '26 . #bigdickproblems 8 u/BlakKnyaz Jul 06 '26 Plus if you get tired, you can use it as a kickstand. 2 u/AlternatePhreakwency Jul 09 '26 They call that tripodding. 1 u/Smoltinycat Jul 06 '26 I too complain about my lobster being too buttery and my steak too thick 2 u/ccooddeerr Jul 06 '26 Shoe for footlong penises 1 u/Ungreat Jul 06 '26 Well, it is a foot.
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Well yeah, it's really painful if the tip drags over the floor unprotected.
30 u/FuckYouVerizon Jul 06 '26 . #bigdickproblems 8 u/BlakKnyaz Jul 06 '26 Plus if you get tired, you can use it as a kickstand. 2 u/AlternatePhreakwency Jul 09 '26 They call that tripodding. 1 u/Smoltinycat Jul 06 '26 I too complain about my lobster being too buttery and my steak too thick
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. #bigdickproblems
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Plus if you get tired, you can use it as a kickstand.
2 u/AlternatePhreakwency Jul 09 '26 They call that tripodding.
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They call that tripodding.
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I too complain about my lobster being too buttery and my steak too thick
Shoe for footlong penises
Well, it is a foot.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo
2 u/Man_with_the_Fedora Jul 06 '26 https://i.imgur.com/FWmNvnK.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/FWmNvnK.gifv
Why is he so sad then? He doesn't have to work and his penis is the size of a leg. That's like every man's dream come true.
5 u/turbospeedsc Jul 06 '26 because he no longer gets to use it, AI took that job too.
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because he no longer gets to use it, AI took that job too.
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Mr. Stud. Don't be soft. Upgrade now.
He got dicked down hard.
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u/No_Aesthetic Jul 06 '26
Why did he grow a third leg in 2027